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Post #121 · Posted at 2023-10-15 08:05:09am 11.2 months ago

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I once yelled into a colander.

Strained my voice.
deez nuts

Post #122 · Posted at 2024-05-24 10:51:20pm 3.8 months ago

Offline gifty-birb
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"Wa"
What did the duck say when it went to go buy lipstick?

Nothing, because ducks can't talk Roll Eyes
PHD in Goofyology

Post #123 · Posted at 2024-05-25 12:39:04am 3.8 months ago

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Game Center Nickname: 1033Forest
"Spot Paints Purple"
Why is Papa Louie on the ceiling?

He flipped the line.

Post #124 · Posted at 2024-05-25 06:28:47am 3.8 months ago

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Some sad news to report: Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer died. He was flying over Barcelona when he was attacked by an angry flock of birds and then struck by a 747. Eyewitnesses report that the reindeer in Spain was hit mainly by the plane.
deez nuts

Post #125 · Posted at 2024-07-27 08:20:27pm 1.7 months ago

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"(°<°)"
What do you call a man with no body and no nose?


Nobody knows
(°<°)
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