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Post #1 · Posted at 2017-10-12 10:30:50pm 6.7 years ago

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This thread is all about telling jokes.

I'll start:

So, I heard about this zoo with only one animal in it. The animal is a dog. It's a shih tzu.
deez nuts

Post #2 · Posted at 2017-10-12 10:38:48pm 6.7 years ago

Offline rapidemboar
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i don't get it

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Post #3 · Posted at 2017-10-12 10:54:03pm 6.7 years ago

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Quote: rapidemboar
i don't get it

Quote: _|/-\43D
So, I heard about this zoo with only one animal in it. The animal is a dog. It's a shih tzu.

Quote: _|/-\43D
It's a shih tzu.

Quote: _|/-\43D
SHIH T - ZU.

Post #4 · Posted at 2017-10-12 11:08:33pm 6.7 years ago

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I get the zu part, what's the shih-t... oh.

Post #5 · Posted at 2017-10-13 12:03:00am 6.7 years ago

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I've got a joke: Konami's business model and general managerial practices.

https://i.imgur.com/y9jn7b9.gif

Post #6 · Posted at 2017-10-13 12:15:08am 6.7 years ago

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What's a reindeer's favorite video game?

Prance Prance Revolution
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Post #7 · Posted at 2017-10-13 01:52:53am 6.7 years ago

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"Bump all the forum games!!"
What was Tigger doing in the toilet?

He was looking for Pooh.
When you're Cam, you bump threads. It's what you do.
When you want to save 15% or more on car insurance, you switch to Geico. It's what you do.

Post #8 · Posted at 2017-10-13 02:31:04am 6.7 years ago

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I've got a joke: Konami's business model and general managerial practices.

https://i.imgur.com/y9jn7b9.gif
/thread.

Post #9 · Posted at 2017-10-13 04:10:23am 6.7 years ago

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"."
This thread is a joke.

Quote: CamCamtehCamsta
What was Tigger doing in the toilet?

He was looking for Pooh.

This one is so innocent and dumb.
I love it.

Post #10 · Posted at 2017-10-13 04:42:43am 6.7 years ago

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Post #11 · Posted at 2017-10-13 05:17:09am 6.7 years ago

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how do you get a skeleton to laugh?

Tickle it's funny bone.

Post #12 · Posted at 2017-10-13 05:51:56am 6.7 years ago

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"[Art by LilyBreez]"

Last updated: 2017-10-13 05:53am
So one time, a butcher accidentally sliced off the left side of a rabbit.

It was utterly disgusting.

...but I wouldn't worry about it. That bunny's all right now.

Post #13 · Posted at 2017-10-13 03:02:25pm 6.7 years ago

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A man one assaulted me using cheese, eggs and yoghurt. How dairy!!!
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Post #14 · Posted at 2017-10-13 07:19:27pm 6.7 years ago

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What's the difference between beer nuts and deer nuts?

One's $1.50, the other's under a buck.
deez nuts

Post #15 · Posted at 2017-10-13 07:54:17pm 6.7 years ago

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"Crybabies unite~ ♡"

Last updated: 2017-10-13 07:54pm
Whenever I play BRE∀K DOWN! on DDR, the down arrow stops working.
ZIv Mod Squad: "The Eternal Crybaby"
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The Meitu Fangirl & the Alt Fangirl Laughing Hard
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Post #16 · Posted at 2017-10-14 01:17:55am 6.7 years ago

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Quote: NewbStepper
Whenever I play BRE∀K DOWN! on DDR, the down arrow stops working.
I tried to play CRASH! the other day but the machine blue screened.

Post #17 · Posted at 2017-10-14 01:38:14am 6.7 years ago

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"Crybabies unite~ ♡"
I actually remember joking about that during one of OMG KON!'s livestreams. The song might as well CRASH! the game.
ZIv Mod Squad: "The Eternal Crybaby"
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We're the Fangirl Sisters~
The Meitu Fangirl & the Alt Fangirl Laughing Hard
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Dear Lord Toon, you are simply amazing! Happy

Post #18 · Posted at 2017-10-14 02:25:55pm 6.6 years ago

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Why did Little Timmy drop his ice cream?

Because he got hit by a bus.
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Post #19 · Posted at 2017-10-14 04:37:53pm 6.6 years ago

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"that's crazy"
what do you call it when you're in a body of water with no arms or legs?

fucked
How you doin' Lord Toon? Thanks for the banner.
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Post #20 · Posted at 2017-10-14 04:49:40pm 6.6 years ago

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What do you call a sheep with no head and no legs?

A cloud.
deez nuts
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