Your Fetishes (Semi-NSFW)

Went through the whole thread. Gotta say, given the circumstances surrounding bmhedgehog's ban I'm a little surprised at his enthusiasm for dickgirls.

M'lady found out I really do like it when she cats up for me.

TRUE STORY:

There's this cute little nekogirl I've been playing DDR with lately, who's joined my little semi-weekly get-togethers with her brother. Well, this last time, I had a bit of a sore back, so I layed down next to the machine (while players were playing, naturally), and asked her to sit on my back. She's like 80 pounds tops, and at least a quarter of that is pure T&A. (/exaggerated)

So she does. A cool song comes on, and I ask if she can bounce a little bit, to help it out. "Okay?" - she seems a little confused by the request, but accomodates. A little later, I ask if she can kind of brace herself and rub it down like that. Again, she seems a little confused, wondering if I really want a backrub with her butt, and I assure her I do. Her favorite song (only my railgun) comes on, and she starts grinding to the beat, she's ALL into it... and at the end of the song, she's like... "WTF am I doing?"

She tells me she can't do it, because it's kind of embarassing... like she's humping me or something. So I question her... "Does it LOOK like you're a horny bitch who's humping me in broad daylight." She gets all rosy-faced, but quickly declares, "YES." I'm all, "Okay, but does it FEEL like you're a horny bitch who's humping me in broad daylight?" She replies, "Well, yeah kinda..."

"Well... then I think it's time to ask yourself something very important here. Are you a horny little bitch who's humping me in broad daylight?" She hops up and shoots a dirty look at me, and says "Shut. Up. I'm not horny!"

That's my bitch, alright.

I wouldn't worry about this so much. Women generally become... *ahem* "fully functional" around that age bracket. Some even earlier than that. It's a normal male impulse to be attracted to young & fertile, that goes back to the dawn of man when something like that meant the success or failure of a tribe. What makes it "wrong" is man-made laws saying you can't go there until (insert arbitrary, church-approved age).

Your attraction is perfectly natural, the laws prohibiting you from acting on it is not.