RACE TO A BILLION - REBIRTH - ROUND 28 [SIGNUPS WELCOME]

I'll reserve number 2.

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Probably to death.

23

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#23...


In another round this would be a good square, but it makes your bombs hurt that little more...

And Quickman reserved 2...


Aww, look how shiny it is.

Cuzco, we are REALLY running low now. Just eight left.

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a bit off-topic but I think you forgot to open #11

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Fix'd.

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Oh Jesus Christ.



So basically I need to not hit the two wrongs out of seven at this point.

I'll choose 6 and hope it's not fatal.

And now for six...


Oh damn. The bad news is you're out of the round. The good news is you might get one hell of a parting gift. Five random gold squares:

Ooh! With 2 great choices there, we get a total of $26,000,000! Your total is now $98,175,300! Hot damn.

NXC, that made your task much more difficult. That Split & Share sounds nasty if you don't make it out the round.

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Fuck.

Ah well. I'm still pretty happy with what I got.

I'm pretty sure I actually DID make over $100,000,000 considering I started with -$275,000. Which is very awesome.

uhHHHHHHHHHHHHHH let's go with......... 24

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In 24...are we gonna have two out?


Two people with multiple minigames on the line? You better believe it.

Well...Cowtao, we're in the difficult part. Two cash, three bombs, and one square that you REALLY don't want to see. Good luck.

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I’m just gonna baller out.

15

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In 15...are you safe?


Oh no. Oh no, no, no, you are not. Instead of your standard bomb penalty of $250,000, the penalty is 15% of your bank! And if you bomb out, the other players claim an equal stake of it! Fortunately, the 15% is not affected by boosts, but you still have nearly a million on the chopping block.

Right, Quickman. Two safe squares, three bombs, and you know one of them. So, it's a 50/50 gamble. Feeling lucky?

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Let's go number 5.

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We're going to five, out of the centre pattern. Have you finally won a round?


NO! The maiden win is still unclaimed!

So then, there were two. Two bombs left. Now it's NXC's turn to take on the 50:50 gamble. Does he know where one of the bombs is?

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I'm taking #12

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So, is the round over? Has Cowtao avoided the Split & Share? Let's look behind twelve...


OH MY GOD!

So, Cowtao, three left. Two are bombs. If you've been lucky, this is a 50:50 gamble. If not, well...good luck...take a swig of whatever you have that's got a percentage, cross your fingers, and take a shot.

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I AM THE GREATEST

FUCK THIS GAME

Wait I gotta guess god dammit.

EDIT: Sorry to double post I forgot you can’t delete posts on this website.

I’m gonna hate myself. 18 final answer.

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The good news is that I can't math for shit and so the bomb penalty is a lot lower than I thought it was. The bad news...

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whoooooooaaaaaaaaaaa what a close call right there

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I hate this game.

Why did this come back 3 years later. See you guys in a month when it’s my turn again.

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