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Post #1 · Posted at 2024-04-01 08:59:53pm 3.8 months ago

Offline G4m3pr0
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In case anyone hasn't found out yet, today, RemyWiki announced that the BEMANI Sound Team has been laid off, and has also announced a number of fictitious BEMANI games.

Post #2 · Posted at 2024-04-01 09:57:31pm 3.8 months ago

Offline Quickman
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"five minute white boy challenge"

Last updated: 2024-04-01 10:03pm
some good shit:

"After each credit, a message displays telling players to find a partner and have children to solve the Japanese birth rate crisis."

"All suggestive character design jackets depicting minors have been removed and replaced with AI-generated images with text, just like how recent DanceDanceRevolution jackets have been made. Lazy fucks."

"The card generator is also able to produce business cards for former BEMANI Sound Team artists, since they're out of a job now."

"Potential sex offenders are prevented from playing the game. Whether or not a player is a potential sex offender is determined solely by the most played songs on SOUND VOLTEX in their e-amusement account."

"Total songs: a LOT"

"Final BEMANI console game, and the game made prior to laying off their entire staff."

"NFT's curated by Konami Amusement or Konami Digital Entertainment can be exchanged for PASELI based on their current market value (which is 0)."

"Accessing e-amusement servers through VPN networks not approved by Konami will crash the game and corrupt hard drive data. Furthermore, all devices connected to the network will be infected by a WannaCry worm forked by Konami Amusement. Ransom payments to decrypt compromised data must be paid with PASELI."

"The maximum amount of Stars (★) a player can hold has been raised from 200 to 65535."

"BEMANI Sound Team'nt"
Quote: Quick Man
Approximately nobody asked for this song to be included. Least popular decision by the Japanese since Nintendo released the Wii U.

Post #3 · Posted at 2024-04-01 10:22:55pm 3.8 months ago

Offline salt814
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For all the silly stuff on the DDR F page, I wouldn't mind Chuuden being added and/or the classic DDR songs supposedly being added back in

Must've been a real pain in the neck to throw together either way

Post #4 · Posted at 2024-04-01 11:41:33pm 3.8 months ago

Offline Burtzman
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Characters’ dance choreographies are now AI-generated and have collision detection.

If a character falls off the stage, they will not return until the next credit.

This killed me.

Post #5 · Posted at 2024-04-02 12:25:33am 3.8 months ago

Offline RGTM
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Nintendo Network ID: xRGTMxNintendo Switch Friend Code: SW-6034-2315-7724Game Center Nickname: xRGTMx
"BBCode Not Allowed"
My personal favorite:

"The speaker pop bug found in DanceDanceRevolution A has been brought back."
ZIv Mod Squad: "shark jumpscare"

Post #6 · Posted at 2024-04-02 01:54:25am 3.7 months ago

Offline AustinMan24
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I liked the addition of hard charts to DANCERUSH STARDOM. Those should seriously be in the actual game.

Speaking of which, it seriously would have been cool to have BMS songs in DDR, as well as another color-themed event. Plus, many of the difficulty changes there were also well needed.

Post #7 · Posted at 2024-04-02 02:10:58am 3.7 months ago

Online Silver Spirit
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Nintendo Switch Friend Code: SW-2249-7707-55923DS Friend Code: 2578-3309-2697
"i was born at a very young age"
My favorite RoughSketch song, ඞ

Post #8 · Posted at 2024-04-02 03:10:19am 3.7 months ago

Post #9 · Posted at 2024-04-02 12:48:48pm 3.7 months ago

Offline AxelWasHere
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Touchscreen support added. However, touchscreens for DanceDanceRevolution cabinets are not in development.

BeatStream and ノスタルジア cabinets can be converted to DanceDanceRevolution F. However, hardware support for dance pads is unavailable.

This one KILLED me.
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