You laugh, you lose (new rule page 147)

oh lawl.

"At least you didn't get an F"

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Freakin adorable. That dog reminds me so much of mine.


Perhaps you could explain it to me then? That pic has driven me crazy once already.

At less his dog didn't piss all over his soft pad.

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Yea same here i don't see it =/

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I posted that picture because I was hoping somebody would see it. I bumped into it and asked Viper and Delirious to see if they could see it because I still don't see it.
What is it???!!! Tell us!!

Edit:

A man was leaving a convenience store with his morning coffee when he noticed a most unusual funeral procession approaching the nearby cemetery.

A long black hearse was followed by a second long black hearse about 50 feet behind the first one...Behind the second hearse was a solitary man walking a dog on a leash...Behind him, a short distance back, were about 200 men walking single file.

The man couldn't stand the curiosity...He respectfully approached the man walking the dog and said, 'I am so sorry for your loss, and this may be a bad time to disturb you, but I've never seen a funeral like this...Whose funeral is it?'

'My wife's.'

'What happened to her?'

The man replied, 'My dog attacked and killed her.'

He inquired further, 'But who is in the second hearse?'

The man answered, 'My mother-in-law...She was trying to help my wife when the dog turned on her.'

A poignant and thoughtful moment of silence passed between the two men.

'Can I borrow the dog?'

The man replied, 'Get in line.'
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The Detroit Red Wings foreign scout flies to Baghdad to watch a young Iraqi play hockey in the new American sponsored league and is suitably impressed and arranges for him to come over to the US.

Ken Holland signs him to a one year contract and the kid joins the team for the preseason.

Two weeks later the Wings are down 4-0 to the Blackhawks with only 10 minutes left. Mike Babcock gives the young Iraqi the nod and he goes in. The kid is a sensation - scores 5 goals in 10 minutes and wins the game for Wings! The fans are delighted, the players and coaches are delighted and the media love the new star. When the player comes off the ice he phones his mom to tell her about his first day of NHL hockey. 'Hello mom, gue ss what?' he says in an Iraqi accent. 'I played for 10 minutes today, we were 4-0 down, but I scored 5 goals and we won. Everybody loves me, the fans, the media, they all love me.'

'Wonderful,' says his mom, 'Let me tell you about my day. Your father got shot in the street and robbed, your sister and I were ambushed, raped and beaten and your brother has joined a gang of looters, and all while you were having such great time.' The young Iraqi is very upset.

'What can I say mom, but I'm so sorry.'

'Sorry? You're sorry?' says his mom, 'It's your fault we moved to Detroit in the first place.'

ba-dum pshh!

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There is no answer. It's just there to piss you off.

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Exactly, it took me about 5 minutes to figure it out, the title "Mind Games" is just tricking you

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No, there's actually something there. It's just designed to sit in the perfect spot so it's hidden by the blind spot in your eye. You have to look at the picture in just the right way from just the right angle to see it.

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I think the dumber people (me) need some direction here. I wanna shit bricks.

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Now I get it X(

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never mind.

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A Calm and Relaxing Video.

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@Nightmare: Oh gods I've seen that before.

LOST much again at seeing it. That telemarketer never knew what hit him.

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LAWL

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EDIT: After watching Nightmare's video, my head was on my desk and I was laughing my ass off.

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This is for Metal Gear Solid fans

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OMG that's awesome.

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UltraNeko is amazing...Especially when a game pisses her off.

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