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Post #1 · Posted at 2019-02-04 04:34:35pm 1.6 years ago

Offline RevAddict5
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As the title says. Here's the twist though: You have to leave a subject for the next person to make a dad joke out of.

Ex: User A gives "shoes" as User B's dad joke subject. User B's joke has to be related to shoes somehow.

There's nobody above me, so I don't have to make a dad joke, but I had a good one a few days ago:

I don't trust strawberries. They're seedy.

The next dad joke has to be about cats.

Post #2 · Posted at 2019-02-05 05:35:39am 1.6 years ago

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"Maybe I'm a mess."
My cat was having trouble watching a movie. Turns out she had it stuck on paws.

Dad joke subject: edamame
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Post #3 · Posted at 2019-02-05 01:11:52pm 1.6 years ago

Offline _|/-\43D
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Edamame jokes are very peas-y to tell.

Next subject: genetics
deez nuts

Post #4 · Posted at 2019-02-05 03:04:28pm 1.6 years ago

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My child, you are not having the right genes because it does not fit with you.

Next subject: dogs.

Post #5 · Posted at 2019-02-05 03:06:42pm 1.6 years ago

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*sniped*

Lassie is having quite the "ruff" time with the other dogs.

Next Topic: Nuts
*insert crap bemani joke here*

Post #6 · Posted at 2019-02-05 04:37:10pm 1.6 years ago

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Where do squirrels store their nuts during their hibernation period?

A nutcase.

Next subject: Ed Sheeran
deez nuts

Post #7 · Posted at 2019-02-05 06:49:59pm 1.6 years ago

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I told her Ed was coming along. So Sheeran away.

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Post #8 · Posted at 2019-02-05 11:42:12pm 1.6 years ago

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I asked where my friend Hana had run off to. I was told "Hana ran, man"

(it's still flower related fight me)

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Post #9 · Posted at 2019-02-06 01:34:31am 1.6 years ago

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My dad made an advert for chips. It went like this:


Next joke (hopefully one way better than mine) is about snow.

Post #10 · Posted at 2019-02-07 08:24:03pm 1.6 years ago

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"Crybabies unite~ ♡"
What made snow white? Her parents.

Next topic: Rain
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Post #11 · Posted at 2019-02-07 09:53:08pm 1.6 years ago

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This one might be a stretch, but...

Why are there no vampires in Africa? Because they bless the rains down in Africa.

Next topic: river otters
deez nuts

Post #12 · Posted at 2019-02-07 10:06:48pm 1.6 years ago

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(response to NewbStepper, not _|/-\43D)

Next topic: Worms

Post #13 · Posted at 2019-03-29 09:39:52am 1.4 years ago

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oh worm??
Anyways:

How do you make a glow worm happy? Cut off its tail, it’ll be de-lighted!

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Post #14 · Posted at 2019-03-29 09:50:46am 1.4 years ago

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What's the Venezuelan national dish?

Empty.

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Post #15 · Posted at 2019-03-29 12:05:37pm 1.4 years ago

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What'd the hunter's friend say to the hunter with severe brain trauma after being kicked by the game he was after?

Oh deer.

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Post #16 · Posted at 2019-03-29 12:38:40pm 1.4 years ago

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I have a feeling that the Eagles' 1976 smash hit, "Hotel California," is about North Korea. "You can check out any time you'd like, but you can never leave."

Next topic: river otters, since no one responded to my previous request for this.
deez nuts

Post #17 · Posted at 2019-03-29 02:28:26pm 1.4 years ago

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"Crybabies unite~ ♡"
Where do river otters who do not ask for forgiveness live, according to Christians? In eternal dam nation.

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Post #18 · Posted at 2019-03-29 09:05:01pm 1.4 years ago

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What did the scientist say when he lost his gold?
Au, snap!

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Post #19 · Posted at 2019-03-29 09:45:12pm 1.4 years ago

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Post #20 · Posted at 2019-03-29 09:49:22pm 1.4 years ago

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