Post #1581 · Posted at 2009-01-25 11:23:53pm 16.8 years ago
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Post #1582 · Posted at 2009-01-26 12:54:56am 16.8 years ago
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The BBcode messed up. It was the SNL video of Obama keeping it cool.
Post #1583 · Posted at 2009-01-26 04:55:09am 16.8 years ago
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So awesome, you have to tilt your head to read it.
Post #1584 · Posted at 2009-01-26 07:00:21am 16.8 years ago
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Post #1585 · Posted at 2009-01-26 07:49:12am 16.8 years ago
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I lol'd through the entire thing.
My favorite out of all of them was probably the HARRRRRRRRRR and the wizard robe story.
Is there any other ones with bloodninja that I should laugh at?
My favorite out of all of them was probably the HARRRRRRRRRR and the wizard robe story.
Is there any other ones with bloodninja that I should laugh at?
Post #1586 · Posted at 2009-01-26 03:09:54pm 16.7 years ago
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A nurse walks into a bank totally exhausted after a 20 hour shift. Preparing to write a check, she pulls a rectal thermometer out of her purse and tries to write with it. She looks at the flabbergasted teller and without missing a beat says,
'Well, that's great..........that's really great .......some asshole has my pen.'
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A young fellow was about to be married and was asking his grandfather about sex.
He asked how often you should have it.
His grandfather told him that when you first get married, you want it all the time....and maybe do it several times a day.
Later on, sex tapers off and you have it once a week or so.
Then as you get older, you have sex maybe once a month.
When you get really old, you are lucky to have it once a year....maybe on your anniversary.
The young fellow then asked his grandfather, "well how about you and grandma now?"
His grandfather replied, "Oh, we just have oral sex now."
"What's oral sex?" the young fellow asked.
"Well,"Grandpa said, "she goes to bed in her bedroom, and I go to bed in my bedroom.
And she yells, 'fuck you', and I shout back, 'fuck you too.'
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Young Chuck moved to Montana and bought a horse from a farmer for $100.00. The farmer agreed to deliver the horse the next day.
The next day he drove up and said, 'Sorry son, but I have some bad news, the horse died.'
Chuck replied, 'Well, then just give me my money back.'
The farmer said, 'Can't do that. I went and spent it already.'
Chuck said, 'Ok, then, just bring me the dead horse.'
The farmer asked, 'What ya gonna do with him?'
Chuck said, 'I'm going to raffle him off.'
The farmer said, 'You can't raffle off a dead horse!'
Chuck said, 'Sure I can! Watch me; I just won't tell anybody he's dead.'
A month later, the farmer met up with Chuck and asked, 'What happened with that dead horse?'
Chuck said, 'I raffled him off. I sold 500 tickets at two dollars a piece and made a profit of $898.00.'
The farmer said, 'Didn't anyone complain?' Chuck said, 'Just the guy who won. So I gave him his two dollars back.'
Chuck grew up and works for the government
'Well, that's great..........that's really great .......some asshole has my pen.'
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A young fellow was about to be married and was asking his grandfather about sex.
He asked how often you should have it.
His grandfather told him that when you first get married, you want it all the time....and maybe do it several times a day.
Later on, sex tapers off and you have it once a week or so.
Then as you get older, you have sex maybe once a month.
When you get really old, you are lucky to have it once a year....maybe on your anniversary.
The young fellow then asked his grandfather, "well how about you and grandma now?"
His grandfather replied, "Oh, we just have oral sex now."
"What's oral sex?" the young fellow asked.
"Well,"Grandpa said, "she goes to bed in her bedroom, and I go to bed in my bedroom.
And she yells, 'fuck you', and I shout back, 'fuck you too.'
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Young Chuck moved to Montana and bought a horse from a farmer for $100.00. The farmer agreed to deliver the horse the next day.
The next day he drove up and said, 'Sorry son, but I have some bad news, the horse died.'
Chuck replied, 'Well, then just give me my money back.'
The farmer said, 'Can't do that. I went and spent it already.'
Chuck said, 'Ok, then, just bring me the dead horse.'
The farmer asked, 'What ya gonna do with him?'
Chuck said, 'I'm going to raffle him off.'
The farmer said, 'You can't raffle off a dead horse!'
Chuck said, 'Sure I can! Watch me; I just won't tell anybody he's dead.'
A month later, the farmer met up with Chuck and asked, 'What happened with that dead horse?'
Chuck said, 'I raffled him off. I sold 500 tickets at two dollars a piece and made a profit of $898.00.'
The farmer said, 'Didn't anyone complain?' Chuck said, 'Just the guy who won. So I gave him his two dollars back.'
Chuck grew up and works for the government
Post #1587 · Posted at 2009-01-26 08:49:40pm 16.7 years ago
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Post #1588 · Posted at 2009-01-27 12:28:16am 16.7 years ago
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Cupcake torture is the preferred interrogation method of the Obama administration.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uUbsc_a-e3g
Cupcake torture is the preferred interrogation method of the Obama administration.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uUbsc_a-e3g
Post #1589 · Posted at 2009-01-27 05:27:38am 16.7 years ago
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You might want to edit your post there, DangerDance. Use the youtube tags by putting the video id
(http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fBB5ZHXofEM&e) inside the tags.
Also, Xepher, fucking priceless!
(http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fBB5ZHXofEM&e) inside the tags.
Also, Xepher, fucking priceless!
Post #1590 · Posted at 2009-01-27 07:58:16am 16.7 years ago
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So I was waiting at my bus stop, outside of college, waiting and waiting, all alone in the cold.
A youngish man walking down the street stopped and asked me if I knew where this one restaurant was. He was French (from France, and, thus, not worthy of my empathy; French women, however…), and was seriously under-dressed for the weather. I had no clue where to find the restaurant in question, so I told him that it was probably further down the road, in the direction he was walking. He thanked me and moved on.
Of course, as soon as he is out of shouting distance, I noticed the restaurant was, in fact, right behind me. The man would be walking quite some time and never find it, partly due to my mistake (and his short-sightedness, but lifting your head to look at your surroundings in this weather is quite painful.)
A few minutes later, out in the distance, I can see him coming back.
And he’s got a gun! He’s pointing it right at me!
“Enfoiré de menteur!” he yells. He lets off a few warning shots and continues approaching me, at a surprisingly slow and deliberate pace.
I quickly duck behind a nearby trash bin, systematically removing my own firearm from my backpack. It’s a triple-headed shotgun, and it’s good to go. As I’m about to spray lead in the man’s general direction, I realize that the bus has arrived and is patiently waiting for me to get on.
So I packed my gun back in my back and made a wild dash. Glancing back as the door shut behind me, I saw that the man had vanished.
While ruffling through my pockets to find my bus pass I found my pills that I had forgotten to take a few hours prior to my encounter with the homicidal French maniac.
The End.
A youngish man walking down the street stopped and asked me if I knew where this one restaurant was. He was French (from France, and, thus, not worthy of my empathy; French women, however…), and was seriously under-dressed for the weather. I had no clue where to find the restaurant in question, so I told him that it was probably further down the road, in the direction he was walking. He thanked me and moved on.
Of course, as soon as he is out of shouting distance, I noticed the restaurant was, in fact, right behind me. The man would be walking quite some time and never find it, partly due to my mistake (and his short-sightedness, but lifting your head to look at your surroundings in this weather is quite painful.)
A few minutes later, out in the distance, I can see him coming back.
And he’s got a gun! He’s pointing it right at me!
“Enfoiré de menteur!” he yells. He lets off a few warning shots and continues approaching me, at a surprisingly slow and deliberate pace.
I quickly duck behind a nearby trash bin, systematically removing my own firearm from my backpack. It’s a triple-headed shotgun, and it’s good to go. As I’m about to spray lead in the man’s general direction, I realize that the bus has arrived and is patiently waiting for me to get on.
So I packed my gun back in my back and made a wild dash. Glancing back as the door shut behind me, I saw that the man had vanished.
While ruffling through my pockets to find my bus pass I found my pills that I had forgotten to take a few hours prior to my encounter with the homicidal French maniac.
The End.
Post #1591 · Posted at 2009-01-28 03:36:16am 16.7 years ago
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ahihihi!!! that solves a mystery! what would be Zukin-Man's reaction if he stumbles upon this?
He would probably ignore it, because the box art leads him to believe it predominantly features cock.Post #1592 · Posted at 2009-01-28 03:54:01am 16.7 years ago
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He would probably ignore it, because the box art leads him to believe it predominantly features cock.
Well, I guess Konami is ok with Necrophilia
Post #1593 · Posted at 2009-01-28 05:47:49am 16.7 years ago
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Post #1594 · Posted at 2009-01-28 06:16:54am 16.7 years ago
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Quote: Zukin-Man
He would probably ignore it, because the box art leads him to believe it predominantly features cock.
Well, I guess Konami is ok with Necrophilia
Post #1595 · Posted at 2009-01-28 07:31:40am 16.7 years ago
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Post #1596 · Posted at 2009-01-28 09:03:26am 16.7 years ago
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Post #1597 · Posted at 2009-01-29 12:04:16am 16.7 years ago
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Post #1598 · Posted at 2009-01-29 07:41:30am 16.7 years ago
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Post #1599 · Posted at 2009-01-29 08:03:41am 16.7 years ago
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http://img183.imageshack.us/img183/3343/1233032843122ba5.jpg
http://i259.photobucket.com/albums/hh312/thatoneguy999/ugly.jpg
....that's not funny http://i259.photobucket.com/albums/hh312/thatoneguy999/ugly.jpg
Post #1600 · Posted at 2009-01-29 08:07:32am 16.7 years ago
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http://img183.imageshack.us/img183/3343/1233032843122ba5.jpg
http://i259.photobucket.com/albums/hh312/thatoneguy999/ugly.jpg
....that's not funny http://i259.photobucket.com/albums/hh312/thatoneguy999/ugly.jpg
This isn't "You cry, you lose".