Post #101 · Posté à 2023-09-19 12:17:13am il y a 8.1 mois
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How do new gardeners learn how to garden?
By Trowel and Error!
By Trowel and Error!
Post #102 · Posté à 2023-09-19 02:43:23am il y a 8.1 mois
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What's the difference between a job and a wife?
At present, the job probably still sucks.
At present, the job probably still sucks.
Post #103 · Posté à 2023-09-19 01:21:17pm il y a 8.1 mois
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What's the difference between a hooker and a greedy employer with no morals?
You get fucked either way, but you're probably paying the hooker instead of getting paid.
You get fucked either way, but you're probably paying the hooker instead of getting paid.
Post #104 · Posté à 2023-09-20 03:37:53am il y a 8.1 mois
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What do you call a cat that's also a DJ?
DJ Meow Mix.
DJ Meow Mix.
Post #105 · Posté à 2023-09-20 04:31:58pm il y a 8.1 mois
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What's the difference between boogers and vegetables?
You can't get kids to eat vegetables.
You can't get kids to eat vegetables.
Post #106 · Posté à 2023-09-20 09:14:05pm il y a 8.1 mois
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What's the difference between a pushy salesman and a taxi driver?
They both drive you away, but you thank one of them for their service.
They both drive you away, but you thank one of them for their service.
Post #107 · Posté à 2023-09-20 09:16:14pm il y a 8.1 mois
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What question can never be answered by "yes"?
"Are you asleep?"
"Are you asleep?"
Post #108 · Posté à 2023-09-20 10:13:25pm il y a 8.1 mois
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What's the difference between beer nuts and deer nuts?
One's $1.50, the other's under a buck.
One's $1.50, the other's under a buck.
Post #109 · Posté à 2023-09-20 10:18:02pm il y a 8.1 mois
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Why did the boy throw butter out the window?
He wanted to see a butterfly.
He wanted to see a butterfly.
Post #110 · Posté à 2023-09-20 10:20:05pm il y a 8.1 mois
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If you want honesty, become friends with short people. Their height prevents them from telling tall tales.
Post #111 · Posté à 2023-09-20 10:32:13pm il y a 8.1 mois
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What animal talks all the time?
A yak.
A yak.
Post #112 · Posté à 2023-10-06 09:22:31am il y a 7.5 mois
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Dad: I'm starting to doubt your boyfriend's masculinity.
Daughter: What makes you say that?
Dad: We met at a gay bar.
Daughter: What makes you say that?
Dad: We met at a gay bar.
Post #113 · Posté à 2023-10-06 11:27:25pm il y a 7.5 mois
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What do you call a quadruple amputee in a recliner?
Eileen.
Eileen.
Post #114 · Posté à 2023-10-06 11:53:43pm il y a 7.5 mois
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Where does a sick ship go?
The docks.
The docks.
Post #115 · Posté à 2023-10-06 11:56:01pm il y a 7.5 mois
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I practiced a standup routine at a morgue one time. I have my doubts about how it went, but the worker said I left the audience dead.
Post #116 · Posté à 2023-10-07 01:45:27am il y a 7.5 mois
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When is a pie like a poet?
When it's Browning.
When it's Browning.
Post #117 · Posté à 2023-10-10 06:52:47pm il y a 7.4 mois
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What's the difference between a dirty bus stop and a lobster with big boobs?
One's a crusty bus station, the other's a busty crustacean.
One's a crusty bus station, the other's a busty crustacean.
Post #118 · Posté à 2023-10-10 06:55:01pm il y a 7.4 mois
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What is a computer's favorite dance?
Disko.
Disko.
Post #119 · Posté à 2023-10-13 03:17:46am il y a 7.3 mois
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I'm in a Walmart parking lot watching a woman who can't remember where she parked her car. Every time she holds her remote in the air, I honk my horn.
Post #120 · Posté à 2023-10-14 03:33:30am il y a 7.3 mois
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A man and a woman inside an airplane. As the man peers outside the window...
Man: Oh no. I have a bad feeling this plane is going to crash.
Woman: Why? This flight is going smoothly.
Man: I can see the two pilots parachuting outside.
Man: Oh no. I have a bad feeling this plane is going to crash.
Woman: Why? This flight is going smoothly.
Man: I can see the two pilots parachuting outside.