Screw up DDR2014's US release

I'm making this in forum games mostly so that it doesn't bother people waiting for actual news on the DDR2014 thread, and so that people can still have their fun. Basically, for those who missed it, post stupid "leaks" about the US release of DDR2014 that will make it the most awful thing ever. For example:
They're going back to the old song wheel from extreme, and they're removing sort options. The default sort will have all of the newly localized HinnaBitter songs up front, and you aren't allowed to scroll to the back. I've also heard from a really reliable source that you can only play beginner on your first stage, light on your second, standard on your third, heavy on your extra, and oni on your encore extra.

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Betson/Raw Thrills makes the machines. [/thread]

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-Never Gonna Hit Those Notes is going to be the EES for the game's entire life cycle
-The BGM will be composed by Nickelback
-The game's tagline will be "DANCE DANCE REVOLUTION and chill"
-The announcer will be replaced with Lil Jon saying "WHAT"
-The machine will only accept Apple Pay and Samsung Pay (or whatever it's called)
-All the dancers will be replaced with characters from Foodfight and Cool Cat Saves The Kids

Dice Master Mode returns.

The cabinets fail to go online.

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DDR 2014 will now become Dance Dance Revolution: KONMAI Edition when it comes to DnB
Only Nanahira, Prim,Vocaloid, and Hinabitter songs. Maybe some hardcore L.E.D.
All text in this game will be in English and all of them will have grammar issues or mispellings.
All songs are 500bpm, their foot ratings will be 18.
Some of the info in the game will not appear in the actual game itself to go with the Konmai theme.
BG videos will be added and they will be from Love Live!
A new character will be added called Moe Tentacle High School Prim. It's exactly what you think.
All liscenes are by Prim.
DJ Sharpnel will make his debut.
All songs from older mixes will be removed except for the older Vocaloid, EDM, Prim, Hinabitter, and Nanhira songs.
The credits will now play after you complete the Extra Stage song: I LOVE COOKIES LOLOLOL/Tentaclesz and the only person who will be credited is
Masura Nakamura.



Also Konmai hates you.
This is the only game we are getting out of Konami in the US. We will never ever get any updates and we are only stuck with this one for years to come. While DDR in Japan will revive a New UI, our wont.
No CS relases either.

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Every song in the game is either synced 1/8 of a second late or 1/8 of a second early. Have fun Good attacking.

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Actually happen.

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"Replicant D-ignition songs are unavailable until Q4 2016."
"Every song from before SuperNOVA is no longer available."
"Songs from events that have already passed are only available through PASELI."

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Every song in the game has Gambol's timing.
TSUGARU will be the boss song

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Every Single/Double chart in the game has its steps replaced with with Over The "Period"'s S- or D- steps. It doesn't matter if they don't fit, they come like that anyway. You also have 4 battery lives by default.

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Every license from every older release will be replaced with a Justin Bieber song.


Y'know, with Miley Cyrus as Ibuki, Nicki Minaj as Sakiko, and Rebecca Black as Meu Meu.

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DDR 2014 is coming to US
But the parts inside isn't
Just the cabinet itself.
No wiring.
Display Only.

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Honestly, would not mind this.

Rumor has it that to cut down on costs, Konami will not be shipping the game with a hard drive; instead, a small solid-state boot disk containing the game interface will be included, and songs will instead be downloaded from the a server. Also, some rumors are suggesting that the traditional song select screen will be replaced by a more dynamic 'playlist' option, where a player selects a genre to start from, and then the game creates a randomized selection of 1-5 songs for the player. As for difficulty, the player selects an initial difficulty option, and then, if the game detects that the player is struggling too much with a certain song, it alters the step chart difficulty mid-song. A player who wants to skip a song must pay ~25 cents before the song actually starts.

In response to the complaints of possibly having the emergency bar removed, Konami has purportedly decided to mount emergency buttons on the cabinet, which the player, in the case of falling down or suffering similar injuries, can press to quickly dial 911. According to the leaker, Konami says that it will go with this solution to guarantee the safety of the players while promoting a 'free air' dance environment that encourages variety, rather than an environment that encourages monotonous pad-mashing.

Yet another purported feature is the replacement of the lifebar by the more intriguing representation of remaining life via the on-player dancers; if the players manage to keep a good combo, the dancers will thrive and will even perform special moves; if the players are struggling or failing, then the dancers will likewise reflect the sense of struggling through more rigid and strained dance moves. If the players fail, then the corresponding dancers will fall to the ground in an act of death; as a side effect, a player who fails during a two-player session is now unable to continue with the stepchart even if the other player is still alive. Konami is also in the process of removing the notes entirely, instead creating routines where the dancers simulate the hitting of arrows using their feet; however, since the process of creating these is extremely tedious, Konami has decided that such a feature will be relegated to an experimental mode that will replace the main game by the end of the year.

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DDR 2014 2016 CONFIRMED FOR RELEASE FOR THE UNITED STATES OF THE AMERICA.

*NO E-AMUSE
*NO PASELI
*NO BACKGROUND DANCERS
*EVERY ARROW COSTS $5.73 TO PUSH
*HEAVY CHARTS ARE LOCKED
*TO UNLOCK THE HEAVY CHARTS, THE ARCADE VENDOR MUST DONATE
*ONLY SONG YOU CAN PLAY IS LET THEM MOVE
*LET THEM MOVE WHOOOAAAAAWrehgfnbmjlf

lol

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Some leaks are rumoring that there will be a new extra stage song, Let Them Move -Cyber Trance Style-, for those who can manage to obtain exactly 573 perfects/marvelous during a single playthrough.

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Also, they removed it since DDR 4th MIX but "tough shit and fuck you".

Actually, there's an actual way to get all of the other songs you know and love. But that is another story.....heheheheeheheheheehehe....

new version of DDR USA from 2001.

KONAMI literally just remanufactures DDR USA with nothing changed from the original.

DDR 2014: Beatstream

Beatstream releases in US under the name DDR 2014 even though it's just a full Japanese import of Beatstream.