The Homework Thread

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I'll start off:
I'm working on a Microsoft Access assignment and I am instructed to come up with at least 10 imaginary company names, with imaginary contacts of the company, with imaginary numbers and email.

Since those imaginary companies are selling me their products, I'll also need some fake products for those companies. The story is that I'm a coffee shop owner and I need to make a list of my vendors since I recently learned how to use Access.

Company Name
Contact Person
Business Number
email

Company's Product
Brief description of Product


That's all I really need for now.

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...GAH! I HAD A FILE ON MY THUMB DRIVE ABOUT THIS BUT I DELETED IT!

Sorry...i may know how to do it though >_>...

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I know how to do it. I just need for people to give me random names.

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Company: Konamee (Not affiliated with Konami, we swear!)
Contact: Naoki Maeda
Business Number: (555) 573-1337
Email: nmaeda@sexyplanet.com

Product: Very expensive arcade machines (may or may not actually work)


Company: Initech Industries
Contact: Bill Lumbergh
Business Number: (555) 123-4567
Email: bill@tpsreports.com

Product: Staplers (particularly red ones)

Amarillo Area Cheap Ass MEDIA (AACAMEDIA)
Timothy Money
(806) 433-9874
MrTM2@aol.com

DJ Services for the local Amarillo area and the Texas Panhandle.

Would you believe it? I dare you to call that number or look up AACAMEDIA on google.

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Company: Betson and Son Inc.
Contact: Gary Wheeler
Business Number: (555)333-0666
Email:GW@BaS.com
Products: Home cooking products. Products that they sell on TV ads.

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Company: ZKN Technologies
Contact: Howie DeZukin
Business Number: 573-6941
Email: h.dezukin@zkn.com

Product: Edible Underwear.
Description: Self-explanatory. If you can't figure it out, let me know so I can hit you in the head with a tack hammer. If you're female and can't figure it out, let me know so I can personally give you a demonstration.

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Company: Oliver & Co.
Contact: Mrs. Q
Business Number: 867-5309
Email Jenny@blondiegirl.com

Product: Toilet Paper
Description: Something used for bathrooms & cleanups

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Company Name: Insomniacs Anonymous
Contact Person: Alex McAwesome
Business Number: (555) 765-9001
E-mail: youarentsleepingtonight@gmail.co.uk

Company's Product: The Mindscrew
Brief description of Product: A highly powerful energy drink. Warning: combination with coffee can cause dangerous effects. You can still try, though.

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I'm liking these suggestions. Though I don't see my coffee shop as being just a coffee shop anymore.

Fuck you Starbucks! You have competition! :U

Edit: I need a couple more. I want to be an overachiever and use more than 10 "companies"

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Company: Lord Toon Industries
Contact: Lorian Toon
Business Number: (555) 567-8666
E-Mail: Lorian_toon@Mogulmail.com

Product: Largest distributors of real Animated Props and Weaponry.

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Company: Vandelay Industries
Contact: George Costanza
Business Number: (555) 555-5015
Email: killingindependentgeorge@vandelay.com

Product: Latex (in need of latex salesmen)

Managed to come up with one

Company: Tri-Tech
Contact: Vincent Martin
Business Number: (468) 241-8925
E-mail: info@tri-tech.com

Product: Long range cordless telephone
Description: Has the longest range of all cordless telephones. The range is 200 meters away from base without any obstructions

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Company: Dust Money
Contact: Dustia Gonzalez
Business Number: (562) 807-6533
E-mail: digthedust@fossil.com

Product: Fossils
Description: Appraises all manner of dug-up treasures. Can also buy replicas of dinosaurs (not to scale).

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Company: Kesington Industries
Contact: Alfred McMonocle
Business Number: 975-3579
Email: mrfancypants@kesington.com

Product: Explosive tampons.

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I am taking a human sexuality class this semester. Anyone ever take that?

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O.o...never heard of that class, only class that would involve something like that would be Life Management Skills...

...that is if you are talking high school, because if not, then that's a new class I've never heard of .

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Is there practical?

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Bump:

I already have my first presentation for speech class this Thursday. All I have to do is tell a story that's 3-5 minutes long. I already know what to talk about. However, the teacher said that the story doesn't have to be real, so I figured, "why not ask the community for a retarded story for me to tell?"

Here are the rules:

1. Attention getter that's 30-45 seconds long. Teacher said I could use props, act something out, whatever I can do to get the class' short attention span
2. It needs to have a clear plot line.
3. Build to a climax or punchline
4. Make the characters seem real
5. Lesson or moral to end the story.


So let's see what kind of stuff I'm willing to tell the class.

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Dig up one of those "four-word story" threads. Maybe there's some good material in there.

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