The What If game

please don't sue me

What if you have a pet turtle?

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I will take care of them. I only have 2.

What if your size same as a hamster ?

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I'll hide so that those hamsters wouldn't eat me.

What if size does matter?

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Vega Fabio la Salda (Street Fighter) can't slam Edmond Honda easily.

What if size doesn't really matter ?

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then I can slam a Godzilla.

What if the world lived in peace and harmony?

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No more CHAOS.

What if FF VIII Battle songs used on your local radio station as News opening theme ?

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I won't listen to my local radio anymore.

What if konami sue andamiro?

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well, just wait and see who's da winnah..

What if u spent your holiday time in Japan?

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I'll play DDR X averyday, every night.

What if konami invites you to test the new DDR ?

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I'll accept it and when I come back home, I have broken legs...

What if am invites u to test new piu?

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I will close my eyes, my ears and shut my mouth until the test is over.

What if we have the 6th sense ?

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i'll keep it and use it to help people (naive mode on)

What if wanna have breakfast but u found nothing on the dining-table?

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eat the table.

what if you have a strong teeth that can make you biting iron ladder?

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I will devour "upi" machine. Burp.... Oops.

What if cockroach is not disguisting ?

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i'll raise some cockroaches and fry 'em

What if u don't want to go somewhere his holiday but your parents wants u to go with them?

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I'll go with them (with a forced sweet smile).

What if suddenly you got stomachache?

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I will go to rest room immediately.

What if Bali overloaded by tourists ?

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I can't go to bali then.

What if you were living in korea?

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well, it's closer to Japan!!!

What if u were living in Japan?

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I can eat Japanese cuisine, playing SN2 ARC, got some rare stuff on there.

What if Nagasaki and Hiroshima are not destroyed ?

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