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Post #1 · Posted at 2020-02-08 11:37:34pm 3.7 months ago

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It's everybody's second favourite segment of Dave favourite Mock the Week! It's ITItAWItQ! Here's how this works:

- I will post the answer to a question that isn't asked.
- Three people get to respond with what they think the question is. Attempt to be funny.
- The person who gave the answer will choose which of the three questions is the funniest, and whoever came up with the funniest will be the next to give an answer. Three people will then respond with a question!
- Rinse and repeat. Answerers cannot play their own questions, and questiongivers can only play one question per answer. Yes, this is fairly similar to Cards Against Humanity. Shut up.


So, is everybody ready? Let's do this!

If the answer is "Tokyo", what is the question?
Quote: Two Best Friends Play Yakuza 4
Katsuragi: I don't care if you're the Lifeline of Kamurocho or the Mayor of my ass.
Matt: MAN, PEOPLE ALWAYS THINK THEY KNOW MY ASS LIKE I KNOW MY ASS!
Pat: This guy's great because he called our fat friend 'Super Chunk'.

Post #2 · Posted at 2020-02-09 03:29:33am 3.7 months ago

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didn't you criticize people on discord about low effort forum games? for shame

Post #3 · Posted at 2020-02-09 03:57:27am 3.7 months ago

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shut up sig
anyways "what is probably smile.dk's most favorite place in the world to culturally appropriate from in their music to where they probably wish they were born there?"

Post #4 · Posted at 2020-02-09 01:15:38pm 3.7 months ago

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didn't you criticize people on discord about low effort forum games? for shame
It's from UK TV, therefore it's great. I don't make the rules.

Anyway: "which city leads the world in confused white people unable to order from the Starbucks menu?"
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Post #5 · Posted at 2020-02-09 01:54:44pm 3.7 months ago

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didn't you criticize people on discord about low effort forum games? for shame

i don't think this is QUITE on the zero-fucks level of "the alphabet game" or "change a word"
Quote: Two Best Friends Play Yakuza 4
Katsuragi: I don't care if you're the Lifeline of Kamurocho or the Mayor of my ass.
Matt: MAN, PEOPLE ALWAYS THINK THEY KNOW MY ASS LIKE I KNOW MY ASS!
Pat: This guy's great because he called our fat friend 'Super Chunk'.

Post #6 · Posted at 2020-02-09 08:08:10pm 3.7 months ago

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Post #7 · Posted at 2020-02-10 05:11:03am 3.6 months ago

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Hphm... Where there is more manga?
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10 years OMG. 10 years in this forum. I can't believe this!!!

Post #8 · Posted at 2020-02-10 02:11:53pm 3.6 months ago

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I'm gonna go with Addict on this one. While Oni's question is pretty funny, I actually learned something interesting today thanks to Addict's. Well done. He's up.
Quote: Two Best Friends Play Yakuza 4
Katsuragi: I don't care if you're the Lifeline of Kamurocho or the Mayor of my ass.
Matt: MAN, PEOPLE ALWAYS THINK THEY KNOW MY ASS LIKE I KNOW MY ASS!
Pat: This guy's great because he called our fat friend 'Super Chunk'.

Post #9 · Posted at 2020-02-10 02:14:42pm 3.6 months ago

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OK, the answer I'm going with is

"Super Smash Bros."

Post #10 · Posted at 2020-02-10 02:17:26pm 3.6 months ago

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What phrase am I using to bypass the gay porn filter at work?
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Post #11 · Posted at 2020-02-10 02:21:16pm 3.6 months ago

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What is Nintendo's arguably most popular party game as of late? :shepface:

Post #12 · Posted at 2020-02-10 02:21:58pm 3.6 months ago

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What is the name of the Incredible Hulk's gay orgy event?
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Post #13 · Posted at 2020-02-10 02:22:32pm 3.6 months ago

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What, in the 22nd century when we are all living in a post-apocolyptic hellsite, will predicting the DLC characters for be the last globally-surviving combat sport?
Quote: Two Best Friends Play Yakuza 4
Katsuragi: I don't care if you're the Lifeline of Kamurocho or the Mayor of my ass.
Matt: MAN, PEOPLE ALWAYS THINK THEY KNOW MY ASS LIKE I KNOW MY ASS!
Pat: This guy's great because he called our fat friend 'Super Chunk'.

Post #14 · Posted at 2020-02-10 02:29:36pm 3.6 months ago

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I think I'll hand it to xRGTMx, suitably ridiculous.

Post #15 · Posted at 2020-02-10 02:34:12pm 3.6 months ago

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So, the following is the answer:

"5 Seconds"

What's the question?
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Post #16 · Posted at 2020-02-10 02:36:49pm 3.6 months ago

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Is it "What would be the 100 metre dash world record by now if all those suits weren't anti-drug buzzkills?"
Quote: Two Best Friends Play Yakuza 4
Katsuragi: I don't care if you're the Lifeline of Kamurocho or the Mayor of my ass.
Matt: MAN, PEOPLE ALWAYS THINK THEY KNOW MY ASS LIKE I KNOW MY ASS!
Pat: This guy's great because he called our fat friend 'Super Chunk'.

Post #17 · Posted at 2020-02-10 02:39:48pm 3.6 months ago

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Post #18 · Posted at 2020-02-10 02:41:36pm 3.6 months ago

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How many seconds after playing a song by Lil Dicky do I make a bee-line to the kitchen and start cheesegrating my ears to a fine paste?
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Post #19 · Posted at 2020-02-10 02:50:45pm 3.6 months ago

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Okay, I gotta give it to Alex for that one. CHRIST.
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Today's subject is "Only once. Just the once."
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