You laugh, you lose (new rule page 147)

WARNING! Nintendo Mii AT LARGE!

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And if you want to sing along, here are the lyrics:

Do hot do hot do hot do hot boat
Yeah, Bat bat bat
Yeah

* Kite and toe color night gent go
High tension took a tie tempo
I send owe through jike and go color dike and kite sent poe

* repeat

Sand you go toss your wall knee slat how's can compass kit
touch knee ass Sally don't cock knee
Nets comb sir bucket to own got key, what?
Dock color dock of mad a got
Work around hat of nugget owe to work it top work it dot
Do it to more cow it to more sherbet cool it girl
Tell it shit a ass it fuck it now

Then down hand cuts kit of bats damn pan in not a tie hand back a get a hats Kenya
Goo what's could your gin cock sut like a wall hot on near girl sin packs, what!
Tap poor it ack or kid a girl Nyoi bo wanna guild tap to cheek a love
Toss it tap, would marry tap to kick a love
To the kit a kit a corn ass of big a top!
Boat.

* repeat x 2

** Sand toe leak color your toe lee
Horn doe lee your if born or lee
Mac asset tag it rear compose it
Got tree uncle knee
Horn toe knee can a don't corn knee
Mat a got tail lever don't worry!
Don Pach Don Pach Donk your dee Took a torn cow bit through knit horn toe knee

** repeat

Don Pach Don Pach Donk your dee Took a torn cow bit through knit horn toe knee
Don Pach Don Pach Donk your dee Took a torn cow bit through knit horn toe knee
Song talk it song talk it song chose she
Butcher cow a shit it week then mit horn doe let dot bad

While hiking in the mountains one day I came across a gorgeous gorge that I thought was an echo canyon. I shouted,
"Hello there." But the response sounded to me like, "Hello where?"

I tried again. "How do you do?"

A moment later the report came back sounding like, "How do I do what?"

Baffled and amused I decided to give it the ultimate test.
"You're not really an echo canyon, are you?"

The response from the big ditch confirmed my suspicions.
"Brilliant deduction, Einstein."

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A young man at this construction site was bragging that he could outdo anyone based on his strength. He especially made fun of one of the older workmen. After several minutes, the older worker had enough.

"Why don't you put your money where you mouth is?" he said. "I'll bet a week's wages that I can haul something in a wheelbarrow over to the other building that you won't be able to wheel back."

"You're on, old man," the young man replied. "Let's see what you've got."

The old man reached out and grabbed the wheelbarrow by the handles. Then nodding to the young man, he said with a smile, "All right. Get in."

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I have never understood why the sexual urge of men and women differ so much.

FOR EXAMPLE: One evening last week, my wife and I were getting into bed.

The passion starts to heat up, when she eventually said “I don’t feel like it, I just want you to hold me.”

I said “WHAT??!! What was that?!”

So she says the words that every husband on the planet dreads to hear…”You’re just not in touch with my 'emotional needs as a woman' enough for me to satisfy your physical needs as a man.”

She then responded to my puzzled look by saying, “Can’t you just love me for who I am and not for what I do in the bedroom?”

Realizing that nothing was going to happen that night, I went to sleep…

The very next day I opted to take the day off of work to spend time with her.

We went out to a good lunch and then went shopping at a very big department store. I walked around with her while she tried on several different very expensive outfits.

She couldn’t decide which one to take so I told her we’d just buy them all.

She wanted new shoes to complement her new clothes, so I said “Let’s get a pair for each outfit”.

We went onto the jewelry department where she picked out a pair of diamond earrings.

Let me tell you, she was so excited. She must have thought I was one wave short of a shipwreck.

I started to think she was testing me because she then asked for a tennis bracelet when she doesn’t even know how to play tennis.

I think I threw her when I said, “That’s fine, honey.”

She was almost nearing sexual satisfaction from all of the excitement.

Smiling with excited anticipation she finally said, “I think this is all dear, let’s go to the cashier.”

I could hardly contain myself when I blurted out, “No honey, I don’t feel like it.”

Her face just went completely blank as her jaw dropped with a baffled “WHAT?”

I then said “Honey! I just want you to HOLD this stuff for a while. You’re just not in touch with my 'financial needs as a man' enough for me to satisfy your shopping needs as a woman.”

And just when she had this look like she was going to kill me, I added, “Why can’t you just love me for who I am and not for the things I buy you?”

Apparently I’m not having sex tonight either.

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i lost at the "call for a good time" comic XD

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I lost. Seriously, good one.

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oops, lost too...

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C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER!!!

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I need a funny YouTube Poop I haven't seen

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Why don't you check out Pandy's personal top 15 YTP? It made me laugh for sure

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Horry for free advertisement.

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Your welcome...again

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That it amazing. I lose.

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Pandy, what's your YT name?

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http://jp.youtube.com/user/PandemoniumEJP/

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_cZC67wXUTs (Still doesn't know how to use the youtube think correctly)

Just amazing...

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Is it just me or someone have posted that before?

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