"Nezemarth" Episode 1.1: I'm Sorry for the Hedgehog's Dilemma

"Nezemarth, this isn't like you."

"Then what am I?"

"Your name isn't Frederick Alexandra. It's actually S-"

"STOP IT! I'M BEGGING YOU TO STOP!!!"

"Then get your motherf king hands off of me!"

"Hey, wait a minute. You're a real pain in the as-"

"We're both idiots and we've both suffered! Just, leave it at that!"

"I'm pretty sure you're the biggest idiot here, DUMB-A$$!"

"Gettin' mad!"

"Ooh, sounds scary. What are you going to do? Write a memo or something?"

"Hey, why are we imitating my favorite scene[/url] from Black Lagoon?"

"You know, it's a pretty good anime... Keeps the feminists happy, too, with it's stunningly strong characters, right?"

"Well, unless we get stuck with semantics."

"Wait, who am I?"

"Your name is sarahoh, right?"

"Well, maybe. I was just an aborted fetus become somebody was attacked by some vectors-"

"So you're a Diclonius. What of it?"

Nothing at all. Elfen Lied is just some anti-bullying propoganda that utilizes an unrealistic amount of blood and gore to get its message across.

"You forgot quotation marks."

Well, I think I'm Jesus Christ. Why the heck not? I'm preserving the souls of your two high-school friends, because I want you to figure out what true love truly means.

"Hmm... What now?"

"Close your eyes."

"But why?"

"CLOSE YOUR EYES."

I closed my eyes.

"NOW OPEN THEM."


"WHAT THE HECK!?"

"You wanted to know the truth behind the human body so badly, I had to administer 300 milligrams of Seroquel to make you see MY WORLD."

"...You're right. What was the hedgehog dilemma, anyways?"

"Spoiled brat! What do you take me for!? The real winners of this race would have to have already waited ten minutes watched NEON GENESIS EVANGELION!

"Fair enough. We'll resume talking in about twelve hours."

"For now, let's just figure out who's Nezemarth and who's sarahoh."

"Just like Hansel and Gretel. Well, my God goes by the name of Balalaika, so before I get her involved, let us get some rest."

"Amen to that."

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good evening what the fuck is this

Philosophical hogwash, nothing more. Part 2 of this episode will commence in 12-16 hours.

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we don't want it

Then who is sarahoh?

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um

what

i don't give a fuck about who sarahoh is

I'm tearing our world apart, limb from limb, just like that person from Frankenstein.


Then don't.

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I red through this and Chapter 1.



I can't make out what's going on, but are you seriously admitting that you're sarahoh? Have you really been posting nonsense on that account and knowing very well it's nonsense?

Listen, I've used illegal alts before, such as ZukoShinx/the gibberish account/-5 me plz, but I never did it to this fucking extent...

I don’t care whether you are or not, but I’m bored of this shit.
Stop it.

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