Random Advice Thread

This is the thread where you give a random piece of advice based on any of your past life experiences, whether it be about gaming, relationships, sports, or anything else you would like to share with.

To start things off:

Contrary to popular belief, you can look into the eyes of an Enderman. Whatever you do, do NOT stare at his crotch. He will get very, very angry.

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Live your life in such a way that the Westboro Baptist Church would want to picket your funeral.

Don’t dunk your oreos sideways, that shit will get fucked up.

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The more people promise that you will fail, the more likely you are to succeed. And the more you should rub it in their stupid faces when you do.

Don't make an opinion that the majority would consider far-fetched or revolting...

Read your posts out loud before posting. Avoid posting/reword your post if it sounds dumb/stupid.

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Cook your bacon to make it as dark and crispy as possible. The darker you can get it without it turning completely black, the better.

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If your body starts getting flustered and tingly, don't eat a slice of pizza.

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Don't play SUNKiSS♥DROP on Double.

Seriously, don't do it.

Don't play DEGRS on Doubles.

If you're gonna shovel snow with a tank top and short shorts,

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Don't draft the rainbow...you will get screwed

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Get fucked

Be So Good They Can’t Ignore You...//

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Treat people the way you want to be treated.

Don't use any of those cliche pick-up lines in real life, they work about as well as you'd expect.

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What about back in the 50's didn't they work back then?

how do I get a bf

that's not an advice

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Don't stare at the sun for more then 2 seconds