New DDR Mix Bingo

Since DDR A seems to be winding down and a new release is inevitable, I had the idea to make a bingo card with silly predictions about the new mix. (I was sorta inspired by a DDR A Normie Bingo card which had spaces like "leave after the first song" and "confused by the menus")

Since I'm sure many of you have ideas about what the next DDR release will include, I figured I'd just open it up to everybody. List your dumb DDR A2/B/etc predictions here and in 6 months we can come back and see how we did.

Here's mine, for example:

- DJ Taka song under mysterious pseudonym
- Konami Original or commissioned song that's worse than Dance Partay
- More Touhou songs than Konami originals
- American licenses clearly rushed or offsync
- Pitbull
- "Throwback" Dancemania songs like the 2008 X-Edits (removed from machine within a year)
- Menu music unlockable as standalone song
- ((Free space)) New Sota F. unlockable song that sounds identical to New Decade/New Century/Blew My Mind etc

I'd love to hear your ideas. Maybe we can make a community bingo card based on the most common predictions!

Oh.. and as a rule, no specific ideal song list guesses or specific crossover predictions, as it's been done to death already

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-new songs every week after 2-3 month of release, and then neglect after 6 months of release
-another 19 at the end of lifecycle
-a OMES that requires a PFC to clear, and it'll prob be a 14 this time
-one revived song, but it's by U1
-a couple of hinabitter songs
-8 American licenses at launch (one of them being zedd or avicii, and one unknown song, and maybe a 80s/90s song)
-2 new artists, but really they're just U1
-TAG gets the final song
-26 songs in total at launch
-a major boss event at the end of lifecycle
-Ryu and Kors K make a new KO for this mix
-couple of songs that should've been crossed over a long time ago, but didn't
-half of the songlist will be boss-level charts
-a new interface
-a specific focus on a specific genre
-all 2014 songs are unlocked, but A's unlockable songs are still locked

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-ddr dies

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- First 20 is released except it runs at a constant 80 BPM
- Naomi Naoki comes back but produces a really shitty song and then gets fired
- Shock arrows actually shock the player with electricity
- Replicant-D-Licious
- The extra stage forces you to play a 19
- All tag songs somehow are remastered to sound worse than they already are
- Every song gets its own Groove Radar Special
- Stepping on all four arrows at once teleports you to Japan

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-Doesn't require new cabinet.

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-One batch of songs doesn't show up outside the Asian cabinets
-Updating from A to the new version takes hours due to high traffic
- One of the songs accidentally has a triple arrow like this video:


I will never not make that joke.

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Hello. Thought I could drop by and leave this.

-New announcer speaks only Japanese or has a high-pitched "Denpa" voice a la Nanahira or Prim
-No song by seiya-murai feat.ALT
-RETURN OF UH LA LA LA YAAAASSSS

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I will play the safe one:

- A bunch of western songs.
- The same dance stages and announcer
- A 19 made by an another Bemani artist
- A mix of an old song
- More IIDX crossovers than another Bemani game
- Still, no new Floor infection/Policy break songs

- Another pre-SuperNOVA revival
- Japanese song titles are actually romanized for North America this time
- Enjoy Levels return
- Another Floor Infection event (so I can finally unlock Strobe♥Girl)
- A few 2013/2014 songs get removed (including Determination...again)
- Oboro D- gets re-rated
- Another crossover with Nostalgia or [New Bemani Game] happens
- Still no nonstop/oni mode
- Love♥Shine is finally playable in my dreams

-then determination gets revived again
-a denpa song gets a really good oni meanwhile a boss song can't even get a decent oni
-no pre-SN revival, but maybe Surrender or Settin' the Scene will finally be in arcades (Old U1 ftw)

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Plausible ones:
-MORE COMBO WOMBOS (I mean still using the same announcer)
-Rinon comes back from the dead somehow
-More IIDX crossovers
-Final Boss song takes obscene amounts of grinding to unlock

Less Plausible ones:
-New announcer
-AAA+ grade added for getting 1,000,000 points (MFC)
-We get another crossover event a la Bemani Academy/Stadium
-We finally get a 20 footer

Oh yeah, I also want U1 as a selectable character (a la the one used in the Illegal Function Call flyer)

he was in the Hottest Party games (and that was the one used in the flyer btw)

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Look it all sounds the same anyway

[/linguistic racism]

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- Some other artist starts adding either "overground" or "underground" to their usual alias
- RHYTHM AND POLICE returns but they redo all of its charts
- EES is a level 10 chart, but requires an MFC and has a wider BPM range than Tohoku and more stops than CHAOS
- Fungah, FEFEMZ, or CHRS4LFE still end up beating it in a couple of days
- One of the Bang Riot songs from SDVX is crossed over, with a Lv.17 chart; people think the will be the first crossover Lv.19
- They give it a Lv.18 chart, of course
- Half-Shock Arrows are introduced that only cover two adjacent arrows; cue a bunch of shitty charts implementing this gimmick to Horatio CS US levels
- Skrillex music license
- A new Camellia solo track is one of the Extra Stages and it's really hard
- Link Mode is added where two cabinets can be physically connected, and a 16-panel mode can be played
- Some piece of content is locked behind said mode
- Dancemania songs return, but they're all really shitty covers
- Linkle Link 6 is implmented
- Beach Side Bunny's record for most jumps is taken by another newly-added DJ Mass song
- Valkyrie dimension is made into a 20, and we get two new 19s to fill the void
- A bunch of off-sync new charts
- One of the new boss songs is by some new in-house artist nobody's heard of or cares about
- American release is missing about a third of the songlist
- KONAMI removes a random eurobeat remix from the game for no real reason
- They accidentally make an entire game folder unselectable at launch and it takes like a week to patch it back in
- The game ISN'T called "DDR AA" or "DDR A+"
- Menu music by Zodiac Fall
- Extra Stage and unlock systems are PASELI only, even outside of Japan

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this thread poisoned my water supply, burned my crops, and delivered a plague onto my house

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-DDR AA (-rebuild- from CANNON BALLERS is a default crossover)
-A sequel to HAPPY☆LUCKY☆YEAPPY, Monkey Business, Cosmic Hurricane
-KOs from PHQUASE, OSTER project, Hommarju for the first time
-New Camellia feat. nanahira song with the world's sickest drop but its charts are all understepped
-A TAG crossover along with a U1 remix of it
-One decent shock arrow chart and 15 bad ones
-New outfits for returning characters, revival of some removed ones, maybe one new one related to the game's boss unlock series
-BMS songs so we can finally play conflict
-[FREE SPACE] The first 20, a breakcore song by an artist with a mythological theme

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