Post #41 · Posted at 2017-10-24 11:56:54pm 6.5 years ago
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what's the i had a stroke and said "taste" instead of "difference" difference between an oral thermometer and a rectal thermometer?
one of them tastes like an X scale 19
one of them tastes like an X scale 19
Post #42 · Posted at 2017-10-25 12:08:25am 6.5 years ago
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I...uh...what? Is that English?
What's black, white and starving?
David Bowie's cat.
What's black, white and starving?
David Bowie's cat.
Post #43 · Posted at 2017-10-25 01:49:28am 6.5 years ago
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An Englishman, a Frenchman, a Texan, and a Mexican are all on an airplane when the pilot says that only one of them can stay on. So, the Englishman jumps first, saying "God save the Queen!" The Frenchman jumps off next, saying "Vive le France!" Then the Texan throws the Mexican off the plane, saying "Remember the Alamo!"
Post #44 · Posted at 2017-10-25 02:52:02pm 6.5 years ago
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Why did the DDR player curse at the announcer when he got 2 Goods?
"GOOD, GOOD! Keep on going!"
"GOOD, GOOD! Keep on going!"
Post #45 · Posted at 2017-10-28 04:42:14pm 6.5 years ago
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Mom: Son, the school bus is here.
Son: Mom, why do I have to take the bus?
Mom: Because all your classmates do.
Son: That's because they live far away. As for us, school's just next door.
Son: Mom, why do I have to take the bus?
Mom: Because all your classmates do.
Son: That's because they live far away. As for us, school's just next door.
Post #46 · Posted at 2017-10-28 06:23:48pm 6.5 years ago
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I'd like to tell a joke about steak, but they're never well done
Post #47 · Posted at 2017-10-29 06:37:31pm 6.5 years ago
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Two guys walk into a bar, knock knock!
Post #48 · Posted at 2017-10-29 11:36:06pm 6.5 years ago
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Quote: _|/-\43D
I'd like to tell a joke about steak, but they're never well done
Honestly, steak jokes are a rare medium well done.
Rippin' bro, you cleared it!Post #49 · Posted at 2017-11-02 11:52:44pm 6.4 years ago
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Why do dancers say "5, 6, 7, 8?"
Because musicians already took "1, 2, 3, 4."
Because musicians already took "1, 2, 3, 4."
Post #50 · Posted at 2017-11-05 04:54:15pm 6.4 years ago
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Q: What do you call when an offended person wields a firearm?
A: Triggered happy.
A: Triggered happy.
Post #51 · Posted at 2017-11-05 05:00:05pm 6.4 years ago
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My ex used to say she liked her coffee how she liked her men.
In hindsight, I probably shouldn't have poured it up her arse.
In hindsight, I probably shouldn't have poured it up her arse.
Post #52 · Posted at 2017-11-05 06:03:40pm 6.4 years ago
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Why can't Ray Charles read?
Because he's dead.
Because he's dead.
Post #53 · Posted at 2017-11-05 06:11:35pm 6.4 years ago
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What do you call a black man flying a plane?
The pilot, you fucking racist.
The pilot, you fucking racist.
Post #54 · Posted at 2017-11-05 07:58:46pm 6.4 years ago
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Why aren't koalas actual bears?
Because they don't meet the koala-fications.
Because they don't meet the koala-fications.
Post #55 · Posted at 2017-11-05 10:29:16pm 6.4 years ago
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How do you turn a cat into a dog? Get some gasoline, light a match, and....WOOF
Post #56 · Posted at 2018-06-14 05:48:21pm 5.8 years ago
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Before Pvt. Al Klein joined the army, he first had to undergo basic training.
Post #57 · Posted at 2018-06-14 06:32:49pm 5.8 years ago
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ZIv
Post #58 · Posted at 2018-06-14 06:36:08pm 5.8 years ago
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my life
GET IT
MY LIFE IS A JOKE
WAHAHAHAHAHA
GET IT
MY LIFE IS A JOKE
WAHAHAHAHAHA
Post #59 · Posted at 2018-06-14 06:42:55pm 5.8 years ago
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My entire profile.
Post #60 · Posted at 2018-06-14 06:44:57pm 5.8 years ago
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Your entire profile? More like your entire existence.
jkjkjkjkjk you're gr8 i'm just busting your chops please don't kill me
jkjkjkjkjk you're gr8 i'm just busting your chops please don't kill me