The Wrestling Thread

I was at that show... It was a thing that happened.

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Yeah, at the time, it was indeed terrifying. Lol sorry if I seem anti-Triple-H right now. I fucking hate him at the moment...

.....Roman Reigns returned and FUCKED. HIM. UP. Omfg, I don't know why Reigns is booed at. He can fight, he has massive speed unlike other guys his size, and his Mic skills (in my opinion) is only getting better and better. He's not stuttering or botching much anymore. Anyways, that's besides the point. As a WWE fan, Triple H has put me through stress, for the past 3 years. It was about time someone fucked him up, and I proudly give Roman Reigns kudos for doing that job.

P.S. I personally prefer Roman Reigns over Daniel Bryan.

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Because he's boring and WWE hasn't changed his character since the S.H.I.E.L.D. broke up. He still comes out to the same entrance theme, through the crowd, with the same vest, the same moveset, same ability to wrestle, and the same mic skills. He was supposed to be the next top guy but lost several title matches in a year. He's pushed through the roof to look strong, but that's not even necessary, yet every RAW he fights a jobber to make him look strong. He lacks the natural IT factor most top guys in the industry have, the type of flair or charisma that can keep them around and consistently be one of the big names on the roster.

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Then...maybe a heel turn would be useful for him. Just a 1-year heel run, just like the New Day did.

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It's amazing how I stopped watching when Katie Vick was an angle, and it somehow is WORSE now.

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You monster, how could you

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LOL I can explain too, if you'd like.

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According to Meltzer, Vince was throwing a tantrum backstage because people were booing Reigns and not cheering him. Like, at this point, how delusional do you have to be to think people are gonna legitimately cheer him without him going full on heel? Vince really is crazy. How can he not realize, by now, Reigns being cheered as a babyface is simply NOT going to happen?

Wait you mean people get mad when I give them something they don't want? WHAT IS THIS MADNESS!?

At this point, I really feel bad for Roman. He's doing everything he can but the fans are just not having it. Roman was amazing when he never really said anything and just kicked people's ass. That's why people loved him in The Shield, but it was clear he was the weak link of the 3, but that's more how amazing Rollins and Ambrose are. He's not bad in the ring, he's just being booked like shit.

People started hating him when he was doing silly as hell promos that were just flat out BAD and he's being put over before guys the fans want. Fans want the Roman that just goes around and fights people, not John Cena 2.0. At this point, the iceberg has already hit the Titanic and it's too late for the guy. They had the right idea with Bryan but then he got hurt. What makes matters worse is they have chances to put over guys that fans love like Ambrose or Cesaro, but they are pushed to the side for someone no one really wants. I don't hate Roman but he's not ready to be THE GUY.

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Roman Reigns is going to walk out of Wrestlemania the WWE champion, and there's not a god damn thing anyone can do to stop it. Then he'll drop it to John Cena at Summerslam.

BEST. FOR. BUSINESS.

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10 WWE rumors I keep hearing:

1. There might be a John Cena heel turn soon.

2. There might be a double heel-face turn with Triple H and Roman Reigns.

3. Stone Cold Steve Austin might appear at Wrestlemania.

4. Ryback might be the next contender for the WWE Championship after Wrestlemania.

5. Kurt Angle returning. (I hope this happens.)

6. Shane McMahon hiring a mercenary to replace himself against the Undertaker at Wrestlemania.

7. "The Bullet Club" will invade WWE after Wrestlemania.

8. There may be a Brand Split again. (I hope this happens.)

9. Mark Henry retires this year.

10. CM Punk may do the impossible and return to the WWE.

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1. No.
2. It's already happened if you listen to the fans
3. Believe it.
4. No. He's been hurting too many people. Maybe a IC run but not WWE title
5. Doubtful but not impossible. I still don't think Kurt and WWE are on good terms. He might come back on the RAW after but I would not expect him to be in any ring action.
6. I could see this happening, no idea who it could be (likely be Cena).
7. It will happen but not after Wrestlemania
8. Maybe but I would not count on it.
9. I'd believe it.
10. No. He might come back after a few years after he's done in UFC, but not anytime soon. I want to say he'll never come back but the same was said about Bret Hart and The Ultimate Warrior and sure enough, they came back over time.

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Predicted WrestleMania Results, featuring 3 Mortal Kombat Main Events:

I hope the Dudley Menz beat the OOOSOS

(The competitors are listed in red letters.) Total Divas is a terrible show, featuring sexy-ass Paige. Paige will be teaming up with a crazy Fox, the Bella with the terrible entrance theme, a red-head try-hard cunt, and Barney Neidhart to go against Team Terrible and Blind *coughs* I mean Team BAD and Blonde, consisting of sexy-ass Summer Rae (idgaf what anyone says), Former US Champion Lana (she held the US title last year's WrestleMania), Evil Emma, Fuck-a-dactyl Naomi, and X-Men's Beast with a new name of TAMINA!!! Oh...I should be predicting the results. My bad. I don't know or care who'd win tbh

LUCHA LUCHA LUCHA LUCHA LUCHA LUCHA LUCHA LUCHA LUCHA LUCHA LUCHA LUCHA LUCHA LUCHA LUCHA LUCHA LUCHA LUCHA LUCHA LUCHA LUCHA LUCHA LUCHA LUCHA LUCHA LUCHA LUCHA LUCHA LUCHA LUCHA LUCHA LUCHA LUCHA LUCHA LUCHA LUCHA LUCHA LUCHA LUCHA LUCHA LUCHA LUCHA LUCHA LUCHA Kalisto beats Ryback because apparently there's a real-life game shark action replay.

LOLCHARLOTTEWINS because Ric Flair interference and it's best for business to disatisfy fans. I'm gonna feel bad for Becky Lynch and Sasha Banks fans. I'm not even gonna put my fucking hopes up.

Andre the Giant Memorial Battle Royal III will be won by BO DALLAS!!! BOLIEVE!!!! I AM A BOLIEVER!!!!! #PushSocialOutcasts

I seriously hope the League of Nations fucks the New Day up.

AJ Styles vs. Evil Chris Jericho for the fourth time, because yeah WWE thinks it's a good idea to have a Fastlane Rematch at WrestleMania. LOLY2JWINS I'm rooting for Jericho, but he fucking wins all the time as a heel, but loses all the time as a face.

Here's where it switches from WWE to Mortal Kombat:

(Mokou, you're welcome for Ambrose's nickname.) Crazy Taxi Ambrose might take Terry Funk's advice and ACTUALLY use the fucking Chainsaw on Level 99 Bork Laser, to pull off a brutality victory.

Roman Reigns vs. WWE Champion Shao Kahn will turn into Roman Reigns vs. haters who can't accept him, where Roman Reigns pulls all 90,000(aprox) fans to him and he yells "GET OVER HERE" then turns heel setting them on fire. That's his heel turn. TOASTY!!! ALLAHU AKBAR!!!!! Seriously, stop fucking booing that hard worker. I want to see him win the gold on Sunday.

(Please let this be the last Match.) Shane McMahon vs. Undertaker.... I see this match the same way I see Johnny Cage vs. Shang Tsung: ONE-SIDED AS FUCK. (also I'll +5 you if you prove me wrong, but it's impossible for Cage to defeat Tsung) ...anyways, I hope Shane wins. It wouldn't make sense if he lost, if the Authority continued to fuckin' manage the WWE, and if the Undertaker's career continued after that point.

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Actual predictions for matches I give a shit about

Who gives a fuck match; Some diva idk?

US Title match; Kalisto def. Ryback, because Ryback sucks and Kalisto is fun

Diva's Title match: LET'S GO SASHA, HERE WE GO *CLAP CLAP*

Battle Royal: Again who cares

New Day def. League Of Nations because booty? OH!

AJ Styles def. Chris Jericho, because it is literally Jericho's job to lose to new talent

Ambrose def. Lesnar after interference from Sami Callihan! Nah, just kidding, baseball bat, baseball bat, Dirty Deeds, job done. (If we're doing drinking game rules, stop drinking and take up heroin instead if Ambrose ACTUALLY WINS CLEAN.)

Reigns def. HHH and gets booed out the arena because I'm fairly sure not even a Rollins face turn on HHH will get Reigns cheered by association. Ambrose4champ.

Shane def. The Undertaker after a shit ton of legends start getting involved. HBK runs down, superkicks the Undertaker, then Cena comes down and AA's Shane, then Stone Cold comes down... I think you get the point.

The crowd def. The show when it inevitably goes tits up

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I came here last night thinking some of you were posting about NXT Takeover Dallas, but I didn't bother entering the thread to avoid spoilers. I actually didn't plan to watch it, but my dad had it on when I got home from work. I'm glad I got to catch a few matches.

I walked in as the tag match was finishing up. No comment on it, but from what my dad said ("some botches but a decent match") it's doesn't really sound like a match I want to go back and watch. To be honest, I don't even know the newest tag teams in NXT.

Austin Aries vs. Baron Corbin was OK. Corbin appeared to have some character development since I saw his debut, but this match was far from a squash of his early matches. The match was a bit too long and I didn't like the abrupt ending, so it's acceptable.

Sami Zayn vs. Nakamura. All I can say is I have never paid so much attention to a match that I knew nothing about before (I was honestly about to sleep for work after this match). The crowd was into it, the wrestlers were giving it their all, and this really stole the show. I haven't been excited for how a match went since Zayn vs. Neville at Takeover R-Evolution (that's not to say that the matches proceeding this one were better or worse). Definitely a must-see if you haven't already.

Asuka vs. Bayley was great. I expected the crowd to be more into the match. I would say more, but I'm running out of time before work. Expect an edit here soon.

I have not seen Balor vs. Joe yet, but I hear it was pretty good. I'll probably watch it after work later tonight.

NXT Take Over Dallas was a great show. I'm starting to believe Triple H does run that show and NOT Vince McMahon.

Match: Apollo Crews vs. Elisas Samson
Result: Crews wins. No problem.
My comment: Both guys are talented and I see both men having a successful future.

Match: American Alpha vs. The gimmick-less tag team champions FOR the Tag Team Championship
Result: American Alpha put up another 5 star match and won the tag team championship!
My comment: The script writers didn't shove American Alpha's talented skills up their asses and made them lose. Thank god.

Match: Austin Aries vs. Baron Corbin
Result: The result when anyone has their debut match on a PPV or special event, aka THEY WIN. Aries wins.
My comment: The match was ehhhh...

Match: Sami Zayn vs. Shinsuke Nakamura
Result: After an epic match, Nakamura wins.
My comment: I hope this match wins the Match of the year award on Slammy awards 2016!

Match: Bayley vs. Asuka for the Women's Championship
Result: Asuka fucked Bayley up in the end. Your winner and NEW NXT Women's Champion, Asuka!
My comment: I expected more in that match, but oh well. Welcome to Monday Night RAW soon, Bayley! Prepare for Charlotte and the Bella Twins to bury you.

Match: Finn Balor vs. E. Honda for the NXT Championship
Result: Finn Balor wins again.
My comment: I like Balor. Epic wrestler, Epic entrance, Epic champion. Usually I would annoyed with title reigns lasting over 200 days, but Finn Balor is an exception. Same goes for CM Punk in 2012.

This was a good show, and I bet Wrestlemania is NOT gonna be better.

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Filled out my score card.

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I know there will be 1 or 2 returns at this Wrestlemania. John Cena? Goldberg? Shield Reunion? I don't know.

What I DO know is I'm having a Wrestlemania party here at my house!

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