Rwr's Hypothetical Situations

So today I got a phone call from Rwr. Whilst it started off with the usual "Fort Boyard is shit muahahaha" intimidation bollocks, it then went to the discussion of a hypothetical question. This gave me the idea of this forum game. In some form of discussion somewhere, Rwr will try and give me some hypothetical questions. I'll put them here ever so often, and you can wonder out loud here. Try and come up with some funny answers. In true Whose Line style, there will be points given out, but they won't matter.

And if you're wondering whether I asked Rwr for permission to do this, the answer is no.

So here we go: What'd happen if Lukeyboysonic hacked Al's account and filled the site with badly-coloured Sonic yiff?

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So...we'd become DeviantArt?

That's kind of a scary thought, actually.

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Sonic-i-Vanisher.com

The #1 Ad-related site with Sonic Yiff, Yiff, and more games that were thought as good but turned out to suck on release day.

(I can see this game to blow up in a couple of days ;D)

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Um... Sonic yiff would kinda make me puke.

I have no idea what the fuck would happen to this site.

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this site would probably become the largest furry community on the web... nay, the world
when you have someone like LBS backing it, it all turns to shit

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He would then go after Bemani and change all game titles to:

-Sonic Sonic Revolution
-Sonicmania
-SonicSonicSonicdise
-Pop'n Sonic

and everything will be sonic, all characters, songs, graphics, and even game boxes, cds, and instructions will be sonic shaped. Then, who knows he might conquer the whole world!

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oh my god

I think it's likely that, after attracting hedgehog-style furries to the site, we would get updated, better colorized versions of the yiff from more obsessed skilled furtists, and then things would kind of snowball furball from there.

EDIT: Zukin-Man's right DAMMIT

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Don't you mean furball?

O SNP

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What if Justin Bieber became the Sound Director for all of the BEMANI series?

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I'm sure konami would have him assassinated for the good of BEMANI after spending one day in the office with him.

Though then again, one must wonder why they didn't do that with Stillwind...

He starts pushing his songs onto all the games and DDR players (or potentially all BEMANI players) start catching significantly more flack from assholes than usual.

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Justin Beiber as Sound Producer for DDR would make Konami turn into Activision...

...no lie, he can do it

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There would be a strong uptick in female DDR players between the ages of 11 and 15.

Also:
MAX 300... 2.0! / OMEGA 4 evar <333 [100 BPM]

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Fascination ~Is she out there mix~ / 2MB ft. Justin Beiber

you can probably guess what the lyrics to this song is


....oh and it will be 150BPM, because JB's song's don't go higher than 150BPM, NOT EVEN THE MIGHTY 2MB CAN CHANGE THAT

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I would quit playing music games forever. In addition, I would also morph into Edward Scissorhands and cut off the balls (or tits if it's a woman) of whoever had the idea to make him the sound producer.

Reviving this, based on a certain conversation he started on MSN.

Suppose you're chained to a wall, and your captor is going to shoot you unless you stick your dong into the anal cavity of either Slake or Naoki. Who do you choose?

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Pull the trigger.

Pester the captor with an endless bombardment of excessively-wordy questions and taunts regarding the fact that the only means of escape is gay anal with Naoki or Slake until he releases me for being too annoying.

I answered that, and he said that wasn't an option.

One assumes he's got the gun.

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There's no "pull the trigger" option.

All I do is pistol whip you.