Funniest School Moments

This thread is for people who want to share funniest memories from school:

Probably the funniest thing was from English I in my freshman year of high school when we were reading Flowers for Algernon by Daniel Keyes. My teacher was talking about the pregnant woman Charlie met in Central Park, and she was trying to explain to us that Daniel Keyes created her as pregnant for a certain reason, not just at random. So she said "Daniel Keyes made her pregnant--with his pen!" The automatic correction there made the whole class laugh, including her.

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Well in my senior year of high school, my AP English teacher did some really crazy shit. There was this one time where the whole room fell silent when we all noticed a box elder bug flying around the room. It landed at the wall, and he shouted "BOX ELDERRRRRRRRRRRRRR" then he slammed it with his book and faked licking it. We were all laughing hysterically

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That is one of the funniest things I've ever read about something a teacher did.

My friend took a history test, and he asked the teacher as the teacher was passing them back, "Did anyone in the class fail?" and the teacher was like "You mean, did anyone in the class pass?"

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In my history class during my junior year, one kid was being disruptive. The teacher just looked at him and said "When you turn 18, I'm going to find you".

Hilarious!

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I don't know about funny, but this is the the most WTF thing my school ever did.

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same thing happened at my school my freshmen year, and i knew the guy that did it too! He wrote names of people he (somewhat) wanted to kill, they found the note, suspended him, eventually he left our school and nothing happened...

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Thats way too big of a case for the police to handle. Looks more like a job for L.

I wish the kids at my high school were that cool...

Kids had sex in a bathroom.

They were from my graduating class.

My World History teacher was also the disciplinary guy. He was pissed off because he had the guy's parents in his office shouting at him in Chinese (Yes. The guy who had sex was Chinese). The funny thing was, my high school is one of the best public schools in Philadelphia and even Pennsylvania... then again, it's still a public school. There was no real disciplinary action to follow because it had NEVER happened before.

He and the girl ended up getting suspended for a bit.

Then they had sex in a stairwell a few months later. Expelled? Yes.

My graduating class was remembered for a lot of things. This was one of them.

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In our Further Maths class, there are only 5 people. Which (as we found out after about two months) is the perfect number of people for an 80s acapella tribute band. Well, randomly bursting out with the bassline from Take On Me brightens up many a difficult integration problem.

Also, we played a rather funny prank on our tutor during study period, by all 25 people in the study group fitting inside a tiny stock cupboard whilst she was out photocopying something. Bizarrely, she found it rather funny, too.

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My glasses were knocked off during a game of bang, leading me to shout 'OW' loudly. I sat out for my safety.

8 years ago, I spit my lunch in someones face and fought him and got myself arrested for 5 years for KOing him. Is there any principals on ZIV?

...and how is that funny?

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Because he had a bananna on top of his head and he looked like and I called him a dick head. God knows how do I remember that.?

Got arrested for five years?

Yep. I tried to escape but the cops caught me and knocked the blood off me. I think the boy I bullied thought it was funny. I'm starting to cry if I say anymore.

...?

What?

maybe he is talking about his GTA experiences

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A student in my school got a hold of the intercom and said SUCK, MY, DICK.

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One of my very good friends had a ring tone of her saying "I like turtles". And it went off during home room when it was dead silent.