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Post #1 · Posted at 2017-05-05 09:20:33pm 6.9 years ago

Offline Quickman
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6,058 Posts
United Kingdom
Reg. 2013-08-17

"five minute white boy challenge"
This website sees some cringeworthy shit, so let's document it all in this super amazing thread that definitely needed to be a thing!
Quote: Quick Man
Approximately nobody asked for this song to be included. Least popular decision by the Japanese since Nintendo released the Wii U.
https://card.psnprofiles.com/1/DWN012Quick_Man.png

Post #2 · Posted at 2017-05-05 09:41:38pm 6.9 years ago

Offline MENDES
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741 Posts
United Kingdom
Reg. 2014-06-08

"all I need is your lo~ve ba~by"

Last updated: 2017-05-05 09:41pm
Quote: Quickman
This website sees some cringeworthy shit, so let's document it all in this super amazing thread that definitely needed to be a thing!

also:

Quote: AnonyWolf
"He said to meet me on the 48th floor. There is nothing here."

Just then Quickman receives a text that reads "open the door".

"What is he talking about? There is no door, the 48th floor is completely empty!"

All of the sudden Quickman hears the elevator ding. He turns around as the doors open up. A strange mist pours out and into the room. Seconds later a figure emerges holding a severed head.

"What the fuck is going on..."

Quickman desperately looks for a way out but the only way is the elevator and that is blocked by this mysterious figure.

"Did Dr. al2k4 send you?"

"I am no longer in cahoots with that fool of a doctor. Lets just say I completed my last job for him and I am now free. He needed something done...something illegal"

Quickman immediately realizes that Professor derpta is standing before him. He hardly recognized him without his jetpack on.

"Well, if Dr. al2k4 did not send you, then who did? Was it AnonyWolf?"

"You could say that."

Professor derpta holds up the severed head and says "Don't be rude, Quickman. Introduce yourself to AnonyWolf. Perhaps I will mount this above my fireplace. I've always wanted a wolf head in my house...ha...ha...get it? A wolf head? Because his name is AnonyWolf and I have his hea..."

"Yeah I fucking understand your idiotic joke" Quickman snaps at Professor derpta.

Before either one can speak another word all of the glass from the windows on the 48th floor shatters. The sound of some sort of motorized device is heard which is soon followed by a gun shot. Professor derpta drops AnonyWolf's head and then his lifeless body falls to the floor. Quickman turns around and sees BemaniHyper sitting on his special scooter holding a smoking gun.



"Good morning, Quickman. Do you need a ride?"

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Post #3 · Posted at 2017-05-05 09:59:32pm 6.9 years ago

Offline CuzcoBlocko
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2,947 Posts
United States
Reg. 2013-10-26

"[Art by LilyBreez]"
Quote: chronos
Thank you...let's hope Chris gets well ASAP and make USA PROUD!

Post #4 · Posted at 2017-05-05 10:03:25pm 6.9 years ago

Offline hamsand210-final
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1,027 Posts
United States
Reg. 2015-03-29

"that's crazy"
Quote: hamsand210-final
i love you

How you doin' Lord Toon? Thanks for the banner.
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Post #5 · Posted at 2017-05-05 10:20:31pm 6.9 years ago

Offline Sigrev2
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4,170 Posts
United States
Reg. 2009-10-17

Nintendo Network ID: Sigrev2Nintendo Switch Friend Code: SW-2884-7660-37993DS Friend Code: 3883-7652-3160
"suffering from success"

Last updated: 2017-05-05 10:20pm
Quote: MENDES
Quote: AnonyWolf
"He said to meet me on the 48th floor. There is nothing here."

Just then Quickman receives a text that reads "open the door".

"What is he talking about? There is no door, the 48th floor is completely empty!"

All of the sudden Quickman hears the elevator ding. He turns around as the doors open up. A strange mist pours out and into the room. Seconds later a figure emerges holding a severed head.

"What the fuck is going on..."

Quickman desperately looks for a way out but the only way is the elevator and that is blocked by this mysterious figure.

"Did Dr. al2k4 send you?"

"I am no longer in cahoots with that fool of a doctor. Lets just say I completed my last job for him and I am now free. He needed something done...something illegal"

Quickman immediately realizes that Professor derpta is standing before him. He hardly recognized him without his jetpack on.

"Well, if Dr. al2k4 did not send you, then who did? Was it AnonyWolf?"

"You could say that."

Professor derpta holds up the severed head and says "Don't be rude, Quickman. Introduce yourself to AnonyWolf. Perhaps I will mount this above my fireplace. I've always wanted a wolf head in my house...ha...ha...get it? A wolf head? Because his name is AnonyWolf and I have his hea..."

"Yeah I fucking understand your idiotic joke" Quickman snaps at Professor derpta.

Before either one can speak another word all of the glass from the windows on the 48th floor shatters. The sound of some sort of motorized device is heard which is soon followed by a gun shot. Professor derpta drops AnonyWolf's head and then his lifeless body falls to the floor. Quickman turns around and sees BemaniHyper sitting on his special scooter holding a smoking gun.



"Good morning, Quickman. Do you need a ride?"
Where's the cringe, mate? This is levels of legendary you couldn't even begin to comprehend.

Make me a mod.

Post #6 · Posted at 2017-05-05 10:25:15pm 6.9 years ago

Offline CuzcoBlocko
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2,947 Posts
United States
Reg. 2013-10-26

"[Art by LilyBreez]"

Last updated: 2017-05-05 10:30pm
Quote: AnonyWolf
Where's the cringe, mate?

Right here, of course!

Quote: AnonyWolf
Quote: MENDES
Quote: AnonyWolf
derpta

Post #7 · Posted at 2017-05-06 07:00:37am 6.9 years ago

Offline SM MaxX
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910 Posts
United States
Reg. 2012-08-30

Nintendo Switch Friend Code: SW-1495-0040-1058
"I play too much touhou"

Post #8 · Posted at 2017-05-06 12:14:46pm 6.9 years ago

Offline Loodee
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275 Posts
Sweden
Reg. 2014-06-26

wow great thread, we sure needed this
https://i.imgur.com/0PfGokW.pnghttps://i.imgur.com/d4gHmul.png

Post #9 · Posted at 2017-05-06 12:15:04pm 6.9 years ago

Offline Astroman129
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1,957 Posts
United States
Reg. 2010-02-25

Nintendo Switch Friend Code: SW-6942-4517-60103DS Friend Code: 0645-5928-9360
" ♫~~ I'm wired to the world ~~♫"

Post #10 · Posted at 2017-05-06 12:16:40pm 6.9 years ago

Offline Pallero
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287 Posts
Finland
Reg. 2011-06-04

Post #11 · Posted at 2017-05-06 04:23:13pm 6.9 years ago

Offline NewbStepper
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2,516 Posts
Canada
Reg. 2013-05-23

"Crybabies unite~ ♡"
https://zenius-i-vanisher.com/v5.2/thread?threadid=9182&page=3#p385015
Need I say more?
ZIv Mod Squad: "The Eternal Crybaby"
Quote: 01angel
We're the Fangirl Sisters~
The Meitu Fangirl & the Alt Fangirl Laughing Hard
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Dear Lord Toon, you are simply amazing! Happy

Post #12 · Posted at 2017-05-06 04:25:14pm 6.9 years ago

Offline PureBlue
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2,925 Posts
United States
Reg. 2009-04-08

Nintendo Switch Friend Code: SW-5116-3740-7232
"I'm your thorn."
I mean, this one is definitely up there as far as cringe goes.

http://tinyurl.com/kwymuou
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Post #13 · Posted at 2017-05-06 05:07:56pm 6.9 years ago

Offline silenttype01
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8,023 Posts
United States
Reg. 2007-01-19

"DINGDONG♥HEARTS"
Quote: Astroman129
Hurt and Heal sticky thread

hahahhah yep, that entire moment of ZIv was cringe worthy

Post #14 · Posted at 2017-05-06 05:42:53pm 6.9 years ago

Offline SomethingRandom
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2,794 Posts
United States
Reg. 2015-02-21

Game Center Nickname: blearymoos
"bootylicious "
HAHA MY DDR MAX H&H THREAD
i still want to bump that thread and continue but WHO CARES

Post #15 · Posted at 2017-05-06 06:01:12pm 6.9 years ago

Offline chewi
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8,537 Posts
Not Set
Reg. 2008-02-24

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Post #16 · Posted at 2017-05-06 06:19:34pm 6.9 years ago

Offline Quickman
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6,058 Posts
United Kingdom
Reg. 2013-08-17

"five minute white boy challenge"
Quote: Loodee
wow great thread, we sure needed this

you fiddled the riddle!
Quote: Quick Man
Approximately nobody asked for this song to be included. Least popular decision by the Japanese since Nintendo released the Wii U.
https://card.psnprofiles.com/1/DWN012Quick_Man.png

Post #17 · Posted at 2017-05-06 06:23:23pm 6.9 years ago

Offline Sigrev2
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4,170 Posts
United States
Reg. 2009-10-17

Nintendo Network ID: Sigrev2Nintendo Switch Friend Code: SW-2884-7660-37993DS Friend Code: 3883-7652-3160
"suffering from success"

Post #18 · Posted at 2017-05-06 06:32:07pm 6.9 years ago

Offline -Viper-
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2,407 Posts
United States
Reg. 2007-10-26

3DS Friend Code: 1091-8797-8693
I should start reading this site more often again, it looks like its turned into an absolute warzone.

Post #19 · Posted at 2017-05-06 06:33:36pm 6.9 years ago

Offline Quickman
Quickman Avatar Member+
6,058 Posts
United Kingdom
Reg. 2013-08-17

"five minute white boy challenge"
No, it just turned into the website where all the cringey people gather to talk about DDR A. That's why this thread exists.
Quote: Quick Man
Approximately nobody asked for this song to be included. Least popular decision by the Japanese since Nintendo released the Wii U.
https://card.psnprofiles.com/1/DWN012Quick_Man.png

Post #20 · Posted at 2017-05-06 06:49:18pm 6.9 years ago

Offline Sigrev2
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4,170 Posts
United States
Reg. 2009-10-17

Nintendo Network ID: Sigrev2Nintendo Switch Friend Code: SW-2884-7660-37993DS Friend Code: 3883-7652-3160
"suffering from success"
Where's the Most Cringeworthy Users thread at? You're slacking, Zenius.
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