Post #1 · Posted at 2018-03-13 12:03:11am 6.1 years ago
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I was the one who owned sarahoh.
Once upon a time, I was just doing my usual business, pirating games for my SEGA dreamcast, until my nasty skunk of a brother decided to download a torrent for the newest game of the year- Sonic Generations. The cops came, but that stupid idiot decided to screw me over, and turn me in for downloading a bunch of ISOs for 13-year old video games, like SEGA RALLY 2 and MSR.
Did the cops have any mercy? HAHA, I WISHED!
Nope. I told them that I actually identify as a genderless pig, but the moronic twits saw me drop an expletive and decided I should just die with the pigs.
There, I saw a 9-year-old Diclonius, who called herself Sarah O` Halloran speak to me. I was so shocked, these pigs are smarter than our current legal system and the majority could tolerate!
She told me,
"Frederick Alexandra, you don't want your real name to be spelled out her, do you?
Obviously, I didn't want for such a thing to occur...
"You know, your password system is pretty cute. How about I use a system based on your school ID?"
"Wait, WHAT!?"
"Oh my, you really love Initial D, don't you? Or is it for that pathetic excuse forEurobeat that stupid game us Irish call Road Trip Adven-"
"..."
"What's the matter? Aww, to stupid to believe that you AREN'T GOING TO BECOME DOG MEAT!?"
"...Wait a minute. People eat dogs?"
"Why, of course. Mr. Expert here can assist you-"
I strangled that queer pig- because she caused me to think. After all, who likes to THINK!?
(Will we survive? Episode 2 coming this Friday! 3/16/2018)
Once upon a time, I was just doing my usual business, pirating games for my SEGA dreamcast, until my nasty skunk of a brother decided to download a torrent for the newest game of the year- Sonic Generations. The cops came, but that stupid idiot decided to screw me over, and turn me in for downloading a bunch of ISOs for 13-year old video games, like SEGA RALLY 2 and MSR.
Did the cops have any mercy? HAHA, I WISHED!
Nope. I told them that I actually identify as a genderless pig, but the moronic twits saw me drop an expletive and decided I should just die with the pigs.
There, I saw a 9-year-old Diclonius, who called herself Sarah O` Halloran speak to me. I was so shocked, these pigs are smarter than our current legal system and the majority could tolerate!
She told me,
"Frederick Alexandra, you don't want your real name to be spelled out her, do you?
Obviously, I didn't want for such a thing to occur...
"You know, your password system is pretty cute. How about I use a system based on your school ID?"
"Wait, WHAT!?"
"Oh my, you really love Initial D, don't you? Or is it for that pathetic excuse for
"..."
"What's the matter? Aww, to stupid to believe that you AREN'T GOING TO BECOME DOG MEAT!?"
"...Wait a minute. People eat dogs?"
"Why, of course. Mr. Expert here can assist you-"
I strangled that queer pig- because she caused me to think. After all, who likes to THINK!?
(Will we survive? Episode 2 coming this Friday! 3/16/2018)
Post #2 · Posted at 2018-03-13 12:15:57am 6.1 years ago
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Post #3 · Posted at 2018-03-13 12:20:31am 6.1 years ago
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Yeah... you need help.
Post #4 · Posted at 2018-03-13 12:24:15am 6.1 years ago
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I'm not drunk enough to deal with this shit.
