Post #21 · Publicado en 2017-10-14 05:26:06pm Hace 7.7 años
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What did Alt 2.0 say when she couldn't catch the train? "Does not commute!"
(Ah, classic 01angel...)
(Ah, classic 01angel...)
Post #22 · Publicado en 2017-10-14 05:32:44pm Hace 7.7 años
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Where do you find streets with no cars, parks with no trees, and water with no waves?
A map.
A map.
Post #23 · Publicado en 2017-10-14 05:39:44pm Hace 7.7 años
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Two sisters arrive home and saw lots of remote controls their dad bought for the TV.
Sister 1: Wow, lots of remotes.
Dad: I bought lots of remotes for each of us so that we don't have to constantly pass it when we change the channel.
Sister 2: This looks expensive. Where did you get the money for this?
Dad: I sold our TV.
Sister 1: Wow, lots of remotes.
Dad: I bought lots of remotes for each of us so that we don't have to constantly pass it when we change the channel.
Sister 2: This looks expensive. Where did you get the money for this?
Dad: I sold our TV.
Post #24 · Publicado en 2017-10-14 07:00:08pm Hace 7.7 años
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What stays in a corner and travels around the world?
A postage stamp.
A postage stamp.
Post #25 · Publicado en 2017-10-14 09:01:39pm Hace 7.7 años
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dam dariram back at again with those white jogas

Post #26 · Publicado en 2017-10-15 01:46:19am Hace 7.7 años
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How do Sonic and Knuckles cope with life difficulties?
They roll with the punches.
They roll with the punches.
Post #27 · Publicado en 2017-10-15 03:27:21am Hace 7.7 años
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My dad always told me “Don’t be quick to find faults”.
Good man, terrible geologist.
Good man, terrible geologist.
Post #28 · Publicado en 2017-10-15 04:25:28am Hace 7.7 años
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Q: How do you describe a crew of pacifist pirates?
A: They want peace.
A: They want peace.
Post #29 · Publicado en 2017-10-15 05:19:14pm Hace 7.7 años
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What is it called when an Illegal Immigrant fights a Pedophile?
Alien vs Predator.
Alien vs Predator.
Post #30 · Publicado en 2017-10-15 05:53:24pm Hace 7.7 años
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I accidentally swallowed some food coloring. My doctor says I'll be okay, but I feel like I've dyed a little inside.
Post #31 · Publicado en 2017-10-15 05:56:33pm Hace 7.7 años
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Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to your house.
Knock-knock.
Who's there?
The chicken.
To get to your house.
Knock-knock.
Who's there?
The chicken.
Post #32 · Publicado en 2017-10-15 07:26:46pm Hace 7.7 años
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I asked a guy from Andamiro if he could help me fix a flat tire.
He said to "pump it up"
He said to "pump it up"
Post #33 · Publicado en 2017-10-16 01:33:39am Hace 7.7 años
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Post #34 · Publicado en 2017-10-16 01:53:45am Hace 7.7 años
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gay luigi
Post #35 · Publicado en 2017-10-19 04:27:52am Hace 7.7 años
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Post #36 · Publicado en 2017-10-24 11:47:23pm Hace 7.7 años
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Post #37 · Publicado en 2017-10-24 11:49:45pm Hace 7.7 años
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You know how Disney has been making live-action remakes of their old animated films? Well, I heard they announced that their next remake will be fimed in outer space. It's called Snow White and the Seven Dwarf Planets.
Post #38 · Publicado en 2017-10-24 11:52:37pm Hace 7.7 años
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Post #39 · Publicado en 2017-10-24 11:53:28pm Hace 7.7 años
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"five minute white boy challenge" |
jesus fuck cuzco
Post #40 · Publicado en 2017-10-24 11:55:46pm Hace 7.7 años
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What's the difference between an oral thermometer and a rectal thermometer?
The taste.
The taste.