Corrupt a wish!

Granted, your grandmother has expired.

I wish some people would shove a dick up their ass.

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Granted. After they finish doing that, they shove them up yours.

I wish Kon would forgive me, unless Kon likes that.

Kon forgives you, this forgiveness come with a cost though and you can no longer play bemani games.

I wish Aegis could play bemani games again lol

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Aegis can play again, but he lost his spark.

I wish Scary Monsters and Nice Sprites hit #1 on iTunes for Dance.

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Wish granted. It was #1 for 7 minutes and 53 seconds.

I wish my Japanese xbox 360 would stop RRODing.

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Granted, but it blows up immediately.

I wish I wish I had a fish.

Without mercury!^

Wish granted. It made you sick because you didn't cook it all the way through.

I wish that all the rda songs had awesome remixes.

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Granted, but their stepcharts are more harder than the originals

I wish the whole world was like Minecraft

Granted, someone blew up your house.

I wish my sister would stop obsessing about yaoi

DENIED
Your sister may enjoy her yaoi freely.

I wish math was easier while the rest of my school subjects remain the same difficulty.

denied. Math is easy enough.

I wish I had $300 shoes (I'll give you a cookie if you get the reference)

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I don't get the reference. So DENIED.

I wish for something cool to watch on tv.

denied. That would be too easy.

I wish garfield would stop staring at me as its annoying.

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Wish Granted. Will change tomorrow.

I wish you'd change your avatar.

Granted but it becomes even worse
I wish for a full list of codes on this site

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"What the f**k bro?"

Denied. I wish for DDRII to sell better.

Granted, but the ITG trolls plan to boycott Konami

I wish the console wars would die out already!!

Granted, now the only console costs more than the US's debt.

I wish there was a 4th console in the console wars.

Granted. The new console is the Atari 2600.

I wish for a modest $500.

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Granted, but it has a resolution of 320x180

Darn it, ninja'd again.
Granted, but you must pay a fine of $1,000

I wish the DDR II simfiles would come out.