criticize my simfiles (mostly ITG officials full versions)

the banner says everything you need to know except there's a good chance I'll edit these based on your criticisms

https://zenius-i-vanisher.com/v5.2/viewsimfilecategory.php?categoryid=1005

Also I could use some syncing help, badly.

FROM GOOD TO SHIT BRÛLÉE (IMO ofc)

1. Baby Seal (ONCE I FIX THAT DAMN DRIFT)
2. Love Me Do (The Acolyte's Mix) (This one SHOULD be much lower but it was one of the most fun on a pad)
3. Colorful Course (Those footswitches were unnecessary otherwise I'm quite happy with this one, I like easy crossovers)
4. Tesla Coil (Pretty chill, more technical than draining which is a plus in my book)
5. Outer Limits (Akira Ishihara remix) (My most downloaded file, if it wasn't for those 64ths I would rank this a lot lower, also I seem to underrate a lot of files but how the fuck is this a 12?)
6. Radical Faith (This is not easier than Outer Limits, also very (relatively) downloaded and I bet at least a few hate me for this one. It's supposed to be Rock Steady on crack, I like Rock Steady)
7. Lament Configuration (Pretty overkill, but it's still kinda fun if you're a weirdo like me)
8. The Hop (I mean, I made it when I was drunk, but it's not that bad actually. Kinda like Night Time Story/The Man Crossing The Channel)
9. Bloodrush (Not much different from the original except faster and longer)
10. Remember December (I like doublestepping, fuck you)
11. Soapy Bubble (I love the official more than anyone, I need to fix a few mistakes)
12. Megascorcher (Retarded Roll Revision) (Actually I thought this one was kinda fun on the pad, a few glaring mistakes aside. Really,really stupid but fun)
13. Sunshine (Too damn repetitive, and I almost stepped the full Follow The Sun but goddamnit this song is beautiful)
14. MAX 340 (Very obviously rushed)
15. While Tha Rekkid Spinz (Understepped? I dunno, just missing some kinda magic that the official version had for me 8 years ago)
16. Summer -Speedy Mix- (When I fix this it'll be better)
17. Boulafacet (Most of these gimmicks just plain don't work, man)
18. The Least 100sec (I hate myself man)

UPDATES UNTIL 8/11/17

Added a Radical Faith edit (not a full version either, just an ITG inspired chart I made years ago)

Also an edit for Outer Limits (Akira Ishihara Remix)

Uploaded a full version of Sunshine. (Fun Fact: This isn't the full version of Follow The Sun (90 In The Shade Mix) but it is the full version of Sunshine, based on where Roxor originally got their ITG2 music that being extrememusic.com)

Uploaded a SUPER old edit of Love Me Do (The Acolyte's Mix) I did for SX. I personally find this one a ton of fun, but I like Get Down's chart (which this is heavily inspired by) so your enjoyment is best predicted by how much you like the sound of "Amateur Rebirth". R21-ready.

yo legit dudes, i'm drunk and i wanna be a better stepper. the 3-6 of u downloading my shit, THANK YOU and please, criticize my files for me and be as mean as possible. tryna fix this shit

I got drunk and stepped this one by layering virtually every sound I could hear minus a few drums but then it was too dense and too stupid so I toned it down. All in all took about 1 hr. This is the best song on DDR Universe, screw you if you disagree. This file is stupid as fuck.

I uploaded my very first non-commercial music game related file, Colorful Course by Yuuyu (it was an FFR song). I stepped the majority of this file back in 2014, just finished it this morning randomly.

I wanted to make this one like Euphoria but then I realized this didn't have enough drills or minijacks for Euphoria so to make it harder I added crossovers and other stuff but now it's harder than Euphoria so I rated it 13. Not the densest file I've uploaded but probably the most self-punishy.

I re-heard an old favorite and decided to make an Expert chart in about 20 minutes so here's MAX 340. The edit chart is (no joke whatsoever) some bullshit I wrote ten years ago at the ripe old age of 9, don't fuckin play it. Everything else is by Hiryuu.

What is the point of this thread lol

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I make simfiles. I tell people when I do. That's the damn point.

Also I fucked up MAX 340 originally made one fix

I think the purpose of this thread is a bit more than that

Also why in the heckleton would people criticize your simfiles if half of the sims you made when you were drunk/9

If you try to actually make a decent simfile and to make sure that decent simfile doesn't get lost in the sea of shitty ones maybe people will be inclined to give you a few tips

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Half? ONE was made drunk (and it's still correct in a technical sense), and one EDIT (that didn't even come up in the save) was made when I was 9. Learn to count.

Almost all of these I tried to make sure were decent, any time I implied otherwise I was just being self-deprecating.

Yeah maybe don't do that.

Also I know half was quite an exaggeration, but the main point still stands. I played your Summer Speedy Mix simfile which was actually not bad at all, but I was expecting it to be because of the category banner. So like maybe try to hold the sims would want advice on to a higher standard.

You could also participate in a simfile contest since many people end up reviewing the simfiles and some even give you a more-detailed review if you ask via PM.

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The only thing I wanna say is that that file was actually terrible (bottom 3 of mine for sure) and I'm halfway through fixing it

Welp, uploading a handful of simfiles tonight, here's the one I'm easily most proud of (EVER except for the timing somebody fuckin help me DDream sucks), Baby Seal. This one is a LOT harder than the Rebirth chart, and has a scattering of stop gimmicks.

Okay, if someone can figure out how to fix the BPM in Baby Seal I will suck your dick (163.5 was significantly WORSE than 163.75 but the drift is ass no matter what and the Rebirth file is just confusing with the changes). Anyways, this one is another DDR CS edit, I like to think of it as a cross between ! and Clockwork Genesis. Here's Tesla Coil.

And I decided to upload in order from good to bad (minus the fact that I can't fuckin sync Baby Seal somebody help me please). This one is legitimately bad due to one single part. I did spend effort on it, cough cough, but the fuckin guitar solo is just impossible to step to so if someone wants to point out how to fix it please do so, here's The Least 100 Seconds.

I'm gonna rank the simfiles in my opinion in the first post because WOW some of the most downloaded files are some of the most GARBAGE.

I stepped the ORIGINAL Cherry Blossom Whirlwind by Beatdrop. The one in ITG Rebirth is a remix by DJ LMK, but I still totally ripped off the OG simfile as much as possible.

There used to be TWO full version simfiles of this song and now none are available on the internet so here's my version of Phoning To Mercury. If there are any other long-version CanBlaster songs link me because it's my dream to step a 4 minute Rock Steady

Does anyone remember that Kyle Ward game iDance from back like 2009? No? Well, I found a rare, unreleased CanBlaster song and wanted to step it so here you go. The Hard chart is the (terrible) original simfile from iDance, I made the Expert. Enjoy Liquify (Remix).