Post #1421 · Posted at 2020-07-03 07:46:15pm 3.8 years ago
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Bring it on!
although I might as well lose following our team's steps
although I might as well lose following our team's steps
Post #1422 · Posted at 2020-07-03 10:21:08pm 3.8 years ago
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It's Canada v Chile in the Women's World Cup Third Place Playoff literally SOME PEOPLE are waiting for!!
Alrighty, both of you, welcome to the Penalty Shootout! If you've seen football, you'll know exactly what goes on here.
The goal itself is a 30-square grid, 6 across, 5 down. Each of you are going to take turns as the kicker and the goalkeeper. If you're a kicker, your job is to PM me (or you can do it through Discord) a single square to fire your shot. If you're a goalkeeper, your job is to PM/Discord me a 3x2 box (three across, two down) where you're going to defend. If the kicker doesn't fire in that zone, he scores, else it's defended.
The goalie box has to be three across and two down, eg.
1-2-3
7-8-9
Every shot that you score will earn $2,000,000. Meanwhile, every shot you save will earn $500,000. After 5 penalties each, only the top scorer will earn their kitty. If there's a tie, we play sudden death. Understand? Good.
CANADA (Aidan9030): - - - - - | $0
CHILE (Imationer): - - - - - | $0
So, Aidan, as the champion leading in, would you like to kick first, or second?
Alrighty, both of you, welcome to the Penalty Shootout! If you've seen football, you'll know exactly what goes on here.
The goal itself is a 30-square grid, 6 across, 5 down. Each of you are going to take turns as the kicker and the goalkeeper. If you're a kicker, your job is to PM me (or you can do it through Discord) a single square to fire your shot. If you're a goalkeeper, your job is to PM/Discord me a 3x2 box (three across, two down) where you're going to defend. If the kicker doesn't fire in that zone, he scores, else it's defended.
The goalie box has to be three across and two down, eg.
1-2-3
7-8-9
Every shot that you score will earn $2,000,000. Meanwhile, every shot you save will earn $500,000. After 5 penalties each, only the top scorer will earn their kitty. If there's a tie, we play sudden death. Understand? Good.
CANADA (Aidan9030): - - - - - | $0
CHILE (Imationer): - - - - - | $0
So, Aidan, as the champion leading in, would you like to kick first, or second?
Post #1423 · Posted at 2020-07-03 10:23:31pm 3.8 years ago
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I will kick first.
Post #1424 · Posted at 2020-07-06 02:27:43pm 3.8 years ago
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Excellent choice.
CANADA (aidan9030): - - - - - | $0
CHILE (Imationer): - - - - - | $0
If you can give both your shot and your save attempt at the same time, that'd be grand, thanks.
First shot Canada...
CANADA (aidan9030): X - - - - | $0
CHILE (Imationer): - - - - - | $500,000
It's immediately saved! Can Chile make an advantage?
CANADA (aidan9030): X - - - - | $0
CHILE (Imationer): O - - - - | $2,500,000
It's converted! One-nil to Chile! Four to go, though. More PMs please!
Second shot for Canada...
CANADA (aidan9030): X X - - - | $0
CHILE (Imationer): O - - - - | $3,000,000
Another miss! Chile could go in big here!
CANADA (aidan9030): X X - - - | $0
CHILE (Imationer): O 0 - - - | $5,000,000
The same place to shoot, but wildly different outcomes, and Canada is in real danger here! Two more please!
This is the major part, Canada MUST score here...
CANADA (aidan9030): X X X - - | $0
CHILE (Imationer): O O - - - | $5,500,000
Are you KIDDING ME!? Chile could seal it here!
CANADA (aidan9030): X X X - - | $0
CHILE (Imationer): O O O - - | $7,500,000
And they do!! So...although the game is won, Aidan can stop Imationer from winning more here. Two more please!
Will Canada get a consolation?
CANADA (aidan9030): X X X O - | $2,000,000
CHILE (Imationer): O O - - - | $7,500,000
He got one! How will Chile react?
CANADA (aidan9030): X X X O - | $2,000,000
CHILE (Imationer): O O O O - | $9,500,000
Boom! Perfect response! One more shot each to go!
Final shots in. We know Chile's got it, but by how much?
CANADA (aidan9030): X X X O O | $4,000,000
CHILE (Imationer): O O O O - | $9,500,000
Close, but the ball just squeezes in! Can Chile keep a clean streak?
CANADA (aidan9030): X X X O O | $0
CHILE (Imationer): O O O O O | $11,500,000
And that's it! Chile have won whatever contest we were playing for, and star player Imationer has just won a lovely $11.5 million bonus. But what does that mean in the board?
Aidan's lead is frankly scary, but it's not unassailable! Especially as two of the three beneath him are going to be fighting next round! See you then!
CANADA (aidan9030): - - - - - | $0
CHILE (Imationer): - - - - - | $0
If you can give both your shot and your save attempt at the same time, that'd be grand, thanks.
First shot Canada...
CANADA (aidan9030): X - - - - | $0
CHILE (Imationer): - - - - - | $500,000
It's immediately saved! Can Chile make an advantage?
CANADA (aidan9030): X - - - - | $0
CHILE (Imationer): O - - - - | $2,500,000
It's converted! One-nil to Chile! Four to go, though. More PMs please!
Second shot for Canada...
CANADA (aidan9030): X X - - - | $0
CHILE (Imationer): O - - - - | $3,000,000
Another miss! Chile could go in big here!
CANADA (aidan9030): X X - - - | $0
CHILE (Imationer): O 0 - - - | $5,000,000
The same place to shoot, but wildly different outcomes, and Canada is in real danger here! Two more please!
This is the major part, Canada MUST score here...
CANADA (aidan9030): X X X - - | $0
CHILE (Imationer): O O - - - | $5,500,000
Are you KIDDING ME!? Chile could seal it here!
CANADA (aidan9030): X X X - - | $0
CHILE (Imationer): O O O - - | $7,500,000
And they do!! So...although the game is won, Aidan can stop Imationer from winning more here. Two more please!
Will Canada get a consolation?
CANADA (aidan9030): X X X O - | $2,000,000
CHILE (Imationer): O O - - - | $7,500,000
He got one! How will Chile react?
CANADA (aidan9030): X X X O - | $2,000,000
CHILE (Imationer): O O O O - | $9,500,000
Boom! Perfect response! One more shot each to go!
Final shots in. We know Chile's got it, but by how much?
CANADA (aidan9030): X X X O O | $4,000,000
CHILE (Imationer): O O O O - | $9,500,000
Close, but the ball just squeezes in! Can Chile keep a clean streak?
CANADA (aidan9030): X X X O O | $0
CHILE (Imationer): O O O O O | $11,500,000
And that's it! Chile have won whatever contest we were playing for, and star player Imationer has just won a lovely $11.5 million bonus. But what does that mean in the board?
01. aidan9030: $152,643,911
02. K-Step: $117,959,082
03. Imationer: $116,379,167
04. randomness: $103,264,988
05. CuzcoBlocko: $98,222,800
06. Quickman: $94,536,771
07. Spirit of Nightmare: $91,580,756
08. FoRCeDNaTuRe: $80,642,093
09. Chianticat10: $69,964,857
10. vincentw: $66,999,888
11. gameboy573: $66,749,887
12. SomethingRandom: $46,278,051
13. Daffa212162: $43,716,666
14. NXCProduction: $39,634,184
15. ElectroDDR: $39,250,000
16. DBHxgiga92: $31,078,556
17. Artyomich: $10,817,796
18. PsychoElle: $7,180,299
19. Cowtao: $5,057,500
20. djVERTICAI: $563,888
02. K-Step: $117,959,082
03. Imationer: $116,379,167
04. randomness: $103,264,988
05. CuzcoBlocko: $98,222,800
06. Quickman: $94,536,771
07. Spirit of Nightmare: $91,580,756
08. FoRCeDNaTuRe: $80,642,093
09. Chianticat10: $69,964,857
10. vincentw: $66,999,888
11. gameboy573: $66,749,887
12. SomethingRandom: $46,278,051
13. Daffa212162: $43,716,666
14. NXCProduction: $39,634,184
15. ElectroDDR: $39,250,000
16. DBHxgiga92: $31,078,556
17. Artyomich: $10,817,796
18. PsychoElle: $7,180,299
19. Cowtao: $5,057,500
20. djVERTICAI: $563,888
Aidan's lead is frankly scary, but it's not unassailable! Especially as two of the three beneath him are going to be fighting next round! See you then!
Post #1425 · Posted at 2020-07-06 06:27:09pm 3.8 years ago
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canadian football, everybody
Post #1426 · Posted at 2020-07-13 09:26:05am 3.7 years ago
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Last updated: 2020-07-13 09:26am
The train keeps a-rollin', and we're now into Round 23! May we have bombs from:
- aidan9030
- DBHxgiga92
- K-Step
- randomness
Sorry for the delay, everyone's in!
ROUND 23
aidan9030 [1]: $152,643,911 (150% Boost)
K-Step [2]: $117,959,082
randomness [4]: $103,264,988
DBHxgiga92 [16]: $31,078,556
Surprisingly we're going in money order. It's the way capitalism was meant to be played. Aidan, you're in first!
- aidan9030
- DBHxgiga92
- K-Step
- randomness
Sorry for the delay, everyone's in!
ROUND 23
aidan9030 [1]: $152,643,911 (150% Boost)
K-Step [2]: $117,959,082
randomness [4]: $103,264,988
DBHxgiga92 [16]: $31,078,556
Surprisingly we're going in money order. It's the way capitalism was meant to be played. Aidan, you're in first!
Post #1427 · Posted at 2020-07-13 03:40:26pm 3.7 years ago
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stsrting with square 13
Post #1428 · Posted at 2020-07-13 03:48:22pm 3.7 years ago
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I'm reserving square 11
Post #1429 · Posted at 2020-07-13 04:23:17pm 3.7 years ago
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Start off with the clean break down the middle...
With your boost that's a nice $825,000.
Let's see the far left of the row in 11...
You WHAT!? That's how you start a money chase. Only thirty mil to go.
ROUND 23
aidan9030 [1]: $153,468,911 (150% Boost)
K-Step [2]: $124,959,082
randomness [4]: $103,264,988
DBHxgiga92 [16]: $31,078,556
Random, you've got some catching up to do.
With your boost that's a nice $825,000.
Let's see the far left of the row in 11...
You WHAT!? That's how you start a money chase. Only thirty mil to go.
ROUND 23
aidan9030 [1]: $153,468,911 (150% Boost)
K-Step [2]: $124,959,082
randomness [4]: $103,264,988
DBHxgiga92 [16]: $31,078,556
Random, you've got some catching up to do.
Post #1430 · Posted at 2020-07-13 06:40:34pm 3.7 years ago
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I sure do. Number 2.
Post #1431 · Posted at 2020-07-13 06:50:44pm 3.7 years ago
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Hopefully this ain't a number 2, eh...
That'd help!
ROUND 23
aidan9030 [1]: $153,468,911 (150% Boost)
K-Step [2]: $124,959,082
randomness [4]: $105,264,988
DBHxgiga92 [16]: $31,078,556
Now, what you've all done is been rude bastards to DBH by taking all the gold. I hope you're all feeling sorry. DBH, there may still be more left in the grid!
That'd help!
ROUND 23
aidan9030 [1]: $153,468,911 (150% Boost)
K-Step [2]: $124,959,082
randomness [4]: $105,264,988
DBHxgiga92 [16]: $31,078,556
Now, what you've all done is been rude bastards to DBH by taking all the gold. I hope you're all feeling sorry. DBH, there may still be more left in the grid!
Post #1432 · Posted at 2020-07-14 01:27:46am 3.7 years ago
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I look forward to the contents of 19.
Post #1433 · Posted at 2020-07-14 07:45:53am 3.7 years ago
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Let's find out together!
There's a way to do it. Now you gotta hold out for the win.
ROUND 23
aidan9030 [1]: $153,468,911 (150% Boost)
K-Step [2]: $124,959,082
randomness [4]: $105,264,988
DBHxgiga92 [16]: $31,078,556 (Fractioniser)
Aidan, back to you. You're kicking absolute arse right now.
There's a way to do it. Now you gotta hold out for the win.
ROUND 23
aidan9030 [1]: $153,468,911 (150% Boost)
K-Step [2]: $124,959,082
randomness [4]: $105,264,988
DBHxgiga92 [16]: $31,078,556 (Fractioniser)
Aidan, back to you. You're kicking absolute arse right now.
Post #1434 · Posted at 2020-07-14 09:29:48am 3.7 years ago
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Square 20.
Post #1435 · Posted at 2020-07-14 10:01:52am 3.7 years ago
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Oh my God.
What might be the second WORST square you wanna see right now, and here it is. Your bomb penalty ain't $375,000 any more. Oh no, siree. It's 15%. $23,020,337 at the moment, to be exact. And if you don't win the round, your partners in this round are gonna take an equal split of that for themselves. This WILL cost you the lead if you fuck it up. Ouch.
ROUND 23
aidan9030 [1]: $153,468,911 (150% Boost, Split and Share: $23,020,337)
K-Step [2]: $124,959,082
randomness [4]: $105,264,988
DBHxgiga92 [16]: $31,078,556 (Fractioniser)
K-Step, drink his tears.
What might be the second WORST square you wanna see right now, and here it is. Your bomb penalty ain't $375,000 any more. Oh no, siree. It's 15%. $23,020,337 at the moment, to be exact. And if you don't win the round, your partners in this round are gonna take an equal split of that for themselves. This WILL cost you the lead if you fuck it up. Ouch.
ROUND 23
aidan9030 [1]: $153,468,911 (150% Boost, Split and Share: $23,020,337)
K-Step [2]: $124,959,082
randomness [4]: $105,264,988
DBHxgiga92 [16]: $31,078,556 (Fractioniser)
K-Step, drink his tears.
Post #1436 · Posted at 2020-07-14 10:05:00am 3.7 years ago
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Ah yes. That's what I like to see. How about we go for square 9?
Post #1437 · Posted at 2020-07-14 10:18:07am 3.7 years ago
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In 9...
Well, a bit of a boost for you, then. Your penalty will be $325,000 but at this point it's chicken feed, innit?
ROUND 23
aidan9030 [1]: $153,468,911 (150% Boost, Split and Share: $23,020,337)
K-Step [2]: $124,959,082 (130% Boost)
randomness [4]: $105,264,988
DBHxgiga92 [16]: $31,078,556 (Fractioniser)
Randomness, you are nine off a podium spot.
Well, a bit of a boost for you, then. Your penalty will be $325,000 but at this point it's chicken feed, innit?
ROUND 23
aidan9030 [1]: $153,468,911 (150% Boost, Split and Share: $23,020,337)
K-Step [2]: $124,959,082 (130% Boost)
randomness [4]: $105,264,988
DBHxgiga92 [16]: $31,078,556 (Fractioniser)
Randomness, you are nine off a podium spot.
Post #1438 · Posted at 2020-07-14 10:19:21am 3.7 years ago
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Number 5
Post #1439 · Posted at 2020-07-14 10:22:29am 3.7 years ago
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Sliding into the corner...
A big round for boosts, eh? 1.9x multiplier means your bombs are going to cost $475,000. Just gonna slide in right now and say that, no, the boosts DO NOT give you more from the Split & Share. I know you were going to ask.
ROUND 23
aidan9030 [1]: $153,468,911 (150% Boost, Split and Share: $23,020,337)
K-Step [2]: $124,959,082 (130% Boost)
randomness [4]: $105,264,988 (190% Boost)
DBHxgiga92 [16]: $31,078,556 (Fractioniser)
DBH, kinda letting the side down here in Boost Club. You wanna fix that?
A big round for boosts, eh? 1.9x multiplier means your bombs are going to cost $475,000. Just gonna slide in right now and say that, no, the boosts DO NOT give you more from the Split & Share. I know you were going to ask.
ROUND 23
aidan9030 [1]: $153,468,911 (150% Boost, Split and Share: $23,020,337)
K-Step [2]: $124,959,082 (130% Boost)
randomness [4]: $105,264,988 (190% Boost)
DBHxgiga92 [16]: $31,078,556 (Fractioniser)
DBH, kinda letting the side down here in Boost Club. You wanna fix that?
Post #1440 · Posted at 2020-07-14 12:01:42pm 3.7 years ago
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To the 7!