Post #81 · Posted at 2020-11-13 08:20:48pm 2.3 years ago
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Some people say they pick their nose.
I was born with mine.
I was born with mine.
Stop.
Why.
No.
Post #82 · Posted at 2020-11-13 08:52:39pm 2.3 years ago
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How do we know all the ants in a colony are girls?
Otherwise they'd be uncles!
Why does a space rock taste better than an Earth rock?
'Cuz it's a little meatier (meteor)!
What's a good reason to steal a dolphin from the aquarium?
To add a purpose (porpoise) to your life!
Otherwise they'd be uncles!
Why does a space rock taste better than an Earth rock?
'Cuz it's a little meatier (meteor)!
What's a good reason to steal a dolphin from the aquarium?
To add a purpose (porpoise) to your life!
Post #83 · Posted at 2020-12-05 09:15:08pm 2.2 years ago
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Why do cats always get their way?
They are very purr-suasive!
How do two cats end a fight?
They hiss and make up!
They are very purr-suasive!
How do two cats end a fight?
They hiss and make up!
Post #84 · Posted at 2020-12-05 09:21:52pm 2.2 years ago
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How does a leopard change its spots?
He just has to move from here to there.
He just has to move from here to there.
Post #85 · Posted at 2020-12-05 09:39:07pm 2.2 years ago
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Why do professional accountants know so little?
They have too many GAAPs in their knowledge.
They have too many GAAPs in their knowledge.
Post #86 · Posted at 2020-12-06 02:09:59am 2.2 years ago
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Why was King Arthur's army too tired to fight?
It had too many sleepless knights.
It had too many sleepless knights.
Post #87 · Posted at 2020-12-06 02:18:34am 2.2 years ago
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A bouncer kicked out a gay man out of a bar. A woman saw the event.
Woman: Why did you kick out that gay man?
Bouncer: Because he had the nerve to say thay he's prettier than me! I'm the only pretty one here. I'm the only queen here.
Woman: Why did you kick out that gay man?
Bouncer: Because he had the nerve to say thay he's prettier than me! I'm the only pretty one here. I'm the only queen here.
Post #88 · Posted at 2021-03-19 12:52:02am 2 years ago
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lmao love dis thread bump
Post #89 · Posted at 2021-03-19 12:59:53am 2 years ago
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Post #90 · Posted at 2021-03-19 01:04:30am 2 years ago
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What kind of technology was a craze among ancient Babylonians?
Tablets.
Tablets.
Post #91 · Posted at 2021-03-19 01:08:14am 2 years ago
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Did you hear the one about Vladislav?
Vladislav, baby don't hurt me. Don't hurt me. No more.
Vladislav, baby don't hurt me. Don't hurt me. No more.
Post #92 · Posted at 2021-04-14 03:02:43am 1.9 years ago
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The announcer when you have no-fail on but are trying hard songs:
Post #93 · Posted at 2021-12-12 10:07:46pm 1.2 years ago
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you dont have a tissue? well that your issue
(the worst i have)
(the worst i have)
Post #94 · Posted at 2021-12-13 09:20:13am 1.2 years ago
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Mario and Princess Peach just broke up! Supposedly, he told her, "It's not a-you. It's a-me, Mario!"
Post #95 · Posted at 2021-12-13 11:26:37am 1.2 years ago
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Stolen from Game Grumps, but I still wanna share it anyway.
What's the difference between a chick pea and a garbanzo bean? I wouldn't pay $200 to have a garbanzo bean on my face.
What's the difference between a chick pea and a garbanzo bean? I wouldn't pay $200 to have a garbanzo bean on my face.
Post #96 · Posted at 2021-12-14 05:50:39am 1.2 years ago
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What did the lumberjack yell when he cut down the tree one cold day?
Tim-BRR!!
Tim-BRR!!
Post #97 · Posted at 2021-12-14 06:34:03am 1.2 years ago
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A guy walks into a doctor’s office with a frog on his head. The doctor says “what’s the matter with you?”, the frog says “it all started with a bump on my ass.”
Post #98 · Posted at 2021-12-26 10:09:48pm 1.2 years ago
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Why do cows have hooves instead of feet?
Because they lactose.
Because they lactose.