Post #41 · Publicado en 2017-10-24 11:56:54pm Hace 6.5 años
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what's the i had a stroke and said "taste" instead of "difference" difference between an oral thermometer and a rectal thermometer?
one of them tastes like an X scale 19
one of them tastes like an X scale 19
Post #42 · Publicado en 2017-10-25 12:08:25am Hace 6.5 años
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I...uh...what? Is that English?
What's black, white and starving?
David Bowie's cat.
What's black, white and starving?
David Bowie's cat.
Post #43 · Publicado en 2017-10-25 01:49:28am Hace 6.5 años
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An Englishman, a Frenchman, a Texan, and a Mexican are all on an airplane when the pilot says that only one of them can stay on. So, the Englishman jumps first, saying "God save the Queen!" The Frenchman jumps off next, saying "Vive le France!" Then the Texan throws the Mexican off the plane, saying "Remember the Alamo!"
Post #44 · Publicado en 2017-10-25 02:52:02pm Hace 6.5 años
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Why did the DDR player curse at the announcer when he got 2 Goods?
"GOOD, GOOD! Keep on going!"
"GOOD, GOOD! Keep on going!"
Post #45 · Publicado en 2017-10-28 04:42:14pm Hace 6.5 años
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Mom: Son, the school bus is here.
Son: Mom, why do I have to take the bus?
Mom: Because all your classmates do.
Son: That's because they live far away. As for us, school's just next door.
Son: Mom, why do I have to take the bus?
Mom: Because all your classmates do.
Son: That's because they live far away. As for us, school's just next door.
Post #46 · Publicado en 2017-10-28 06:23:48pm Hace 6.5 años
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I'd like to tell a joke about steak, but they're never well done
Post #47 · Publicado en 2017-10-29 06:37:31pm Hace 6.5 años
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Two guys walk into a bar, knock knock!
Post #48 · Publicado en 2017-10-29 11:36:06pm Hace 6.5 años
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Quote: _|/-\43D
I'd like to tell a joke about steak, but they're never well done
Honestly, steak jokes are a rare medium well done.Post #49 · Publicado en 2017-11-02 11:52:44pm Hace 6.4 años
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Why do dancers say "5, 6, 7, 8?"
Because musicians already took "1, 2, 3, 4."
Because musicians already took "1, 2, 3, 4."
Post #50 · Publicado en 2017-11-05 04:54:15pm Hace 6.4 años
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Q: What do you call when an offended person wields a firearm?
A: Triggered happy.
A: Triggered happy.
Post #51 · Publicado en 2017-11-05 05:00:05pm Hace 6.4 años
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My ex used to say she liked her coffee how she liked her men.
In hindsight, I probably shouldn't have poured it up her arse.
In hindsight, I probably shouldn't have poured it up her arse.
Post #52 · Publicado en 2017-11-05 06:03:40pm Hace 6.4 años
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Why can't Ray Charles read?
Because he's dead.
Because he's dead.
Post #53 · Publicado en 2017-11-05 06:11:35pm Hace 6.4 años
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What do you call a black man flying a plane?
The pilot, you fucking racist.
The pilot, you fucking racist.
Post #54 · Publicado en 2017-11-05 07:58:46pm Hace 6.4 años
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Why aren't koalas actual bears?
Because they don't meet the koala-fications.
Because they don't meet the koala-fications.
Post #55 · Publicado en 2017-11-05 10:29:16pm Hace 6.4 años
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How do you turn a cat into a dog? Get some gasoline, light a match, and....WOOF
Post #56 · Publicado en 2018-06-14 05:48:21pm Hace 5.8 años
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Before Pvt. Al Klein joined the army, he first had to undergo basic training.
Post #57 · Publicado en 2018-06-14 06:32:49pm Hace 5.8 años
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Post #58 · Publicado en 2018-06-14 06:36:08pm Hace 5.8 años
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my life
GET IT
MY LIFE IS A JOKE
WAHAHAHAHAHA
GET IT
MY LIFE IS A JOKE
WAHAHAHAHAHA
Post #59 · Publicado en 2018-06-14 06:42:55pm Hace 5.8 años
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My entire profile.
Post #60 · Publicado en 2018-06-14 06:44:57pm Hace 5.8 años
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Your entire profile? More like your entire existence.
jkjkjkjkjk you're gr8 i'm just busting your chops please don't kill me
jkjkjkjkjk you're gr8 i'm just busting your chops please don't kill me