Post #41 · Posté à 2017-10-24 11:56:54pm il y a 6.5 années
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what's the i had a stroke and said "taste" instead of "difference" difference between an oral thermometer and a rectal thermometer?
one of them tastes like an X scale 19
one of them tastes like an X scale 19
Post #42 · Posté à 2017-10-25 12:08:25am il y a 6.5 années
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I...uh...what? Is that English?
What's black, white and starving?
David Bowie's cat.
What's black, white and starving?
David Bowie's cat.
Post #43 · Posté à 2017-10-25 01:49:28am il y a 6.5 années
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An Englishman, a Frenchman, a Texan, and a Mexican are all on an airplane when the pilot says that only one of them can stay on. So, the Englishman jumps first, saying "God save the Queen!" The Frenchman jumps off next, saying "Vive le France!" Then the Texan throws the Mexican off the plane, saying "Remember the Alamo!"
Post #44 · Posté à 2017-10-25 02:52:02pm il y a 6.5 années
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Why did the DDR player curse at the announcer when he got 2 Goods?
"GOOD, GOOD! Keep on going!"
"GOOD, GOOD! Keep on going!"
Post #45 · Posté à 2017-10-28 04:42:14pm il y a 6.5 années
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Mom: Son, the school bus is here.
Son: Mom, why do I have to take the bus?
Mom: Because all your classmates do.
Son: That's because they live far away. As for us, school's just next door.
Son: Mom, why do I have to take the bus?
Mom: Because all your classmates do.
Son: That's because they live far away. As for us, school's just next door.
Post #46 · Posté à 2017-10-28 06:23:48pm il y a 6.5 années
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I'd like to tell a joke about steak, but they're never well done
Post #47 · Posté à 2017-10-29 06:37:31pm il y a 6.5 années
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Two guys walk into a bar, knock knock!
Post #48 · Posté à 2017-10-29 11:36:06pm il y a 6.5 années
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Quote: _|/-\43D
I'd like to tell a joke about steak, but they're never well done
Honestly, steak jokes are a rare medium well done.
Rippin' bro, you cleared it!Post #49 · Posté à 2017-11-02 11:52:44pm il y a 6.4 années
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Why do dancers say "5, 6, 7, 8?"
Because musicians already took "1, 2, 3, 4."
Because musicians already took "1, 2, 3, 4."
Post #50 · Posté à 2017-11-05 04:54:15pm il y a 6.4 années
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Q: What do you call when an offended person wields a firearm?
A: Triggered happy.
A: Triggered happy.
Post #51 · Posté à 2017-11-05 05:00:05pm il y a 6.4 années
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My ex used to say she liked her coffee how she liked her men.
In hindsight, I probably shouldn't have poured it up her arse.
In hindsight, I probably shouldn't have poured it up her arse.
Post #52 · Posté à 2017-11-05 06:03:40pm il y a 6.4 années
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Why can't Ray Charles read?
Because he's dead.
Because he's dead.
Post #53 · Posté à 2017-11-05 06:11:35pm il y a 6.4 années
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What do you call a black man flying a plane?
The pilot, you fucking racist.
The pilot, you fucking racist.
Post #54 · Posté à 2017-11-05 07:58:46pm il y a 6.4 années
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Why aren't koalas actual bears?
Because they don't meet the koala-fications.
Because they don't meet the koala-fications.
Post #55 · Posté à 2017-11-05 10:29:16pm il y a 6.4 années
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How do you turn a cat into a dog? Get some gasoline, light a match, and....WOOF
Post #56 · Posté à 2018-06-14 05:48:21pm il y a 5.8 années
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Before Pvt. Al Klein joined the army, he first had to undergo basic training.
Post #57 · Posté à 2018-06-14 06:32:49pm il y a 5.8 années
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ZIv
Post #58 · Posté à 2018-06-14 06:36:08pm il y a 5.8 années
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my life
GET IT
MY LIFE IS A JOKE
WAHAHAHAHAHA
GET IT
MY LIFE IS A JOKE
WAHAHAHAHAHA
Post #59 · Posté à 2018-06-14 06:42:55pm il y a 5.8 années
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My entire profile.
Post #60 · Posté à 2018-06-14 06:44:57pm il y a 5.8 années
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Your entire profile? More like your entire existence.
jkjkjkjkjk you're gr8 i'm just busting your chops please don't kill me
jkjkjkjkjk you're gr8 i'm just busting your chops please don't kill me