Post #18461 · Posted at 2012-10-20 06:13:32am 12.8 years ago
 iNEXSERTiON | |
|---|---|
 |
Member+ |
| 2,070 Posts | |
 | |
| Reg. 2010-07-14 | |
That was pretty amazing.
Post #18462 · Posted at 2012-10-20 08:20:09am 12.8 years ago
| KNS-17 | |
|---|---|
 |
Member |
| 903 Posts | |
| | |
| Reg. 2011-02-20 | |
 | |
| "Blessings of the Northern Sea" | |
Quote: Max
[everything he said]
Can we justify this as the best thing ever?
Post #18463 · Posted at 2012-10-20 08:21:25am 12.8 years ago
| Freezepond | |
|---|---|
 |
Member |
| 438 Posts | |
| | |
| Reg. 2012-07-10 | |
| "hey knucklehead" | |
Max... you sir... are the best creepy-pasta writer in the history of the WORLD!! I love how you added the "Noise sounded slightly lower" to it! And the suicide of the guy working, with the "Flashing Messages", and all that, it sure beats my attempted "Max Faliure - James Reiner" story...
I am not sleeping tonight... and never playing Tsugaru again.
I am not sleeping tonight... and never playing Tsugaru again.
Post #18464 · Posted at 2012-10-20 10:22:40am 12.8 years ago
| Zukin-Man | |
|---|---|
 |
Member+ |
| 4,681 Posts | |
| | |
| Reg. 2008-05-12 | |
 | |
| "Nature: Naughty" | |
:|
So am I the only one not pissing themself over Max's story?
So am I the only one not pissing themself over Max's story?
Post #18465 · Posted at 2012-10-20 10:24:27am 12.8 years ago
| KNS-17 | |
|---|---|
|
Member |
| 903 Posts | |
| | |
| Reg. 2011-02-20 | |
| |
| "Blessings of the Northern Sea" | |
Quote: Zukin-Man
So am I the only one not pissing themself over Max's story?
Welcome to the club.
THE PISSING CLUB!
Post #18466 · Posted at 2012-10-20 11:04:25am 12.8 years ago
| Aegis | |
|---|---|
 |
Member |
| 9,369 Posts | |
| | |
| Reg. 2009-04-16 | |
| "." | |
It was like Osmosis Jones (movie), you know, how it just carried on and you were bored out of your mind and you wake up when the credits roll.
Sorry Max, didn't feel it.
Post #18467 · Posted at 2012-10-20 11:48:20pm 12.8 years ago
| PaperSak | |
|---|---|
 |
Member |
| 1,248 Posts | |
| | |
| Reg. 2010-09-16 | |
| |
| "Take your hater shades off." | |
Because there are better DDR creepypastas or something.
... are there? I've never looked, but that was rather entertaining. : D
... are there? I've never looked, but that was rather entertaining. : D
Post #18468 · Posted at 2012-10-21 12:03:49am 12.8 years ago
| chewi | |
|---|---|
 |
Member+ |
| 8,660 Posts | |
| | |
| Reg. 2008-02-24 | |
 | |
| "♪ A Never-Ending Midnight Sun ♪" | |
Quote: Zukin-Man
So am I the only one not pissing themself over Max's story?
Post #18469 · Posted at 2012-10-21 12:11:59am 12.8 years ago
| Arrows&Beats | |
|---|---|
 |
Banned |
| 2,594 Posts | |
| | |
| Reg. 2011-08-13 | |
 | |
| "Witch hunt victim." | |
Quote: Chewi☆
Quote: Zukin-Man
So am I the only one not pissing themself over Max's story?
2deep4u
Post #18470 · Posted at 2012-10-21 12:16:02am 12.8 years ago
| Silverhawke | |
|---|---|
 |
Member+ |
| 4,606 Posts | |
 | |
| Reg. 2009-01-27 | |
| |
| "highwind fluffdragon" | |
Quote: Chewi☆
Quote: Zukin-Man
So am I the only one not pissing themself over Max's story?
duh only 13 year old piss themselves reading creepypastas (or should I say crappypastas) #snap
also lol committing suicide because of being a step artist is a huge workload hurr hurr
Post #18471 · Posted at 2012-10-21 12:32:49am 12.8 years ago
| forcednature | |
|---|---|
 |
Member |
| 1,032 Posts | |
 | |
| Reg. 2012-06-12 | |
| ""Captain uwu"" | |
Quote: Chewi☆
Quote: Zukin-Man
So am I the only one not pissing themself over Max's story?
Post #18472 · Posted at 2012-10-21 01:11:44am 12.8 years ago
| Oni-91 | |
|---|---|
 |
Moderator+ |
| 13,519 Posts | |
 | |
| Reg. 2006-10-20 | |
| |
| "Popular bisexual disaster" | |
To be honest, if you begin your post with
...instantly the shock value's gone, and it's not gonna come back. Also Wall Of Text.
Quote: Max
I was going to post a story behind it but now I have to resort to posting it here for your enjoyment)
...instantly the shock value's gone, and it's not gonna come back. Also Wall Of Text.
Post #18473 · Posted at 2012-10-21 01:16:10am 12.8 years ago
| Silverhawke | |
|---|---|
|
Member+ |
| 4,606 Posts | |
| | |
| Reg. 2009-01-27 | |
| |
| "highwind fluffdragon" | |
Footsteps aren’t an uncommon thing to hear when you’re sitting in a basement, so I think nothing of it when I hear quiet thuds coming from my upstairs hallway. I just assume it’s my brother, and continue doing whatever pointless little thing I was doing at the time. They go on for another couple minutes, and I’m starting to get pissed off. They keep getting louder and louder and I sigh, wondering what the hell my brother’s doing this late at night. I sit there, because it’s impossible to focus with the racket. I mean, it sounds like someone’s power walking all over my main floor.
I sit there and listen as the thumps get faster and wilder. They just keep moving, almost starting to form a rhythm. They move even faster and get even wilder and they’re thumping all over my main floor. I realize that whatever this is, it can’t be human. No human can move like that.
“What the fuck?!” I finally yell. After that, all the noises stop. Everything is quiet for a moment, and then I hear calm, slow footsteps moving to my basement door. The door is pushed open, and the footsteps stop again. I listen to my breathing for the next three minutes, then sigh, thinking it’s over. Turns out something else was listening, too. Suddenly I hear it thudding down the stairs, and I knock my chair over in my haste to stand up. I start to run towards the nearest closet, just in time to see a grotesque, hairless, four-legged creature, dancing towards me, tapping it’s swollen feet in an intoxicating rhythm. I dive into the closet and slam the door shut. There’s a half-second pause and then I hear that same rhythm on the door.
It just keeps going and going with no pause, no rests, no relief. He’s been at it for hours now, and I find myself tapping my fingers along with his song. But then, just as suddenly as it began, it ends. I wait for a few moments, then look out. He’s gone. I flip on a light and fall into a chair. It’s safe. I relax and think for a few moments. But then I notice my foot tapping. Maybe this song isn’t so bad, I almost like it enough to dance to it. So I drop down on my hands and feet, and I start.
cute
I sit there and listen as the thumps get faster and wilder. They just keep moving, almost starting to form a rhythm. They move even faster and get even wilder and they’re thumping all over my main floor. I realize that whatever this is, it can’t be human. No human can move like that.
“What the fuck?!” I finally yell. After that, all the noises stop. Everything is quiet for a moment, and then I hear calm, slow footsteps moving to my basement door. The door is pushed open, and the footsteps stop again. I listen to my breathing for the next three minutes, then sigh, thinking it’s over. Turns out something else was listening, too. Suddenly I hear it thudding down the stairs, and I knock my chair over in my haste to stand up. I start to run towards the nearest closet, just in time to see a grotesque, hairless, four-legged creature, dancing towards me, tapping it’s swollen feet in an intoxicating rhythm. I dive into the closet and slam the door shut. There’s a half-second pause and then I hear that same rhythm on the door.
It just keeps going and going with no pause, no rests, no relief. He’s been at it for hours now, and I find myself tapping my fingers along with his song. But then, just as suddenly as it began, it ends. I wait for a few moments, then look out. He’s gone. I flip on a light and fall into a chair. It’s safe. I relax and think for a few moments. But then I notice my foot tapping. Maybe this song isn’t so bad, I almost like it enough to dance to it. So I drop down on my hands and feet, and I start.
cute
Post #18474 · Posted at 2012-10-21 06:44:40am 12.8 years ago
| silenttype01 | |
|---|---|
 |
Member+ |
| 8,022 Posts | |
| | |
| Reg. 2007-01-19 | |
| "DINGDONG♥HEARTS" | |
haahahaha wat
Post #18475 · Posted at 2012-10-22 06:53:23am 12.8 years ago
Quote: Aegis
It was like Osmosis Jones (movie), you know, how it just carried on and you were bored out of your mind and you wake up when the credits roll.
butbutbutbutbutbut I like Osmosis Jones. :C
APPEND: My boss thinks I called him an asshole.
So how has you guys' day been?
Post #18476 · Posted at 2012-10-22 08:20:17am 12.8 years ago
| Max | |
|---|---|
 |
Member+ |
| 8,061 Posts | |
| | |
| Reg. 2008-02-05 | |
| |
| "Charlie isn't real" | |
Why? Please, someone explain to me why?
Post #18477 · Posted at 2012-10-22 11:52:17am 12.8 years ago
| silverdragon754 | |
|---|---|
 |
Member+ |
| 1,497 Posts | |
| | |
| Reg. 2006-09-26 | |
| |
| "Gods Must Be Strong" | |
Some mockups I did for some shirts I was thinking of making.
[Click for full size]
[Click for full size]
Post #18478 · Posted at 2012-10-22 08:56:10pm 12.8 years ago
Quote: Max
Why? Please, someone explain to me why?
Because
That's why.
APPEND: Reminds me I need to hurry up and get a new laptop so I can swipe those before he deletes them.
Post #18479 · Posted at 2012-10-22 11:18:20pm 12.8 years ago
Quote
If I may.
If you're reading this JD (I'm sure you are), it would be a vast improvement if you sang in a more subdued way, matched the tempo of the song, and in a key that matched the instrumentals. You're singing way too fast and fluctuating your pitch too much.
Post #18480 · Posted at 2012-10-23 12:17:03am 12.8 years ago
Okay, so I got a PM on my YouTube channel from a bot user named motabeqare, and here's what it reads:
Welp, no alcohol for me. loljk
Quote: Subject: peace be on you xRGTMxProductions
May be peace with you
I would like to share some very important information with you. If you were to believe in it and accept it, it would make your life better, it would make you happy & it would benefit you.
Information that if you were to believe in it and accept it, it would make the life of people around you better, it would make them happy and would bring benefit to them & this will have a ripple effect on the society around you and them hence, making it better for everyone to live and enjoy their life.
I would like to speak with you about the 'Purpose of this life'.
Look around yourself. Look at the pen, at the paper, at the chair, at the table, at the bed and everything else around it. Look at everything and think about them. You will find each & everything has a purpose. The pen is there to write, the paper is there to be written upon, the chair is there to sit upon and the table is there to eat upon, the bed is there to sleep upon & everything else has a purpose. I guarantee you that we will not find anything that does not have a purpose & these are the items that we as human beings have produced & developed because we need them and would like them to serve a purpose to make our life easy & better.
Now let us look at ourselves. Look at our eyes, ears, hands, feet, tongue, nose and everything else in the body. The eyes are there to see, ears are there to hear, hands are there to pick & hold items, feet are there for us to walk & the nose is there to smell. Look & think about each & everything in the body and we will see its purpose. Let us look at the perfect body and think about it.
Like we created & produced items for a purpose, our body, our presence in this world has a purpose and there is a Creator who has created us for a reason & the purpose of our life is to use our body to worship the Creator.
Creator of the heavens & earth, Master & Sustainer of everyone
Say: He is Allah, the One
Allah is the Self-Sufficient Master
He begets not nor was He begotten
And there is none comparable unto Him
The Creator sees everything, hears everything & knows everything. He wants us to live our life in this world in the best possible way to benefit ourselves, people around us & the whole community.
I invite you to accept in the Creator -- Allah (GOD) as your lord and worship him. Accept & worship the Lord of Adam, Noah, Abraham, Moses, Jesus & Muhammad (may peace be upon them). Turn to Allah (God) alone in your prayers & supplication & ask him for everything you need. Let us submit to the Creator.
Amazingly enough, all of us are already in a state of submission. Look at the new born baby. The baby comes out of the mother's womb without its consent. Who gave this baby its basic humanly instincts? The baby breathes not that it chooses to but it must breathe in order to live. No one forces the baby to breath. The baby submits itself to the air. We drink water as it is a need of the body and we need it to live. No one forces us to drink water. We eat to live as the body needs it. No one forces us to eat.
We submit ourselves to the needs. Now let us change the word 'NEED' to 'ISLAM'.
If we were to believe in the Creator as he wants us to believe, it will mean that ;
We submit ourselves to the Creator & belive in Islam. The word Islam comes from the word S-A-L-A-M-A, which means peace. We submit ourselves to the will of the Creator to bring about peace in this world & once we die we will have happy after life.
I invite you to accept in the Creator -- Allah (GOD) as your lord and worship him. Accept & worship the Lord of Adam, Noah, Abraham, Moses, Jesus & Muhammad (may peace be upon them). Turn to Allah (God) alone in your prayers & supplication & ask him for everything you need. Let us submit to the Creator.
I am humbly calling you to shift yourself from the dreadful consequences of polytheism to the beauty of monotheism. Enter Paradise after this life and save yourself from the hellfire by worshipping God alone & believing in the final messenger of Allah.
If you believe in the Creator of the heavens & the earth, that He is the Master & the Sustainer, that He is the only one worthy of worship & not any of His Creation, including any of the prophets, from Adam to Moses to Jesus to Muhammad. If you believe, then say it now with your tongue.
'I bear witness that there is no one worthy of worship except Allah and i bear witness that Prophet Muhammad is the final messenger of Allah'
Then say the translation in Arabic ' Ash hadu Alla Illaha Illa Allah wa Ash Hadu Anna Muhammadan Rasool ul Allah.
This is the testimony that enters a person into the fold of Islam. You will immediately feel relief. After that, take your time to slowly learn the beauty of this religion.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dwd_df9NcIQ&feature=mfu_in_order&list=UL
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=841R8wCBo7c&feature=mfu_in_order&list=UL
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-rzgNuny8yg&feature=mfu_in_order&list=UL
You are welcome to visit our friendly sites where you can
*Read more about Islam*
http://www.islamic-invitation.com
*Chat free 1/1 with knowledgeable Muslims*
http://www.chatislamonline.org OR http://www.edialogue.org
*Ask questions about Islam http://www.islamreligion.com
*Women in Islam Website - http://www.womeninislam.ws
*This is the right time to know about Muhammed (PBUH) - http://www.rasoulallah.net/
Finally
Why not give yourself a chance and read the Quran
Online http://www.qurancomplex.org/Quran/Targama/Targama.asp?TabID=4&SubItemID=1&l=eng&t=eng&SecOrder=4&SubSecOrder=1
OR Download
http://ar.islamway.net/SF/quran/
OR Listen
http://www.tvquran.com/en/
I would like to share some very important information with you. If you were to believe in it and accept it, it would make your life better, it would make you happy & it would benefit you.
Information that if you were to believe in it and accept it, it would make the life of people around you better, it would make them happy and would bring benefit to them & this will have a ripple effect on the society around you and them hence, making it better for everyone to live and enjoy their life.
I would like to speak with you about the 'Purpose of this life'.
Look around yourself. Look at the pen, at the paper, at the chair, at the table, at the bed and everything else around it. Look at everything and think about them. You will find each & everything has a purpose. The pen is there to write, the paper is there to be written upon, the chair is there to sit upon and the table is there to eat upon, the bed is there to sleep upon & everything else has a purpose. I guarantee you that we will not find anything that does not have a purpose & these are the items that we as human beings have produced & developed because we need them and would like them to serve a purpose to make our life easy & better.
Now let us look at ourselves. Look at our eyes, ears, hands, feet, tongue, nose and everything else in the body. The eyes are there to see, ears are there to hear, hands are there to pick & hold items, feet are there for us to walk & the nose is there to smell. Look & think about each & everything in the body and we will see its purpose. Let us look at the perfect body and think about it.
Like we created & produced items for a purpose, our body, our presence in this world has a purpose and there is a Creator who has created us for a reason & the purpose of our life is to use our body to worship the Creator.
Creator of the heavens & earth, Master & Sustainer of everyone
Say: He is Allah, the One
Allah is the Self-Sufficient Master
He begets not nor was He begotten
And there is none comparable unto Him
The Creator sees everything, hears everything & knows everything. He wants us to live our life in this world in the best possible way to benefit ourselves, people around us & the whole community.
I invite you to accept in the Creator -- Allah (GOD) as your lord and worship him. Accept & worship the Lord of Adam, Noah, Abraham, Moses, Jesus & Muhammad (may peace be upon them). Turn to Allah (God) alone in your prayers & supplication & ask him for everything you need. Let us submit to the Creator.
Amazingly enough, all of us are already in a state of submission. Look at the new born baby. The baby comes out of the mother's womb without its consent. Who gave this baby its basic humanly instincts? The baby breathes not that it chooses to but it must breathe in order to live. No one forces the baby to breath. The baby submits itself to the air. We drink water as it is a need of the body and we need it to live. No one forces us to drink water. We eat to live as the body needs it. No one forces us to eat.
We submit ourselves to the needs. Now let us change the word 'NEED' to 'ISLAM'.
If we were to believe in the Creator as he wants us to believe, it will mean that ;
We submit ourselves to the Creator & belive in Islam. The word Islam comes from the word S-A-L-A-M-A, which means peace. We submit ourselves to the will of the Creator to bring about peace in this world & once we die we will have happy after life.
I invite you to accept in the Creator -- Allah (GOD) as your lord and worship him. Accept & worship the Lord of Adam, Noah, Abraham, Moses, Jesus & Muhammad (may peace be upon them). Turn to Allah (God) alone in your prayers & supplication & ask him for everything you need. Let us submit to the Creator.
I am humbly calling you to shift yourself from the dreadful consequences of polytheism to the beauty of monotheism. Enter Paradise after this life and save yourself from the hellfire by worshipping God alone & believing in the final messenger of Allah.
If you believe in the Creator of the heavens & the earth, that He is the Master & the Sustainer, that He is the only one worthy of worship & not any of His Creation, including any of the prophets, from Adam to Moses to Jesus to Muhammad. If you believe, then say it now with your tongue.
'I bear witness that there is no one worthy of worship except Allah and i bear witness that Prophet Muhammad is the final messenger of Allah'
Then say the translation in Arabic ' Ash hadu Alla Illaha Illa Allah wa Ash Hadu Anna Muhammadan Rasool ul Allah.
This is the testimony that enters a person into the fold of Islam. You will immediately feel relief. After that, take your time to slowly learn the beauty of this religion.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dwd_df9NcIQ&feature=mfu_in_order&list=UL
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=841R8wCBo7c&feature=mfu_in_order&list=UL
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-rzgNuny8yg&feature=mfu_in_order&list=UL
You are welcome to visit our friendly sites where you can
*Read more about Islam*
http://www.islamic-invitation.com
*Chat free 1/1 with knowledgeable Muslims*
http://www.chatislamonline.org OR http://www.edialogue.org
*Ask questions about Islam http://www.islamreligion.com
*Women in Islam Website - http://www.womeninislam.ws
*This is the right time to know about Muhammed (PBUH) - http://www.rasoulallah.net/
Finally
Why not give yourself a chance and read the Quran
Online http://www.qurancomplex.org/Quran/Targama/Targama.asp?TabID=4&SubItemID=1&l=eng&t=eng&SecOrder=4&SubSecOrder=1
OR Download
http://ar.islamway.net/SF/quran/
OR Listen
http://www.tvquran.com/en/
Welp, no alcohol for me. loljk
