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Post #21 · Posted at 2017-10-14 05:26:06pm 6.5 years ago

Offline 01angel
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What did Alt 2.0 say when she couldn't catch the train? "Does not commute!"

(Ah, classic 01angel...)
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Post #22 · Posted at 2017-10-14 05:32:44pm 6.5 years ago

Offline NewbStepper
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Canada
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"Crybabies unite~ ♡"
Where do you find streets with no cars, parks with no trees, and water with no waves?

A map.
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Post #23 · Posted at 2017-10-14 05:39:44pm 6.5 years ago

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"My paw is incompurrable!"

Last updated: 2017-10-14 05:41pm
Two sisters arrive home and saw lots of remote controls their dad bought for the TV.
Sister 1: Wow, lots of remotes.
Dad: I bought lots of remotes for each of us so that we don't have to constantly pass it when we change the channel.
Sister 2: This looks expensive. Where did you get the money for this?
Dad: I sold our TV.
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Post #24 · Posted at 2017-10-14 07:00:08pm 6.5 years ago

Offline _|/-\43D
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United States
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What stays in a corner and travels around the world?

A postage stamp.
deez nuts

Post #25 · Posted at 2017-10-14 09:01:39pm 6.5 years ago

Offline SomethingRandom
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2,794 Posts
United States
Reg. 2015-02-21

Game Center Nickname: blearymoos
"bootylicious "

Post #26 · Posted at 2017-10-15 01:46:19am 6.5 years ago

Offline CYSYS8993
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418 Posts
Canada
Reg. 2015-07-02

How do Sonic and Knuckles cope with life difficulties?

They roll with the punches.

Post #27 · Posted at 2017-10-15 03:27:21am 6.5 years ago

Offline PureBlue
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United States
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Nintendo Switch Friend Code: SW-5116-3740-7232
"I'm your thorn."
My dad always told me “Don’t be quick to find faults”.
Good man, terrible geologist.
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Post #28 · Posted at 2017-10-15 04:25:28am 6.5 years ago

Offline CYSYS8993
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Q: How do you describe a crew of pacifist pirates?
A: They want peace.

Post #29 · Posted at 2017-10-15 05:19:14pm 6.5 years ago

Offline Dogman1227
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United States
Reg. 2011-02-27

Nintendo Network ID: Dogman1227
"*no witty comment available* "
What is it called when an Illegal Immigrant fights a Pedophile?

Alien vs Predator.
*insert crap bemani joke here*

Post #30 · Posted at 2017-10-15 05:53:24pm 6.5 years ago

Offline darkanine
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"bing bong"
I accidentally swallowed some food coloring. My doctor says I'll be okay, but I feel like I've dyed a little inside.
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Post #31 · Posted at 2017-10-15 05:56:33pm 6.5 years ago

Offline _|/-\43D
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United States
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Why did the chicken cross the road?

To get to your house.

Knock-knock.

Who's there?

The chicken.
deez nuts

Post #32 · Posted at 2017-10-15 07:26:46pm 6.5 years ago

Offline RevAddict5
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751 Posts
United States
Reg. 2013-06-10

"Bigger avatars when?"
I asked a guy from Andamiro if he could help me fix a flat tire.

He said to "pump it up"

Post #33 · Posted at 2017-10-16 01:33:39am 6.5 years ago

Offline Quickman
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6,058 Posts
United Kingdom
Reg. 2013-08-17

"five minute white boy challenge"

Quote: Quick Man
Approximately nobody asked for this song to be included. Least popular decision by the Japanese since Nintendo released the Wii U.
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Post #34 · Posted at 2017-10-16 01:53:45am 6.5 years ago

Post #35 · Posted at 2017-10-19 04:27:52am 6.4 years ago

Post #36 · Posted at 2017-10-24 11:47:23pm 6.4 years ago

Offline silenttype01
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United States
Reg. 2007-01-19

"DINGDONG♥HEARTS"

Post #37 · Posted at 2017-10-24 11:49:45pm 6.4 years ago

Offline _|/-\43D
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You know how Disney has been making live-action remakes of their old animated films? Well, I heard they announced that their next remake will be fimed in outer space. It's called Snow White and the Seven Dwarf Planets.
deez nuts

Post #38 · Posted at 2017-10-24 11:52:37pm 6.4 years ago

Offline CuzcoBlocko
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United States
Reg. 2013-10-26

"[Art by LilyBreez]"

Post #39 · Posted at 2017-10-24 11:53:28pm 6.4 years ago

Offline Quickman
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6,058 Posts
United Kingdom
Reg. 2013-08-17

"five minute white boy challenge"
jesus fuck cuzco
Quote: Quick Man
Approximately nobody asked for this song to be included. Least popular decision by the Japanese since Nintendo released the Wii U.
https://card.psnprofiles.com/1/DWN012Quick_Man.png

Post #40 · Posted at 2017-10-24 11:55:46pm 6.4 years ago

Offline Oni-91
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What's the difference between an oral thermometer and a rectal thermometer?

The taste.
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