Admonition - The Game-

Simple game for the idle internet user.
You post a scenario that the user below must resolve and the user below responds to what they would do in that scenario and then that user makes up a scenario for another user to solve..

Example:

User 1- Your head is 2 inches from hitting the fan, what do you do!?!!
User 2- Put my hands in the air to stop the fan so it don't hit my head. / *situation*
User 1/3- *Their Answer* / *situation*

Etc.

Rules
- You cannot make the same situation or answer.
- You can't post pictures.
- You can't post .gifs either.
- You can't have fun.

Situation- Your head is 2 inches from hitting the fan, what do you do?!1!!

move my head so that I am 5 centimeters from hitting the fan.

Situation - you want to make a post-whore thread, but don't know how to execute it. What do you do?!1!!

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Answer - THIS

Situation - How do you tell someone to gtfo a thread?

by responding to his situation.

Situation - There is a thread. People are split between two opinions: to lock the thread or to keep it open. What do you do?!1!!

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Answer -just spam loli, guro & yiff until Pie or Al closes it :3

Situation - You wake up in a bathtub full of ice & notice your liver is gone. What do you do?

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I'd hunt AEgis down because I know it was him that took it.

Situation - you have a philosophy essay due in six hours. what do you do?!1!!

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Procrastinate like a bosssss.

Situation: You're entering a haunted house. The door locks behind you. Where do you explore first?

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You steal a good copy off the internet and claim it as your own.

Situation: somebody steals your favorite food just as you were about to put it into your mouth.

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I would put on my heaven headphones and kill him.

Situation: You are a pirate. What do you steal first?

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Jewels, Duh.

Situation: You're being chased by a demon pony who wants to eat your soul, What would you do?

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Blast Theocracy songs at it to convert it to Christianity then ride it into battle and destroy the Catholics.

Situation: You've overslept on Christmas morning. What do you do?

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Panic, of course

Situation: You're two seconds away from getting shot in the head by a rabid monkey. What would you do?

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Shout "LEEROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOY MMJEEEEEEEEEEEENKIIIIIIIIIINS!!!!" and blast the monkey with chicken.

Situation: Ned Beatty is coming to your town. What do you do?

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Who?

Situation: Your mom gives you 30 dollars to go buy a gallon of milk. What do you do?

Answer - Go play DDR instead

Situation - You wake up and see someone sucking your fat out with a straw. What do you do?

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Answer - You must construct additional pylons.

Situation - You drive down the road, you see two deer in the middle of the road, they stare back at you, what do you do?

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