The Corrupted Wish Game

My cock.

Wish that didn't sound so gay.

Edit: damn it rygon beat me to it

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Granted, now your gay.

I wish for the Playstation Network to work 100% of the time

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Granted, you pay $3 a month for network.

Wish i had bread.

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Granted, but i only have 1 loaf of bread in my hand.

I wish somebody has Pluto Relinquish from Nonstop Megamix simfiles on this site.

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Granted. Go to Bemanistyle.com

I wish I could fly.

Granted. Unfortunately, you couldn't get away from Mario's Final Smash and have officially lost. (Game!)

I wish I had some pizza right now.

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Granted. It's leaky.

Pit: You already can fly, dumbass. YOU GOT WINGS ON!!

Anyways, I wish I can pass FAXX.

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Granted but you die when you do and nobody knows you passed
I wish I was famous.

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Anywho, Granted but you have to make an MTV Video.

I wish I had an Xbox 360 so I could buy DS Universe.

Granted, but you must spent a lot of money to get those things.

I wish i have a jacuzzi like this.

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Granted but the guy stays in there & he is annoying

I wish I wasnt sick

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Granted, Get some medicine.

I wish France had sketchers.

Granted, but it's hard to find them.

I wish Natsume make new Harvest Moon for Wii again with better character design.

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Granted; it'll have many options to customize your characters. There's no limit!

I wish this thread would reach 200 replies by tomorrow.

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Granted, go to time space and slow time down [1 sec = 1 mil sec]

I wish I knew Bushido.

Granted, but you must learn Japanese language first.

I wish Konami Hawaii make new DDR for Wii and PS2.

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@Pit: Granted, but you then committed Seppuku...
@NeoRevenG: Granted, but they're dead...

I wish Mortal Kombat was actually fun...

Granted, but i think Mortal Kombat still brutal and full of sadistic action.

I wish SNK still alive.

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Exor: Granted, but Trilogy is the only fun one to play.
NeoRevenG: Granted but I never knew they were dead.

I wish I could defeat people by jumping on them.

Granted, but you must learn how to do it.

I wish Joe Higashi (from Fatal Fury & KOF series) wear boxing gloves. (He never wear it despite he's a muaythai fighter)

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