You laugh, you lose (new rule page 147)

Oh Gee!! I wonder who this is?

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LOLZ YOU FOUND MEH

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Oh, you have no idea! I've been rummaging through the really old ancient threads of this site and wow! We've come a long way!
Here's a couple of more jokes for you guys. Some of them would fall under offensive humour, so don't take it personal; just laugh!

A vampire walks into a bar, and asks for a "Large glass of A-positive blood."

The bartender looks him square in the eyes, and says "I'm sorry, but we don't serve your type here."
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A guy walks into a bar with an alligator.

He says to everybody that he will stick his ding dong in the alligators mouth and after one minute if its still there they all buy him drinks. Everybody agrees.

He sticks his nads in the alligators mouth

After one minute he grabs a bottle and smashes it over the alligators head. The alligator releases his nads intact and everybody buy him drinks. He then asks if anybody else wants to try. After a few moments a lady in the back raises her hand(you can imagine the wtf look on peoples faces) and she says that he has to promise not to hit her over the head with the bottle.
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An airplane with a bunch of passengers is spiraling toward the ground. The pilot says on the intercom, "Sorry, folks. We are going to have to drop the luggage to lose some weight." The pilot drops the luggage but they continue to spiral down to their death.

The pilot then says, "Sorry, folks. We are going to have to drop people next. We will go in alphabetical order."

The pilot then asks, "First, are there any African Americans on the plane?" Nobody raises their hand. "Second, are there any black people on the plane?" Once again, nobody raises their hand. "Third, are there any colored people on the plane?" Again, nobody raises their hand.

Then, a little boy looks up at his mom and asks, "Mommy, aren't we all three of those."
The mom says, "Not today, son. Today we are (insert N-word here). That means the Mexicans will go before us.

Then the Mexican behind her starts to laugh to himself. He turns to his friend and says, "That's what she thinks. Today we are wetbacks."
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How many flies does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just 2. But how do they get in there?

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silent: Epic win! XD

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It truly is an epic win.

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OMFG SEGA MEGADRIVE I JUST CRAPPED MY PANTS I WANT ONE OF THESE NEW-FANGLED CONTRAPTIONS!!!!1!11!

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SEGA MEGADRIVE?!?!? HOLY S*** THIS THING HAS A 1 TERABYTE HARD DRIVE!!! AND 4-D GAMEPLA-AAARRRGGGGGHHHHH

WHERE'S MY WIFE!?!?! (i need her for some money)

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DDR MAN!

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Welcome to Zombo.com

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Funniest Story Ever Told

HOLY DUMB F*** A SEGA MEGADRIVE I WANT ONE FOR CHRISTMAS!!!

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As fancy as all of these new generation consoles may be, none of them will ever revive the magical expierience of the Sega Genesis/Megadrive for me.

...and more!

Can I get an Atari with that?

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Who can tell me whats wrong with this

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Lost, took me a little bit (Look at the hands)

<----------- look who's back?


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Inspector Pingas

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LOL

Look at this... ... ... QUANTUM OF SOLACE'D

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lol! i lost and i lost again on pandemoniums x's too



Just found another one:

i sure wouldn't want that toy in my house!

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LOST.

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2008-10-29, 16:08: created thread
2008-10-29, 17:22: checked Another Planet, Arms and Back to Back
2008-10-30, 15:45: checked Beat Slow Down, Because I Got It Like That
2008-10-31, 21:00: checked Big Up, bit mania, Cannibale
2008-11-01, 19:03: checked Celebrate Nite, and Chocolate Philosophy
2008-11-01, 22:26: checked CLASSIC PARTY triathlon, Cosmic Hammer, and Dead Man's Party
2008-11-05, 16:42: checked Desire, Diverse City, and Don't Cha
2008-11-06, 16:03: checked Dual Love, Edge of Control, Electric Air
2008-11-08, 01:49: checked Forever Young, Free, Get Away
2008-11-08, 23:27: checked Girigi Daddy, GO!, Grandolin
2008-11-11, 16:09: checked Hypnotic Crisis, I Can Feel It, Insaner
2008-11-14, 21:30: checked Levitation Nation, Listen to Your Heart
2008-11-17, 00:01: checked Masters of the Universe, More Serotonin
2008-11-19, 18:20: checked Music Revolution, My Side of the City, Nervous Excited Delighted, No Good
2008-11-25, 23:55: checked No Parking On the Dance Floor, Oblivion
2008-11-29, 01:04: checked Race Against Time, Rock This Town
2008-11-30, 19:16: checked Saturday, Senses, Sigrev2
2008-12-01, 22:11: checked Skulk, Snake Charmer, Sockem
2008-12-05, 12:56: checked Stompin' at the Gotham

Same thing as Ultramix 3, only with Ultramix 4. Again, these are updates for the thread. I plan on updating the category all in one go, so bear with me.

Singles


Doubles

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wut

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