1000 ways to get kicked out of _________

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101. Dance on a bed there

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102. Making crappy stepmania related posts.

103. Installing StepMania on a display laptop and playing it for hours while people are trying to look at the laptops specs.

-Excuse me could I look at that please?
>uhhhhhhhhhh I'm about to get a 99 percent on Chipstream pls
-Can you at least tell me the specs?
>it plays StepMania thumbs up
-Uhmmm.... thank you...?
>no problem man

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104. Get a few buddies and reenact the Wombo Combo IRL. And have some loud guys do the commentary.

For those of you who don't know what that is... (NSFW)


For a little more fun...
*costumes for three Fox McClouds and a Captain Falcon
*arranging things in the store like Battlefield
*having a random guy shout, "My d*ck hurts!!"

105. Be a douchebag.
Also say skull-fuck out loud.

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106. While someone is playing ITG or PIU, be the announcer in the middle of their game.

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107. Go into JC Penny after a long DDR session, and take a nap on the lawn chairs.

108. POST SIGNS ALL OVER THE PLACE THAT ANNOUNCES THAT ASH KETCHUM LOST THE KALOS LEAGE IN LUMIOISE CITY YET AGAIN, READ EM AND WEEP*

109.
Scream THIS! IS! VALOR! while kicking the living S#!% out of a inSTINK or mySICK team member. (If neither of those, KEEP KICKING, and just remember, THERE IS NO MERCY IN THIS DOJO!)

110. Announce that the store is closing in 10 seconds on the store intercom, fooling all the customers. And maybe even employees.

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111. Announce that the store is having a 50% discount on all merchandise before 5:00 p.m., when it's 4:55 p.m, making all the customers line up and get out of the store already.

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112 4 + 4 + 8 + 15 + 16 + 23 + 42. Shoehorn the numbers all over the place and make it look like there's some big secret code or mystery when there isn't.

113. Smash the person in front of you on the head with a ham

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114. Run in, dressed in Muslim garb, guns a-blazing, screaming "HITLER DID NOTHING WRONG" in Spanish.

115. Dance to Gangnam Style while not paying attention to where the shelves are.

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116. Go to a massage therapist in a strip mall and ask for:
(NSFW alert) a happy ending

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117. Blue screen a display computer

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118. Kidnap somebody. Preferably someone that will make the news headlines, like the minority. That way it becomes a social injustice.

Pick up a manga volume and keep a few pages for yourself.

120. Go up to the manager and yell "How did you get out of jail?!"

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