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Post #101 · Posted at 2023-09-19 12:17:13am 9.1 months ago

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How do new gardeners learn how to garden?

By Trowel and Error!

Post #102 · Posted at 2023-09-19 02:43:23am 9.1 months ago

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"My paw is incompurrable!"
What's the difference between a job and a wife?

At present, the job probably still sucks.
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Post #103 · Posted at 2023-09-19 01:21:17pm 9.1 months ago

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"Crybabies unite~ ♡"
What's the difference between a hooker and a greedy employer with no morals?

You get fucked either way, but you're probably paying the hooker instead of getting paid.
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Post #104 · Posted at 2023-09-20 03:37:53am 9.1 months ago

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What do you call a cat that's also a DJ?

DJ Meow Mix.
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Post #105 · Posted at 2023-09-20 04:31:58pm 9 months ago

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"My paw is incompurrable!"
What's the difference between boogers and vegetables?

You can't get kids to eat vegetables.
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Post #106 · Posted at 2023-09-20 09:14:05pm 9 months ago

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"Crybabies unite~ ♡"
What's the difference between a pushy salesman and a taxi driver?

They both drive you away, but you thank one of them for their service.
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Post #107 · Posted at 2023-09-20 09:16:14pm 9 months ago

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What question can never be answered by "yes"?

"Are you asleep?"

Post #108 · Posted at 2023-09-20 10:13:25pm 9 months ago

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What's the difference between beer nuts and deer nuts?

One's $1.50, the other's under a buck.
deez nuts

Post #109 · Posted at 2023-09-20 10:18:02pm 9 months ago

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Why did the boy throw butter out the window?

He wanted to see a butterfly.

Post #110 · Posted at 2023-09-20 10:20:05pm 9 months ago

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"Bigger avatars when?"
If you want honesty, become friends with short people. Their height prevents them from telling tall tales.

Post #111 · Posted at 2023-09-20 10:32:13pm 9 months ago

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What animal talks all the time?

A yak.

Post #112 · Posted at 2023-10-06 09:22:31am 8.5 months ago

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"My paw is incompurrable!"
Dad: I'm starting to doubt your boyfriend's masculinity.
Daughter: What makes you say that?
Dad: We met at a gay bar.
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Post #113 · Posted at 2023-10-06 11:27:25pm 8.5 months ago

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What do you call a quadruple amputee in a recliner?

Eileen.
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Post #114 · Posted at 2023-10-06 11:53:43pm 8.5 months ago

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Where does a sick ship go?

The docks.

Post #115 · Posted at 2023-10-06 11:56:01pm 8.5 months ago

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"Bigger avatars when?"
I practiced a standup routine at a morgue one time. I have my doubts about how it went, but the worker said I left the audience dead.

Post #116 · Posted at 2023-10-07 01:45:27am 8.5 months ago

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When is a pie like a poet?

When it's Browning.

Post #117 · Posted at 2023-10-10 06:52:47pm 8.4 months ago

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What's the difference between a dirty bus stop and a lobster with big boobs?

One's a crusty bus station, the other's a busty crustacean.
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Post #118 · Posted at 2023-10-10 06:55:01pm 8.4 months ago

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What is a computer's favorite dance?

Disko.

Post #119 · Posted at 2023-10-13 03:17:46am 8.3 months ago

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I'm in a Walmart parking lot watching a woman who can't remember where she parked her car. Every time she holds her remote in the air, I honk my horn.
deez nuts

Post #120 · Posted at 2023-10-14 03:33:30am 8.3 months ago

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"My paw is incompurrable!"
A man and a woman inside an airplane. As the man peers outside the window...

Man: Oh no. I have a bad feeling this plane is going to crash.
Woman: Why? This flight is going smoothly.
Man: I can see the two pilots parachuting outside.
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