Would You Rather ...?

a f-zero racer

Would you rather...

Live in the Sonic universe -or- Live in the Mario universe?

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I'd rather...

Mario universe

Would you rather...

Be ignorant but happy - or - Be smart but unhappy

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I would rather be ignorant but happy, since the latter just turns you cynical and alone.

Would you rather have poison ivy or sunburn?

Sunburn.


Would you rather be locked in a movie theater playing Frozen, but all Elsa's lines are in Hungarian, and all the songs are replaced with Denpa and Nanahira, and there are no concessions and you can't even bring food in from home...and if you're caught falling asleep during the movie, they pinch you tightly to wake you up?

OR

Be stuck in a room with me, and I force you to listen to every Alt song ever (even the non-BEMANI songs that just use VocalWriter Sarah, like anything by "Nellie and the Drummers") while holding my homemade Alt plushie and staring at my Alt drawings...and you can't leave until all the songs are over?

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The second one.

Would you rather be a Pokémon or a Digimon?

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A Pokemon 110%

Would you rather be a member of the Galactic Empire or the First Order?

The galactic Empire, the first order is full of whiny bitches.

Would you rather have an overly attached girlfriend for life, or have as many first dates as physically possible, however with no possibility of sex occurring?

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I would prefer the overly attached girlfriend, since that allows for more intimacy to develop.

Would you rather drink black coffee or black tea, assuming both are of equal quality?

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Hard choice, considering I like both. I'll pick black tea considering I drank black coffee many more times.


Would you rather...
Wear pigtails -OR- Wear a ponytail?

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I'd wear one of those samurai-esque ponytails that you see in old animes and videro grams.



Would you rather...

a) ...live life in a Science-Fiction world as a defender of justice, or...
b) ...survive in the Wild West as a gunsmoking ranger?

I'd rather...
live life in a sci-fi world as a defender of justice.


Would you rather...
Never be hungry again -OR- Never be thirsty again?

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Never be hungry again. I noticed that I drink more than I eat, so never being hungry is the least of my problems.

Would you rather...
possess an artistic talent but you are a mute (can't speak) or possess a very high IQ but you are unable to write?

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The first one. My IQ isn't low, and I suck at talking anyway


888th post! (Sorry, I just had to do that lol)


Alright, time for an evil question!

Would you rather...
Never be able to move your feet again -OR- Never be able to move your hands again?

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I would rather...
Never use my legs again. If I can't use my hands, how else will I be able to adult. Work, school, typing, Stepmania, eating food, etc.

Would you rather...
Have unlimited burgers - or - Unlimited pizza.

Btw, I been watching your videos of your edits NewbStepper, and Jesus , that is some crazy edits. O_O I'm working on an edit of Pluto the First, and it is going well, I think. It won't be that insane as your edits, but I think it could pass as an actual DDR chart. It's rated a 19.

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Unlimited Burgers.

Would you rather....
Revive Macho Gang and Let Them Move or Remove B4U

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I'd rather have unlimited pizza, because pizza allows for more customization, and so I think more people like pizza than a burger. I'll offer to end world hunger with them!

Revive Macho Gang and Let Them Move.


Would you rather...
Do a 400 BPM stream of quarter note jumps for 10 seconds -OR- Do a 400 BPM stream of 8th crossovers for 10 seconds?

Well, let me know if you have either the simfile or a video of it! I'll check it out
And yes, you could tell some of those insane edits are fan-requested jokes. I'm still getting those, and lately I haven't had the drive to finish them, probably because they remind me of something I'm missing out on.

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I'd rather...
Do the 400 BPM 8th crossover. Seemingly as my edit for Pluto the First contains 16th streams at 200 BPM portion of the song which equals to the 8th at 400, it won't be as bad. Only with the keyboard that I would be able to do it.

Would you rather...
End world hunger - or - Have world peace.

I can send you the file in the morning. I'm too lazy to do it right now. Plus, it's almost 2:30 in the morning hear in Dallas.

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I'd rather...
Have world peace. The two probably have a strong relationship, however, as both are a result of power struggles.

Would you rather...
Be paralyzed for 8 hours on a bed -OR- Be stuck in an elevator with lights off for 24 hours?

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Be stuck in an elevator w/ the lights off for 24 hours. Screw being paralyzed. Plus, if I have my phone with me, I could just have a mini-rave in there

This one's basically seen in Reddit comments but...
Would you rather...
Fight 1 horse-sized duck or fight 1000 duck-sized horses?

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This seems similar to KevinRocker's first comment, but I feel the horse-sized duck would make for a more interesting fight.

Would you rather have 100 prostitutes, or 1 faithful partner?

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