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Post #121 · Posted at 2023-10-15 08:05:09am 9.5 months ago

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I once yelled into a colander.

Strained my voice.
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Post #122 · Posted at 2024-05-24 10:51:20pm 2.1 months ago

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What did the duck say when it went to go buy lipstick?

Nothing, because ducks can't talk Roll Eyes
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Post #123 · Posted at 2024-05-25 12:39:04am 2.1 months ago

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Why is Papa Louie on the ceiling?

He flipped the line.

Post #124 · Posted at 2024-05-25 06:28:47am 2 months ago

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Some sad news to report: Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer died. He was flying over Barcelona when he was attacked by an angry flock of birds and then struck by a 747. Eyewitnesses report that the reindeer in Spain was hit mainly by the plane.
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