Screw up DDR2014's US release

DDR 2014 TURNS OUT TO BE A RERELEASE OF DDR DISNEY CHANNEL EDITION!

KONMAI RERELEASES IT TO ATTEMPT TO REGAIN ITS POPULARITY FROM ITS CASUAL AUDIENCE

PREORDERING THE FIRST EVER AMERICAN E-AMMUSEMENT CARD WILL GET YOU TO INSTANTLY PLAY SONGS OVER LEVEL 7

PLUS THE KONAMI ORIGINALS WILL BE REPLACED WITH UNLOCKS OF MILEY CYRUS TWERKING, DYLAN SPROUSE'S NUDES, AND
MICKEY MOUSE DOING THE NAE NAE!!!!!!!!!!

WHO CAN ASK FOR MORE

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Just enlist the help of another player, which will give DDR a new layer of cooperation and social-building skills in the normally socially-averse culture!

In addition, the Dave and Busters version will have an alcohol-mode, with a randomized nonstop course featuring songs and step charts that become more slurred over time, with the game eventually becoming an undecipherable mess. Also, there will a stripper mode for late hour play-throughs, in which clothes magically fall off the dancers if the players can maintain full combos, and secret remixes of songs can be unlocked!

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This can't happen because nudity isn't allowed in DIDDER 2K14, or else people will start whining at Konami that their kids got perverted because of Dylan Sprouse's nudes. So Konami has to replace it because of censorship.

True, but hands steps still can catch casual players off guard occasionally even when bracketing. Sort of like how I get confused with UL/DR jumps. (that is, thinking of UR/DL steps when seeing them)

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What is happening right now!? LOL! Done!

-At least 2-4 players on either side during singles/versus and 4-8 for doubles. Players take turns hitting the corresponding arrows during each song, this goes on for the full 3 song set. Players cannot re-position themselves inbetween songs.
-The machine sync changes at random, one song it will be great, the next it will be GAMBOL.
-RANDOM goes one step beyond, going through every single modifier in the game and selecting ones at random.

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I like this idea of promoting intimacy between players, but I remain unsure as to how this would be executed. Perhaps as special buckle connects the players together and is tethered to both the display area and the emergency bars? Or, more likely, a video camera actively scans to see if players reposition themselves, prompting the game to fail instantly if it detects unacceptable movements?

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Game breaking bug where every song is Over the Period is found

- Konami reboots the cabinet for American audiences by moving the arrows diagonally and adding a center button. Andamiro sues.

- Songs only last up to 30 seconds; you're required to pay extra credits to play the rest of the song, and song unlocks are actually DLC for your eAmuse account (provided if the US ever gets Paseli).

- For three days after the game's launch the only song playable is Celebrate.

- To save costs, the monitors on the arcade cabinets are replaced with red and black DMD displays found on most pinball machines since 1991. Veterans are furious, but pinball nostalgists rejoice.

- The machine itself runs on a gas-powered generator, rather than running off of a plug; the smell overpowers a good chunk of the arcade, and needs refilling every 2-3 hours.

That was exactly what I had in my head when I wrote that!

Also, I just thought of another one just now:

- A certain amount of songs are available for people with eAmuse accounts for a month, and those who haven't played for a month will not be able to get the next month's songs. Fans complain about how similar the "incentive" is to IIDX Infinitas; Konami responds with, "Be thankful you're not in Japan, otherwise we'd charge you $15 a month."

I would LOVE this actually.

So Konami replaces it with the Jessie episode that mocked gluten intolerance.

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Based on the context of your post, I can't really tell how truthful you were trying to be with this statement. I would've thought this to be a joke, but I've actually heard people say that when a song loads, there can be a random slight variation in sync to the notes.

Mendes meant it as a joke.

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The full version of V -conclusion- is slated to cross over but...
it takes up every single stage and thereby only has a beginner chart since it has to be your first stage. And also said chart is a 1 with 60 arrows.
Also every chart has a secret †leggendaria chart you have to grind for, usually taking about 20 credits for each one. None of these charts have actual synchronization, and will instead spam 16th crossovers the whole entire song. In fact, they're all the same exact stepchart, so on short songs you keep doing crossovers even when the song is done.

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DDR 2014 Canceled for American Release. Go back to DDR Extreme.
- Konami.

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DDR 2016 becomes Open ITG, and ppl can pirate songs and write whatever stepcharts so that Konmai doesnt have to do any real work to remotely keep their fanbase happy.

What is ITG? :O

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In The Groove, another dancing game like DDR.

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