Post #21 · Posted at 2012-04-23 03:30:00am 12.4 years ago
Local Factlist
BPM means Beats Per Minute. The higher the number, the faster the song.
Always be sure to look at the BPM meter before selecting the song to see if there are any tempo changes.
Local Factlist Dumb
Kyzentun gives good massages
I heard they'll be removing the bars from the machine sometime this week. Good luck when that happens.
BPM means Beats Per Minute. The higher the number, the faster the song.
Always be sure to look at the BPM meter before selecting the song to see if there are any tempo changes.
Local Factlist Dumb
Kyzentun gives good massages
I heard they'll be removing the bars from the machine sometime this week. Good luck when that happens.
Post #22 · Posted at 2012-04-23 03:40:15am 12.4 years ago
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Dumb:
- This is a loading screen. Yes, years of gaming hardware being upgraded to minimize this has not yet stopped the loading screen from getting any faster.
- Don't blink. Or do, but suffer at your own discretion.
- My mom once told me that people who dance on machines tend to get very erotic, so if this is going good for you, join the Navy.
- ALGUIEN TIENE MAS TOASTY????????????
- What is a Snake?
Factlist:
- Remember to stretch every once in a while before playing.
- Drink water and exercise, good for your health and stamina.
- Keep the beat of the rhythm in your head, helps out a lot if you don't seem to follow the notes.
- This is a loading screen. Yes, years of gaming hardware being upgraded to minimize this has not yet stopped the loading screen from getting any faster.
- Don't blink. Or do, but suffer at your own discretion.
- My mom once told me that people who dance on machines tend to get very erotic, so if this is going good for you, join the Navy.
- ALGUIEN TIENE MAS TOASTY????????????
- What is a Snake?
Factlist:
- Remember to stretch every once in a while before playing.
- Drink water and exercise, good for your health and stamina.
- Keep the beat of the rhythm in your head, helps out a lot if you don't seem to follow the notes.
Post #23 · Posted at 2012-04-23 04:16:38am 12.4 years ago
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Dumb:
- KYLE, KYLE, OH MY GOOOOOOOOOD
- If Xepher is your favorite anime, press ◀. If DoLL is your favorite anime, press ▶.
- Did you really thought it was over?
- Only a furry would play this song.
- Nice cow bone, you are my lover.
- LET ME BE YOUR CANDYGUY BOY
- Just switch your tits and go for the Hail Mary.
- Take your shirt off so you can feel the breeze and be like Flash.
Serious:
- If you can A or AA charts at your level [ITG mode: S+ or star], try to pass songs at the next level up.
- Warm up with easier songs before playing hard charts.
- Alternate feet on consecutive steps. Left-right-left-right!
- Try experimenting with mods other than scroll speed! Beat and Dizzy are easy starting mods.
- KYLE, KYLE, OH MY GOOOOOOOOOD
- If Xepher is your favorite anime, press ◀. If DoLL is your favorite anime, press ▶.
- Did you really thought it was over?
- Only a furry would play this song.
- Nice cow bone, you are my lover.
- LET ME BE YOUR CANDY
- Just switch your tits and go for the Hail Mary.
- Take your shirt off so you can feel the breeze and be like Flash.
Serious:
- If you can A or AA charts at your level [ITG mode: S+ or star], try to pass songs at the next level up.
- Warm up with easier songs before playing hard charts.
- Alternate feet on consecutive steps. Left-right-left-right!
- Try experimenting with mods other than scroll speed! Beat and Dizzy are easy starting mods.
Post #24 · Posted at 2012-04-23 04:19:52am 12.4 years ago
Dumb:
DUMPSTREEEEEEEEAM
FOUND RAILED
No Movement. X-Mods Only. Final Stage.
Non Dumb:
Your combo carries over from song to song. See how high you can get it!
DUMPSTREEEEEEEEAM
FOUND RAILED
No Movement. X-Mods Only. Final Stage.
Non Dumb:
Your combo carries over from song to song. See how high you can get it!
Post #25 · Posted at 2012-04-23 04:37:48am 12.4 years ago
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"The less that it looks like you're dancing, the better you are at this game!"
Post #26 · Posted at 2012-04-23 05:01:06am 12.4 years ago
Dumb:
- YOU PLAY SOLO! WE DRINK RITALIN!
- Team Dragonforce can beat this song squirting water up their nose.
- This chart has been redacted, in it's place you will now be seeing Rick Astley rock back and forth for your viewing pleasure.
- Sometimes, I wish I was more than just a dance machine, like, I want to be one of those cool Japanese vending machines. Hell yeah.
- screwed [skrood]: You
- By the time this is done loading, you could punch the person right next to you, steal their wallet/purse, go out and buy yourself a Big Mac, eat it with some medium fries, throw the soda out the window, go back home, contemplate on what an awesome day you've had, come back, repeat.
- Remember, don't ever cross the streams.
- Get your stinky ass feet off of me, you know how many 30-year old 200+ pound weeaboo's keep standing on me? 4. That's quite a number man, give me a break :c
- YOU PLAY SOLO! WE DRINK RITALIN!
- Team Dragonforce can beat this song squirting water up their nose.
- This chart has been redacted, in it's place you will now be seeing Rick Astley rock back and forth for your viewing pleasure.
- Sometimes, I wish I was more than just a dance machine, like, I want to be one of those cool Japanese vending machines. Hell yeah.
- screwed [skrood]: You
- By the time this is done loading, you could punch the person right next to you, steal their wallet/purse, go out and buy yourself a Big Mac, eat it with some medium fries, throw the soda out the window, go back home, contemplate on what an awesome day you've had, come back, repeat.
- Remember, don't ever cross the streams.
- Get your stinky ass feet off of me, you know how many 30-year old 200+ pound weeaboo's keep standing on me? 4. That's quite a number man, give me a break :c
Post #27 · Posted at 2012-04-23 06:23:08am 12.4 years ago
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Regular:
Try songs that you might not pass on your last stage.
Cmods make the entire song scroll at the same BPM. Remember, use them on a song with speed changes and your score doesn't count.
Your combo will glow gold if you get all Excellents or higher.
Your combo will glow blue if you get all Fantastics. Go for the quad!
If you are failing a lot, try a lower difficulty.
Work on your stamina by playing long versions or many hard songs in a row.
Dumb:
Get out your keyboard, this is a Tachyon file.
This is some X-stream dancing!
Ha ha ha ha, jack my swag!
Dubstep time! WUBWUBWUBWUB
Try Chaos on Beginner with Cut.
You really think you can pass this?
A 10 on Easy? Must be a Braeden file.
Try songs that you might not pass on your last stage.
Cmods make the entire song scroll at the same BPM. Remember, use them on a song with speed changes and your score doesn't count.
Your combo will glow gold if you get all Excellents or higher.
Your combo will glow blue if you get all Fantastics. Go for the quad!
If you are failing a lot, try a lower difficulty.
Work on your stamina by playing long versions or many hard songs in a row.
Dumb:
Get out your keyboard, this is a Tachyon file.
This is some X-stream dancing!
Ha ha ha ha, jack my swag!
Dubstep time! WUBWUBWUBWUB
Try Chaos on Beginner with Cut.
You really think you can pass this?
A 10 on Easy? Must be a Braeden file.
Post #28 · Posted at 2012-04-23 07:06:58am 12.4 years ago
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Dumb:
Crossovers? What are those?
Every ITG song should be like Little Kitty Mine
Those aren't hands. You just need four legs to hit them.
Keep this game locked up. Konami might sue.
Chris Foy writes his charts blindfolded.
Don't slip or you'll break your butt.
Crossovers? What are those?
Every ITG song should be like Little Kitty Mine
Those aren't hands. You just need four legs to hit them.
Keep this game locked up. Konami might sue.
Chris Foy writes his charts blindfolded.
Don't slip or you'll break your butt.
Post #29 · Posted at 2012-04-23 10:42:14am 12.4 years ago
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Thanks for the input, guys! We now have over 40 silly quotes and 15 serious quotes (a great ratio if I may say so myself)
Expect videos of this magical ITG machine soon.
Expect videos of this magical ITG machine soon.
Post #30 · Posted at 2012-04-23 01:38:48pm 12.4 years ago
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Are you a bad enough dude to save the high score?
Post #31 · Posted at 2012-04-23 06:15:35pm 12.4 years ago
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I liked that "dance like you want some kfc" one.
Post #32 · Posted at 2012-04-23 07:23:56pm 12.4 years ago
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"TAKING IT TO THE PIE" |
Real:
-Alternate your feet left and right.
-Try different note skins and speeds to make charts easier to read.
-Missing a note is less damaging on your life at the beginning of your game
Silly:
-Remember, if you cannot quad star this song on a sight read, it's a bad chart.
-Spins were an early form of forced difficulty. Thanks to evolution, they no longer survive in these charts.
-If you hit me because you made a mistake, I will give you more pad misses.
-Protip: Always face left for this chart.
-Protip: Always face right for this chart.
-Protip: Any portion of this chart that turns you away from the screen requires a memorization of the entire chart.
-Property of KONAMI.
-Alternate your feet left and right.
-Try different note skins and speeds to make charts easier to read.
-Missing a note is less damaging on your life at the beginning of your game
Silly:
-Remember, if you cannot quad star this song on a sight read, it's a bad chart.
-Spins were an early form of forced difficulty. Thanks to evolution, they no longer survive in these charts.
-If you hit me because you made a mistake, I will give you more pad misses.
-Protip: Always face left for this chart.
-Protip: Always face right for this chart.
-Protip: Any portion of this chart that turns you away from the screen requires a memorization of the entire chart.
-Property of KONAMI.
Post #33 · Posted at 2012-04-23 08:19:15pm 12.4 years ago
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DON'T FALL OFF
Shut up you look like a Konamidaotor
Shut up you look like a Konamidaotor
Post #34 · Posted at 2012-04-23 10:48:52pm 12.4 years ago
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LAAAADINGGUUU LAAADINGUU!
Post #35 · Posted at 2012-04-24 02:02:45am 12.4 years ago
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Quote: Braeden47
A 10 on Easy? Must be a Braeden file.
Dumb:
BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
Got future?
Look Ma, no bar!
★★★★ or Bust
Post #36 · Posted at 2012-04-24 02:17:56am 12.4 years ago
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It's maybe too late but i couldn't resist posting after reading all the posts.
Regular:
- Don't try Drop Out (Groove Radar Special), NEVER
- Try to use your arms when you play without bars to keep a good balance
- Don't step on the shock arrows or the on the mines even if they looks cute
Dumb:
- Konmai stepartist uses autogen and when they don't, it's worst
- I heard that you like streams so we put a stream in your stream so you can stream while you're streaming (works with "crossovers" too).
- Guile's theme is goes with this stepchart
- Sorry, but your stepchart is in an other StepMania
- Ponies dance better than you
- LET THEEEMMM MOOOOOOOOOOOOVVEEEEEEE WHOAOOOOOOOO ! Sweet sweet sweet...
- Try to do every crossover that you see... if you want to go balls to the wall
Regular:
- Don't try Drop Out (Groove Radar Special), NEVER
- Try to use your arms when you play without bars to keep a good balance
- Don't step on the shock arrows or the on the mines even if they looks cute
Dumb:
- Konmai stepartist uses autogen and when they don't, it's worst
- I heard that you like streams so we put a stream in your stream so you can stream while you're streaming (works with "crossovers" too).
- Guile's theme is goes with this stepchart
- Sorry, but your stepchart is in an other StepMania
- Ponies dance better than you
- LET THEEEMMM MOOOOOOOOOOOOVVEEEEEEE WHOAOOOOOOOO ! Sweet sweet sweet...
- Try to do every crossover that you see... if you want to go balls to the wall
Post #37 · Posted at 2012-04-26 02:52:12am 12.4 years ago
Whilst I was testing out the machine to make sure we'd done all the work properly, the owner of it (not Taro btw) came over to check up on me as the quote "Don't play if you need a poo." was just sitting there nice and comfy on the loading screen. Awkward.
Post #38 · Posted at 2012-04-26 02:57:46am 12.4 years ago
Funny moment but this advice makes sence imo.
Post #39 · Posted at 2012-04-26 04:38:19am 12.4 years ago
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This is dead now, you can all go home.
Post #40 · Posted at 2012-04-26 04:57:15am 12.4 years ago
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