Post #1281 · Posted at 2020-06-09 10:09:48pm 5 years ago
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I'll reserve another number close to my heart, ol' #5.
Post #1282 · Posted at 2020-06-09 11:01:12pm 5 years ago
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I'm gonna reserve 6.
Post #1283 · Posted at 2020-06-10 04:11:37am 5 years ago
16.
Post #1284 · Posted at 2020-06-10 08:47:05am 5 years ago
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POWER SALVO! Let's see Artyom's #16...
Fortunately you're at the point where this doesn't affect you all that much.
Chianti's gonna pop 6...
Million and a bit in the bag. Bossin'.
Now, Quicky wants 5...
The magnet FINALLY has a goddamn use! You've just hoovered up everyone's boost and minigames!

























ROUND 20
Artyomich [17]: $7,981,111
FoRCeDNaTuRe [7]: $77,555,408
Chianticat10 [6]: $82,311,596 (Warning, Split & Share: $12,346,739)
NXCProduction [14]: $36,547,499
Quickman [12]: $43,337,586 (225% Boost, In The Balance)
Seven to go, and three are still in. This got a bit testy. Artyom, what are you gonna do?

Fortunately you're at the point where this doesn't affect you all that much.
Chianti's gonna pop 6...

Million and a bit in the bag. Bossin'.
Now, Quicky wants 5...

The magnet FINALLY has a goddamn use! You've just hoovered up everyone's boost and minigames!

























ROUND 20
Artyomich [17]: $7,981,111
FoRCeDNaTuRe [7]: $77,555,408
Chianticat10 [6]: $82,311,596 (Warning, Split & Share: $12,346,739)
NXCProduction [14]: $36,547,499
Quickman [12]: $43,337,586 (225% Boost, In The Balance)
Seven to go, and three are still in. This got a bit testy. Artyom, what are you gonna do?
Post #1285 · Posted at 2020-06-10 09:04:56am 5 years ago
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Hello, Chianticat10, it's your turn.
Post #1286 · Posted at 2020-06-10 09:08:32am 5 years ago
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OHOHOHOHOHOHOHOH, this is going to be fun! In your last -$123,456 square, you found this hidden square, but what does it do?
"On your turn in this round, you may force another player to take their turn in your place, effectively allowing yourself to skip a turn. The running order of the players in the round will not be affected (e.g. if you force another player to play, and they would have come directly after you anyway, they will be forced to play two squares consecutively).
This power-up is one use only, and valid for one round. It will be deactivated at the end of the round."
So, then. Chianti, two squares please! Try not to die!
"On your turn in this round, you may force another player to take their turn in your place, effectively allowing yourself to skip a turn. The running order of the players in the round will not be affected (e.g. if you force another player to play, and they would have come directly after you anyway, they will be forced to play two squares consecutively).
This power-up is one use only, and valid for one round. It will be deactivated at the end of the round."
So, then. Chianti, two squares please! Try not to die!
Post #1287 · Posted at 2020-06-10 11:20:24am 5 years ago
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Reserving square number 1.
Post #1288 · Posted at 2020-06-10 02:28:37pm 5 years ago
13 and 3.
Post #1289 · Posted at 2020-06-10 03:09:53pm 5 years ago
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In 13...
OH NO. Oh nooooooo. Oh *no*. That's gonna sting. You may have made history there, Chianti.
And we go into the top corner with #1...
With a boost, we'll be calling that $675,000.

























ROUND 20
Artyomich [17]: $11,067,796
FoRCeDNaTuRe [6]: $80,642,093
Chianticat10 [8]: $69,964,857
NXCProduction [13]: $39,634,184
Quickman [11]: $47,099,271 (225% Boost, In The Balance)
Artyom, this is a good round for you, innit?

OH NO. Oh nooooooo. Oh *no*. That's gonna sting. You may have made history there, Chianti.
And we go into the top corner with #1...

With a boost, we'll be calling that $675,000.

























ROUND 20
Artyomich [17]: $11,067,796
FoRCeDNaTuRe [6]: $80,642,093
Chianticat10 [8]: $69,964,857
NXCProduction [13]: $39,634,184
Quickman [11]: $47,099,271 (225% Boost, In The Balance)
Artyom, this is a good round for you, innit?
Post #1290 · Posted at 2020-06-10 03:13:05pm 5 years ago
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Gonna go for broke and reserve #4. I really REALLY do not want to finish in second for the bajillionth time. At least this is my strongest round yet, I've made over ten million in a round I wasn't even originally in. I certainly owe Natch a pint.
Post #1291 · Posted at 2020-06-10 04:31:57pm 5 years ago
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Well... I'll go with 15.
Post #1292 · Posted at 2020-06-10 04:43:35pm 5 years ago
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Will you take it down to the final 4?
NO! IT'S ALL OVER!

























ROUND 20
Artyomich [17]: $10,817,796
FoRCeDNaTuRe [6]: $80,642,093
Chianticat10 [8]: $69,964,857
NXCProduction [13]: $39,634,184
Quickman [11]: $47,099,271 (225% Boost, In The Balance)

NO! IT'S ALL OVER!

























ROUND 20
Artyomich [17]: $10,817,796
FoRCeDNaTuRe [6]: $80,642,093
Chianticat10 [8]: $69,964,857
NXCProduction [13]: $39,634,184
Quickman [11]: $47,099,271 (225% Boost, In The Balance)
Post #1293 · Posted at 2020-06-10 04:44:45pm 5 years ago
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THE BOYHOOD DREAM HAS COME TRUE
8 LOSSES
1 WIN
8 LOSSES
1 WIN
Post #1294 · Posted at 2020-06-10 04:48:26pm 5 years ago
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Do my eyes deceive me!? Quickman has FINALLY won a round, and it was one that he had no business in being there in the first place! Amazing scenes. What we're gonna do is tot up your bonuses now...
$10,000,000 for the win, $4,000,000 for the remaining squares, boost that up 2.25x, and it's an overall bonus of $19,000,000!
So, what would happen if one was to put that up for Square 99?
So, you take your money with you, and you'll be in 10th, but only a million off vincentw with a minigame to play. Take the gamble, and you could be looking at a solid 6th place. Will you take it?
$10,000,000 for the win, $4,000,000 for the remaining squares, boost that up 2.25x, and it's an overall bonus of $19,000,000!
So, what would happen if one was to put that up for Square 99?
DOUBLE: $38,000,000
$25,000,000: $25,000,000
MONEY BACK: $19,000,000
HALF: $9,500,000
DOLLAR: $1 + mystery bonus square
$25,000,000: $25,000,000
MONEY BACK: $19,000,000
HALF: $9,500,000
DOLLAR: $1 + mystery bonus square
So, you take your money with you, and you'll be in 10th, but only a million off vincentw with a minigame to play. Take the gamble, and you could be looking at a solid 6th place. Will you take it?
Post #1295 · Posted at 2020-06-10 04:50:02pm 5 years ago
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I REALLY owe FoRCeDNaTuRe now. That's twice he's invited me into something, once being a minigame, and once being a round, and BOTH times I've come out on top.
I'm taking the gamble and opening 99! Let's go with Number 5, yo.
I'm taking the gamble and opening 99! Let's go with Number 5, yo.
Post #1296 · Posted at 2020-06-10 05:08:03pm 5 years ago
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I think you owe him more than a pint, mate!





So...you somehow are now on $85,099,271. And you STILL have more to earn! A brand new minigame is coming up real soon!
Post #1297 · Posted at 2020-06-10 05:08:52pm 5 years ago
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JESUS CHRIST WHAT A COMEBACK.
I don't think I've even seen In the Balance before either. What hype.
I don't think I've even seen In the Balance before either. What hype.
Post #1298 · Posted at 2020-06-10 05:22:10pm 5 years ago
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PM'd you my paypal. Haha, just kidding. Insane round.
Post #1299 · Posted at 2020-06-10 05:28:08pm 5 years ago
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Let's go back to 90s Germany, it's Glücksritter In The Balance!!
Now, this game is all about luck and judgement. On the spin of a wheel, millions of dollars hang...In The Balance! You will be taking a trip to the board to attempt to reach a score inside a target zone with a number of selections. Here's how it works:
Before we begin, I'll ask you to select a difficulty level AND a number of turns to take. The more money you want to play for, the tighter the target zone is going to be. Now, on each turn, you're gonna pick a number from the board, and behind them are all values from 0 all the way up to 100 points. As you pick the number, though, you're gonna tell if you want that number to be ADDED or SUBTRACTED to your total. Why subtracted? Because not only do you have to make that zone, to win the money, after every single one of your turns are complete, you must be EXACTLY in the target zone to win! If you're just one point out at the end, you win nothing.
So, what's the challenges we have on offer tonight?
So, which game do you want, and also, do you want four or five attempts at the board?
Now, this game is all about luck and judgement. On the spin of a wheel, millions of dollars hang...In The Balance! You will be taking a trip to the board to attempt to reach a score inside a target zone with a number of selections. Here's how it works:
Before we begin, I'll ask you to select a difficulty level AND a number of turns to take. The more money you want to play for, the tighter the target zone is going to be. Now, on each turn, you're gonna pick a number from the board, and behind them are all values from 0 all the way up to 100 points. As you pick the number, though, you're gonna tell if you want that number to be ADDED or SUBTRACTED to your total. Why subtracted? Because not only do you have to make that zone, to win the money, after every single one of your turns are complete, you must be EXACTLY in the target zone to win! If you're just one point out at the end, you win nothing.
So, what's the challenges we have on offer tonight?
EASY: Land between 100 and 200 points to to win $5,000,000
MEDIUM: Land between 115 and 185 points to win $10,000,000
HARD: Land between 130 and 170 points to win $20,000,000
MEDIUM: Land between 115 and 185 points to win $10,000,000
HARD: Land between 130 and 170 points to win $20,000,000
So, which game do you want, and also, do you want four or five attempts at the board?
Post #1300 · Posted at 2020-06-10 05:32:19pm 5 years ago
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Fuck it, we're going all in.
Hard difficulty with five spins, please.
Hard difficulty with five spins, please.