throw'n evade

This is my second attempt.
The rules are simple, just throw anything to the user below, who has to evade it in some way and then throw something else to the next user, and so on. Be creative.

OK, let's get started:

I throw a pie to the next user.

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I jump on a passing train and throw the Aperture Science Handheld Portal Device at the next user.

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I throw Lamp oil, Rope & Bombs at the next user.

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I throw rubee's at the next person

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I throw pizza at the next person.

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I catch it with my mouth and spit it out towards the next person

Aw, my face. Now, i throw a grenade at the next person.

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I Kick to the next person.

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Hot potato 2!!

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I catch it, munch it and throw a golf ball at the next person.

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Ii hit it to the next person.

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It's bounces off my sexy chest and I throw the #3 at the next person.

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I pass it to the next person.

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I grab it and make it a #4. Afterwards, I throw the #4 and a rubber chicken at the next person

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I catch #4 and turn it into #5.
Then I kick #5 and the rubber chiken to the next person.

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I catch #5 and the rubber chicken and turn into #6.
Then i throw #5 and a kitten to the next person.

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I smashed all of them, create #&, and swing it together with a delicious sirloin steak to the next person.

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Aw, man. You have been already smashed a little cute kitten into #8. Anyway. I catch #8 and delicious sirloin steak, transform into #9 and throw it with a pot of Cheese Fondue to the next person.

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With a magical spell, I turned them into #10 and throw #10 to the next person.

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Miss.

Now i throw a bucket of money ($10000) to the next person.

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