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Post #1 · Posted at 2009-08-25 11:12:18am 14.6 years ago

Offline PureBlue
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ITT we post the worst movies we've seen and the worst movie titles we've seen.

Worst movie I've seen:
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/f/fa/Wicker-man-poster.jpg

Worst movie title I've seen:
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Post #2 · Posted at 2009-08-25 11:20:43am 14.6 years ago

Offline Ashura96
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Oh my god The Wicker Man was creepy and strange as fuck.

Post #3 · Posted at 2009-09-04 11:48:37pm 14.6 years ago

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Post #4 · Posted at 2009-09-04 11:57:01pm 14.6 years ago

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Final Destination is the worst for me.

Post #5 · Posted at 2009-09-04 11:57:28pm 14.6 years ago

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"."
Tom in Brazil (NC17)
Didn't see it, but sounds like a stupid porno.

Post #6 · Posted at 2009-09-05 03:32:17am 14.6 years ago

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Nuff said
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Post #7 · Posted at 2009-09-05 03:39:16am 14.6 years ago

Offline Bolt-Edge
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"No."
Cleavagefield

I would post a picture, but al would probably yell at me.

Adult films in general have pretty ridiculous names.
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Post #8 · Posted at 2009-09-05 03:44:16am 14.6 years ago

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Final Destination is the worst for me.
Uh, what?

Anyway, Lesbian Vampire Killers from a few months back. Yes, it was shit. Surprised it was a 15 from that title.
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Post #9 · Posted at 2009-09-05 03:54:05am 14.6 years ago

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I'm not kidding.

Post #10 · Posted at 2009-09-05 03:54:47am 14.6 years ago

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Post #11 · Posted at 2009-09-05 04:01:32am 14.6 years ago

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Edward Penishands
I'm not kidding.

You actually bothered to watch it?

Post #12 · Posted at 2009-09-05 05:09:55am 14.6 years ago

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"I'm like Peter Pan, but a prick"
No, that's a random review.

Post #13 · Posted at 2009-09-05 06:49:48am 14.6 years ago

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Stupidest movie I've ever seen:https://www.echobridgeentertainment.com/uploads/51279L.jpg

One of the stupidest movie names I've heard:http://www.cealagar.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/03/watch-the-haunting-in-connecticut-online-movie-free-image1.jpg

Post #14 · Posted at 2009-09-05 09:16:02am 14.6 years ago

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Oh my god The Wicker Man was creepy and strange as fuck.
What’s worst is seeing your mom watching it before you go to school.Dead she watches some weird crap.

I've seen so many bad movies, I can't count.Dead

Post #15 · Posted at 2009-09-05 11:18:27am 14.6 years ago

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I thought this movie was good when I was a child but many people say it was the worst.

Oh yeah...
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Post #16 · Posted at 2009-09-05 04:51:14pm 14.6 years ago

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You can't make a DOA movie without girls with massive tits.

That's a fact.
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Post #17 · Posted at 2009-09-05 05:06:52pm 14.6 years ago

Offline mageman17
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It's been stereotypical. Nobody can't have DOA without excessive skin exposure. I had to tell my dad that it was due to a game which is why the female characters dress so skimpy when it came up on HBO.

But feel free to correct me if there's already been T&A in DOA before beach volleyball.
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Post #18 · Posted at 2009-09-05 05:24:35pm 14.6 years ago

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DOA characters have always had massive tits and most of the time wore revealing outfits. It's just that up until the volleyball game for the XBOX they still were slightly conservative about it.
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Post #19 · Posted at 2009-09-05 06:11:56pm 14.6 years ago

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It's just that up until the REALDEMO code for the Dreamcast version of DOA2 they still were slightly conservative about it.

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Post #20 · Posted at 2009-09-05 06:16:09pm 14.6 years ago

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wat
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