ポスト #101 · 2023-09-19 12:17:13amにポスト 8.7月前
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How do new gardeners learn how to garden?
By Trowel and Error!
By Trowel and Error!
ポスト #102 · 2023-09-19 02:43:23amにポスト 8.7月前
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What's the difference between a job and a wife?
At present, the job probably still sucks.
At present, the job probably still sucks.
ポスト #103 · 2023-09-19 01:21:17pmにポスト 8.6月前
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What's the difference between a hooker and a greedy employer with no morals?
You get fucked either way, but you're probably paying the hooker instead of getting paid.
You get fucked either way, but you're probably paying the hooker instead of getting paid.
ポスト #104 · 2023-09-20 03:37:53amにポスト 8.6月前
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What do you call a cat that's also a DJ?
DJ Meow Mix.
DJ Meow Mix.
ポスト #105 · 2023-09-20 04:31:58pmにポスト 8.6月前
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What's the difference between boogers and vegetables?
You can't get kids to eat vegetables.
You can't get kids to eat vegetables.
ポスト #106 · 2023-09-20 09:14:05pmにポスト 8.6月前
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What's the difference between a pushy salesman and a taxi driver?
They both drive you away, but you thank one of them for their service.
They both drive you away, but you thank one of them for their service.
ポスト #107 · 2023-09-20 09:16:14pmにポスト 8.6月前
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What question can never be answered by "yes"?
"Are you asleep?"
"Are you asleep?"
ポスト #108 · 2023-09-20 10:13:25pmにポスト 8.6月前
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What's the difference between beer nuts and deer nuts?
One's $1.50, the other's under a buck.
One's $1.50, the other's under a buck.
ポスト #109 · 2023-09-20 10:18:02pmにポスト 8.6月前
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Why did the boy throw butter out the window?
He wanted to see a butterfly.
He wanted to see a butterfly.
ポスト #110 · 2023-09-20 10:20:05pmにポスト 8.6月前
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If you want honesty, become friends with short people. Their height prevents them from telling tall tales.
ポスト #111 · 2023-09-20 10:32:13pmにポスト 8.6月前
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What animal talks all the time?
A yak.
A yak.
ポスト #112 · 2023-10-06 09:22:31amにポスト 8.1月前
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Dad: I'm starting to doubt your boyfriend's masculinity.
Daughter: What makes you say that?
Dad: We met at a gay bar.
Daughter: What makes you say that?
Dad: We met at a gay bar.
ポスト #113 · 2023-10-06 11:27:25pmにポスト 8.1月前
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What do you call a quadruple amputee in a recliner?
Eileen.
Eileen.
ポスト #114 · 2023-10-06 11:53:43pmにポスト 8.1月前
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Where does a sick ship go?
The docks.
The docks.
ポスト #115 · 2023-10-06 11:56:01pmにポスト 8.1月前
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I practiced a standup routine at a morgue one time. I have my doubts about how it went, but the worker said I left the audience dead.
ポスト #116 · 2023-10-07 01:45:27amにポスト 8.1月前
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When is a pie like a poet?
When it's Browning.
When it's Browning.
ポスト #117 · 2023-10-10 06:52:47pmにポスト 7.9月前
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What's the difference between a dirty bus stop and a lobster with big boobs?
One's a crusty bus station, the other's a busty crustacean.
One's a crusty bus station, the other's a busty crustacean.
ポスト #118 · 2023-10-10 06:55:01pmにポスト 7.9月前
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What is a computer's favorite dance?
Disko.
Disko.
ポスト #119 · 2023-10-13 03:17:46amにポスト 7.9月前
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I'm in a Walmart parking lot watching a woman who can't remember where she parked her car. Every time she holds her remote in the air, I honk my horn.
ポスト #120 · 2023-10-14 03:33:30amにポスト 7.8月前
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A man and a woman inside an airplane. As the man peers outside the window...
Man: Oh no. I have a bad feeling this plane is going to crash.
Woman: Why? This flight is going smoothly.
Man: I can see the two pilots parachuting outside.
Man: Oh no. I have a bad feeling this plane is going to crash.
Woman: Why? This flight is going smoothly.
Man: I can see the two pilots parachuting outside.