Post #101 · Publicado en 2023-09-19 12:17:13am Hace 8.1 meses
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How do new gardeners learn how to garden?
By Trowel and Error!
By Trowel and Error!
Post #102 · Publicado en 2023-09-19 02:43:23am Hace 8.1 meses
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What's the difference between a job and a wife?
At present, the job probably still sucks.
At present, the job probably still sucks.
Post #103 · Publicado en 2023-09-19 01:21:17pm Hace 8.1 meses
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What's the difference between a hooker and a greedy employer with no morals?
You get fucked either way, but you're probably paying the hooker instead of getting paid.
You get fucked either way, but you're probably paying the hooker instead of getting paid.
Post #104 · Publicado en 2023-09-20 03:37:53am Hace 8.1 meses
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What do you call a cat that's also a DJ?
DJ Meow Mix.
DJ Meow Mix.
Post #105 · Publicado en 2023-09-20 04:31:58pm Hace 8.1 meses
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What's the difference between boogers and vegetables?
You can't get kids to eat vegetables.
You can't get kids to eat vegetables.
Post #106 · Publicado en 2023-09-20 09:14:05pm Hace 8.1 meses
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What's the difference between a pushy salesman and a taxi driver?
They both drive you away, but you thank one of them for their service.
They both drive you away, but you thank one of them for their service.
Post #107 · Publicado en 2023-09-20 09:16:14pm Hace 8.1 meses
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What question can never be answered by "yes"?
"Are you asleep?"
"Are you asleep?"
Post #108 · Publicado en 2023-09-20 10:13:25pm Hace 8.1 meses
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What's the difference between beer nuts and deer nuts?
One's $1.50, the other's under a buck.
One's $1.50, the other's under a buck.
Post #109 · Publicado en 2023-09-20 10:18:02pm Hace 8.1 meses
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Why did the boy throw butter out the window?
He wanted to see a butterfly.
He wanted to see a butterfly.
Post #110 · Publicado en 2023-09-20 10:20:05pm Hace 8.1 meses
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If you want honesty, become friends with short people. Their height prevents them from telling tall tales.
Post #111 · Publicado en 2023-09-20 10:32:13pm Hace 8.1 meses
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What animal talks all the time?
A yak.
A yak.
Post #112 · Publicado en 2023-10-06 09:22:31am Hace 7.6 meses
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Dad: I'm starting to doubt your boyfriend's masculinity.
Daughter: What makes you say that?
Dad: We met at a gay bar.
Daughter: What makes you say that?
Dad: We met at a gay bar.
Post #113 · Publicado en 2023-10-06 11:27:25pm Hace 7.5 meses
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What do you call a quadruple amputee in a recliner?
Eileen.
Eileen.
Post #114 · Publicado en 2023-10-06 11:53:43pm Hace 7.5 meses
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Where does a sick ship go?
The docks.
The docks.
Post #115 · Publicado en 2023-10-06 11:56:01pm Hace 7.5 meses
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I practiced a standup routine at a morgue one time. I have my doubts about how it went, but the worker said I left the audience dead.
Post #116 · Publicado en 2023-10-07 01:45:27am Hace 7.5 meses
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When is a pie like a poet?
When it's Browning.
When it's Browning.
Post #117 · Publicado en 2023-10-10 06:52:47pm Hace 7.4 meses
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What's the difference between a dirty bus stop and a lobster with big boobs?
One's a crusty bus station, the other's a busty crustacean.
One's a crusty bus station, the other's a busty crustacean.
Post #118 · Publicado en 2023-10-10 06:55:01pm Hace 7.4 meses
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What is a computer's favorite dance?
Disko.
Disko.
Post #119 · Publicado en 2023-10-13 03:17:46am Hace 7.3 meses
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I'm in a Walmart parking lot watching a woman who can't remember where she parked her car. Every time she holds her remote in the air, I honk my horn.
Post #120 · Publicado en 2023-10-14 03:33:30am Hace 7.3 meses
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A man and a woman inside an airplane. As the man peers outside the window...
Man: Oh no. I have a bad feeling this plane is going to crash.
Woman: Why? This flight is going smoothly.
Man: I can see the two pilots parachuting outside.
Man: Oh no. I have a bad feeling this plane is going to crash.
Woman: Why? This flight is going smoothly.
Man: I can see the two pilots parachuting outside.