Post #101 · Posted at 2023-09-19 12:17:13am 1.9 weeks ago
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How do new gardeners learn how to garden?
By Trowel and Error!
By Trowel and Error!
Post #102 · Posted at 2023-09-19 02:43:23am 1.9 weeks ago
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What's the difference between a job and a wife?
At present, the job probably still sucks.
At present, the job probably still sucks.
Post #103 · Posted at 2023-09-19 01:21:17pm 1.8 weeks ago
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What's the difference between a hooker and a greedy employer with no morals?
You get fucked either way, but you're probably paying the hooker instead of getting paid.
You get fucked either way, but you're probably paying the hooker instead of getting paid.
Post #104 · Posted at 2023-09-20 03:37:53am 1.8 weeks ago
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What do you call a cat that's also a DJ?
DJ Meow Mix.
DJ Meow Mix.
Post #105 · Posted at 2023-09-20 04:31:58pm 1.7 weeks ago
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What's the difference between boogers and vegetables?
You can't get kids to eat vegetables.
You can't get kids to eat vegetables.
Post #106 · Posted at 2023-09-20 09:14:05pm 1.6 weeks ago
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What's the difference between a pushy salesman and a taxi driver?
They both drive you away, but you thank one of them for their service.
They both drive you away, but you thank one of them for their service.
Post #107 · Posted at 2023-09-20 09:16:14pm 1.6 weeks ago
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What question can never be answered by "yes"?
"Are you asleep?"
"Are you asleep?"
Post #108 · Posted at 2023-09-20 10:13:25pm 1.6 weeks ago
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What's the difference between beer nuts and deer nuts?
One's $1.50, the other's under a buck.
One's $1.50, the other's under a buck.
Post #109 · Posted at 2023-09-20 10:18:02pm 1.6 weeks ago
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Why did the boy throw butter out the window?
He wanted to see a butterfly.
He wanted to see a butterfly.
Post #110 · Posted at 2023-09-20 10:20:05pm 1.6 weeks ago
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If you want honesty, become friends with short people. Their height prevents them from telling tall tales.
Post #111 · Posted at 2023-09-20 10:32:13pm 1.6 weeks ago
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What animal talks all the time?
A yak.
A yak.