Let It Out

They are.

So are these.

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Well, I know what i'm buying for Christmas now

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No small size? fuck that.

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Just sent an e-mail to Apple with the following message included, the actual letter was a bit longer, so this is shortened for quicker reading:

Subject: Greetings

"Dear Apple, Fuck You. That has nothing to do with this letter, but I felt like starting off on a high note.

Now that you have pointlessly patented a rectangular design, can you please patent the partially bitten apple look? I think everytime someone bites a goddamn apple, you should get paid since their apple now resembles your company logo.
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You may be asking yourselves, 'Why should we do that? That makes no sense.' Well considering you just patented a fucking geometric shape, anything makes sense at this point. While you're at it, go patent oxygen so you can charge everyone to breathe.

I have more suggestions, but feel free to review this letter before requesting any other genius ideas that will make it easier to piss people off. Hope to hear back soon "

And now we wait.

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I think you should've left out the profanity. That would make it more sensible to respond to. Adding it steers away.

I changed it around before sending it, so there was no profanity in the final version. No worries :D

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A response of any kind from Apple, save a cease and desist order, is a lot harder now that Jobs is gone.

If you sent a much, much shorter email (Like, as short as the first line minus the profanity), and sent it directly to Tim Cook, you MIGHT get a response on the off chance he's feeling talkative. Otherwise, don't hold your breath.

When I got out of the shower this morning, I tucked my wet hair behind my ears for about half an hour before combing it straight down, because I was feeling lazy and felt like putting off getting ready for work. Apparently, this resulted in the hair on the sides curling forward like Go Nagai-style sideburns.

I spent the rest of the day feeling approximately twelve times more badass than I normally do.

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I clocked in at work today and this started playing on the PA



My day was made.

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ffwd to :25

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Got to play Black Ops 2 before it came out tonight.... It's COD.... there's really not else to talk about.

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Seen the livestream from Machinima Live last night. Well, at least it's not as broken as the last games and you don't have to worry about the Ghost Pro/Second Chance bullshit anymore. Plus Ghost only works against UAVs if you're moving around.

EDIT: An odd fail for the PC version - http://www.pcgamer.com/2012/11/13/some-copies-of-call-of-duty-black-ops-2-have-mass-effect-2-on-the-second-disc/

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I just flagged PSMO with x1.8 rate on the keyboard.
I have never been so sad and angry at the same time before.

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Well my computer just got an ass load of viruses...

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http://download.cnet.com/Malwarebytes-Anti-Malware/3000-8022_4-10804572.html

I have that program but it was out of date. Updated it and I think I got it now. Thank you.

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Oh look, free shipping.

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http://stevejobswouldnever.com/

"Steve Jobs should never have left Apple."

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I have to watch that multiple times, every time I see it.