ddr creators explain their charts

Necrobump because I was highly tempted.

Easy Peasy S- and D- - We were planning on making these two charts "Easy Peasy 15s", but someone at Konami didn't get the joke, so they were released as 14s.

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Go Down singles/doubles
I like the way she says down a lot (proceeds to only make the ↓ arrow appear whenever she says down)

Breaking the rules and talking about my best charts in DDR XX:

Catastrophic Dance ESP - What if I made a chart that resembles MAX 300?


Catastrophic Dance EDP - haha stretchy boi

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Reiwa S- and D- - We planned on making these level "018" because 0 = rei, 1 = i(chi), and 8 = ha(chi), and we wanted to stir up some rumors as to whether hnkul702 now works as a Konami charter.

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Give Me
Recovered from the laptop of a former KONAMI employee: "So it doesn't actually matter what goes into these Golden League charts, right? Just as long as they have charts to release? Okay, cool. SYUNN can fix them himself if he has a problem with them, they don't pay me enough for this."

Pluto the First
“So I wanted to leave the company but I was too nervous that day to quit, I thought that maybe if I made a chart that was absolutely unredeemably wretched enough, maybe they would fire me anyway. And…here was the result.”


NGO
“The song artist took my parking spot that morning, frankly I just wanted to sabotage his song. The rest is history.”

Jucunda Memoria S- - Most users on Zenius-I-vanisher seem to hate on NGO S-, but I wanted to justify that chart's existence. Also, I got the most iconic YouTube comment elaborating how hard some people think it is.

P.S. OMG -Viper- I have not seen you in literally 4 years.

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Pluto the First

From another worker:
"Hmm...this guy turned over his work computer, but he forgot to wipe it before returning it. Wonder what's on here..."
*boots computer, then opens folder of edits*
*sees Pluto the First *
"HOLY SHI-"

DEAD END (GROOVE RADAR SPECIAL): Sorry, my cat ran across the keyboard.

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Indeedy I haven’t been as involved with bemani lately. Great to see you! :-)

Usatei - Boss said some karaoke stepping is okay, so I used an autogen tool to create a pile of skittles.

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I've said this once and I'll say this again -- this is unironically one of my favorite DDR charts.

EDIT: I guess I should add to this uhhh

Take Me (A3): I decided to breed MY SUMMER LOVE and Horatio together in a lab. The results are wild, but objectively better than the first time we tried to chart this song.

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From a comment on Yuisin's video of Max 360's single:



posting the full screenshot because i don't want to take credit for someone else's joke

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Battle Against a True Hero S-: Hey, remember the fight with Undyne the Undying? Let's emulate that and throw a few of the patterns from it in for good measure. Oh, and throw copious amounts of Shock Arrows in as well because Undertale is about dodging nearly everything.
BREAKING THE FUTURE (all charts): The employee that worked on the sync just discovered Xmod files for StepMania.

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DRAW THE SAVAGE : So I was trying out some experimental patterns, thought it might make a pretty fun 14. [Typo's and rates it 16 instead]

Wowie Zowie

Off-sync? check
Cute little 16th note streams? check
Random 24th bursts and only towards the end? check

Challenge chart? forget it, this looks fine

Quoted from the A3 thread.

DIAVOLO S-:

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Yuni's Nocturnal Days' S-

"Hi, I'm YUHI, the guy who makes those Y-Specials. If Yuni can have nocturnal days, so can I! I shall show you all!"

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PARANOiA doubles : "You know what's cooler than three-note jackhammers? Seven-note jackhammers."

PARANOiA doubles : "You know what's cooler than three-note jackhammers? Jumping three-note jackhammers."

BRILLIANT2U single : "Of course I know how the song goes, why do you ask?"

BUTTERFLY (UPSWING MIX)'s 4th Mix Plus doubles : "This chart is my In The Groove audition."

PARANOiA Hades and TRIP MACHINE Phoenix charts: "What do you mean I'm not doing the charts?"

DDR Solo, in general: "6-panel is the way of the future! No need to waste time polishing these useless 4-panel charts."

Japanese home version debuts, in general: "Wait, people play this game with their feet?"

DDR Extreme, in general: "I just learned what gallops are, and I'm making it everyone's problem."

GF&DM crossovers, in general: "How the heck am I supposed to chart a guitar solo?"

Boss songs, in general: "You hear that subtle background melody? We should be jumping to that."

鳳

"Konami finally gave us some new tools, like the "appear" gimmick"! I wanted everyone to look at what I came up with and say "HOW?!" just like the title of the song.

... Wait, it's not "how" but "hō"? Okay, fine, I guess I'm a gimmick hō in that case!"

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