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Post #1 · Posted at 2017-10-12 10:30:50pm 5.4 years ago

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This thread is all about telling jokes.

I'll start:

So, I heard about this zoo with only one animal in it. The animal is a dog. It's a shih tzu.
deez nuts

Post #2 · Posted at 2017-10-12 10:38:48pm 5.4 years ago

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i don't get it

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Post #3 · Posted at 2017-10-12 10:54:03pm 5.4 years ago

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i don't get it

Quote: _|/-\43D
So, I heard about this zoo with only one animal in it. The animal is a dog. It's a shih tzu.

Quote: _|/-\43D
It's a shih tzu.

Quote: _|/-\43D
SHIH T - ZU.

Post #4 · Posted at 2017-10-12 11:08:33pm 5.4 years ago

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"Blank for now."
I get the zu part, what's the shih-t... oh.

Post #5 · Posted at 2017-10-13 12:03:00am 5.4 years ago

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I've got a joke: Konami's business model and general managerial practices.

https://i.imgur.com/y9jn7b9.gif

Post #6 · Posted at 2017-10-13 12:15:08am 5.4 years ago

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What's a reindeer's favorite video game?

Prance Prance Revolution
deez nuts

Post #7 · Posted at 2017-10-13 01:52:53am 5.4 years ago

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What was Tigger doing in the toilet?

He was looking for Pooh.
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Post #8 · Posted at 2017-10-13 02:31:04am 5.4 years ago

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I've got a joke: Konami's business model and general managerial practices.

https://i.imgur.com/y9jn7b9.gif
/thread.

Post #9 · Posted at 2017-10-13 04:10:23am 5.4 years ago

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This thread is a joke.

Quote: CamCamtehCamsta
What was Tigger doing in the toilet?

He was looking for Pooh.

This one is so innocent and dumb.
I love it.

Post #10 · Posted at 2017-10-13 04:42:43am 5.4 years ago

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Post #11 · Posted at 2017-10-13 05:17:09am 5.4 years ago

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Post #12 · Posted at 2017-10-13 05:51:56am 5.4 years ago

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"[Art by LilyBreez]"

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So one time, a butcher accidentally sliced off the left side of a rabbit.

It was utterly disgusting.

...but I wouldn't worry about it. That bunny's all right now.

Post #13 · Posted at 2017-10-13 03:02:25pm 5.4 years ago

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Post #14 · Posted at 2017-10-13 07:19:27pm 5.4 years ago

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What's the difference between beer nuts and deer nuts?

One's $1.50, the other's under a buck.
deez nuts

Post #15 · Posted at 2017-10-13 07:54:17pm 5.4 years ago

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Post #16 · Posted at 2017-10-14 01:17:55am 5.4 years ago

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Whenever I play BRE∀K DOWN! on DDR, the down arrow stops working.
I tried to play CRASH! the other day but the machine blue screened.

Post #17 · Posted at 2017-10-14 01:38:14am 5.4 years ago

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"Crybabies unite~ ♡"
I actually remember joking about that during one of OMG KON!'s livestreams. The song might as well CRASH! the game.
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Post #18 · Posted at 2017-10-14 02:25:55pm 5.4 years ago

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Why did Little Timmy drop his ice cream?

Because he got hit by a bus.
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Post #19 · Posted at 2017-10-14 04:37:53pm 5.4 years ago

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what do you call it when you're in a body of water with no arms or legs?

fucked
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Post #20 · Posted at 2017-10-14 04:49:40pm 5.4 years ago

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What do you call a sheep with no head and no legs?

A cloud.
deez nuts
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