Post #1 · Posted at 2017-10-12 10:30:50pm 5.4 years ago
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This thread is all about telling jokes.
I'll start:
So, I heard about this zoo with only one animal in it. The animal is a dog. It's a shih tzu.
I'll start:
So, I heard about this zoo with only one animal in it. The animal is a dog. It's a shih tzu.
Post #2 · Posted at 2017-10-12 10:38:48pm 5.4 years ago
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i don't get it
Never let your plush Pokémon near flames, or else your Tepig will Pignite into an Emboar.
Never let your plush Pokémon near flames, or else your Tepig will Pignite into an Emboar.
Post #3 · Posted at 2017-10-12 10:54:03pm 5.4 years ago
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Quote: rapidemboar
i don't get it
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So, I heard about this zoo with only one animal in it. The animal is a dog. It's a shih tzu.
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It's a shih tzu.
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SHIH T - ZU.
Post #4 · Posted at 2017-10-12 11:08:33pm 5.4 years ago
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I get the zu part, what's the shih-t... oh.
Post #5 · Posted at 2017-10-13 12:03:00am 5.4 years ago
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I've got a joke: Konami's business model and general managerial practices.
Post #6 · Posted at 2017-10-13 12:15:08am 5.4 years ago
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What's a reindeer's favorite video game?
Prance Prance Revolution
Prance Prance Revolution
Post #7 · Posted at 2017-10-13 01:52:53am 5.4 years ago
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What was Tigger doing in the toilet?
He was looking for Pooh.
He was looking for Pooh.
Post #8 · Posted at 2017-10-13 02:31:04am 5.4 years ago
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I've got a joke: Konami's business model and general managerial practices.
/thread.Post #9 · Posted at 2017-10-13 04:10:23am 5.4 years ago
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What was Tigger doing in the toilet?
He was looking for Pooh.
He was looking for Pooh.
This one is so innocent and dumb.
I love it.
Post #10 · Posted at 2017-10-13 04:42:43am 5.4 years ago
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Post #11 · Posted at 2017-10-13 05:17:09am 5.4 years ago
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how do you get a skeleton to laugh?
Tickle it's funny bone.
Tickle it's funny bone.
Post #12 · Posted at 2017-10-13 05:51:56am 5.4 years ago
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So one time, a butcher accidentally sliced off the left side of a rabbit.
It was utterly disgusting.
...but I wouldn't worry about it. That bunny's all right now.
It was utterly disgusting.
...but I wouldn't worry about it. That bunny's all right now.
Post #13 · Posted at 2017-10-13 03:02:25pm 5.4 years ago
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A man one assaulted me using cheese, eggs and yoghurt. How dairy!!!
Post #14 · Posted at 2017-10-13 07:19:27pm 5.4 years ago
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What's the difference between beer nuts and deer nuts?
One's $1.50, the other's under a buck.
One's $1.50, the other's under a buck.
Post #15 · Posted at 2017-10-13 07:54:17pm 5.4 years ago
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Whenever I play BRE∀K DOWN! on DDR, the down arrow stops working.
Post #16 · Posted at 2017-10-14 01:17:55am 5.4 years ago
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Whenever I play BRE∀K DOWN! on DDR, the down arrow stops working.
I tried to play CRASH! the other day but the machine blue screened.Post #17 · Posted at 2017-10-14 01:38:14am 5.4 years ago
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I actually remember joking about that during one of OMG KON!'s livestreams. The song might as well CRASH! the game.
Post #18 · Posted at 2017-10-14 02:25:55pm 5.4 years ago
Why did Little Timmy drop his ice cream?
Because he got hit by a bus.
Because he got hit by a bus.
Post #19 · Posted at 2017-10-14 04:37:53pm 5.4 years ago
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what do you call it when you're in a body of water with no arms or legs?
fucked
fucked
Post #20 · Posted at 2017-10-14 04:49:40pm 5.4 years ago
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What do you call a sheep with no head and no legs?
A cloud.
A cloud.