The Wrestling Thread

The ending felt so wrong. Like everyone in crowd just kinda slowly accepted the 3-count and were like "Oh uh...ok I guess that was the end. Guess his arm is all better."

I'm sure glad that New Day/League segment had a point /s
That also felt so weird cause it just kinda ended like that was that.

Also we apparently can never take the Wyatt Family seriously ever again. Horrendous match, the worst way to end it.

Very bad PPV, they got a lot of work to do if they want to try and turn things around by WrestleMania 32.

Reigns goes over Ambrose for the billionth time. Fuck off, WWE. You literally chose THE WORST possible option for the end of the match. 1, Reigns wins, 2, over Ambrose.

This is really fucking frustrating to watch. Why don't they just throw Ambrose out of the company, since he clearly only exists to lose to 'big brotherrrr'? Even more annoying, they took the IC title from him, as well, to give us the VEIN hope that "whoa they took the title from him? does that mean he's winning at fastlane?" lol nope, reigns will recover from the fucking kimura and a half dozen chair shots to just spear someone and win, hey cena how you doin

I still don't get why WWE thinks this is something people want to see. People would LOVE Ambrose to steal the spotlight from Reigns, and I'm fairly sure they'd also have a lot of fun with another Lesnar run with the title. The people who want Reigns to win are either 12-year-olds or Rock fanboys. Or both.

Bottom line; CHANGE THE FUCKING PLAN, CREATIVE. THIS SHIP IS SINKING AND IT'S SINKING FAST.

(at least it gave us the crowning moment of the night - reigns being booed out of the fucking arena)

""Make sure to stay tuned for Raw tommorrow!" says Micheal Cole and fakes laugh while fake smiling while looking straight down the lens and wondering what happened to that little boy from Syracuse." - The Lunatic Fridge

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I'm late. I just watched Fastlane 2016 this morning, and BOOOOOOOOOOOIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII was it awful!

Match: Kalisto vs. Alberto Del Rio in a 2 out of 3 falls match for the USA Championship
Result: Kalisto won again! Holy shit, the era of LOLDELRIOWINS is over.
My Comment: THANK GOD

Match: Becky Lynch and Sasha Banks vs. Team Terrible
Result: The talented NXT divas won. Also, idk why people say Becky Lynch is a bad wrestler.
My Comment: Naomi and Tamina are right! They put the "bad" in team bad!

Match: Dolph Ziggler vs. Kevin Owens for the Intercontinental Championship
Result: LOLOWENSWINS
My Comment: I already knew he was winning. Don't make the match last half an hour. Yes, both wrestlers are talented, but this isn't the first time they've fought.

Match: Big Show, Kane, and Ryback vs. the Wyatt Family
Result: The faces won. I don't feel like typing their names again.
My Comment: I'M STILL A RYBACK FAN. IDGAF.

Match: Brie Bella vs. Charlotte for the Diva's Championship
Result: LOLCHARLOTTEWINS
My Comment: Charlotte gets on my fuckin' nerves.

Match: AJ Styles vs. Chris Jericho
Result: AJ Styles won.
My Comment: Both great wrestlers. Chris Jericho is another favorite wrestler of mine, but AJ Styles won. I can't complain.

Segment: The New Day on the Cutting Edge Peep Show
Result: Someone turned face between the New Day and the League of Legends.
My Comment: It doesn't matter. I want the League of Legends to fuck up the New Day. Also, I purposely called the League of Nations the "League of Legends." They're all legendary.

Match: R-Truth vs. Curtis Axel
Result: The Social Outcasts won again! I LOVE THESE GUYS. Push this team! Make them beat the fucking New Day!
My Comment: wtf Goldust?

Match: Roman Reigns vs. Dean Ambrose vs. Bork Laser
Result: No interference. No heel turn. No nothing. LOLREIGNSWINS
My Comment: I honestly rooted for Roman Reigns, but that wasn't an exciting way to end the PPV Main Event Match.

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oh and i forgot to add the mention that no championships changed hands there were no surprise returns or debuts and no heel turns or face turns

WWE Fastlane? More like WWE Holding Pattern.

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So Shane McMahon can potentially control RAW, which would be a nice change. All he has to do is beat The Undertaker. In a Hell in a Cell match. At Wrestlemania. Which is probably going to be his last Wrestlemania, so at the PPV where The Undertaker is supposed to never lose, he is 110% not going to lose, so any hype you could build towards this is destroyed the second you utter the words "Undertaker" and "Wrestlemania" in the same sentence, Vince. You fuck.

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There was a major excitement upon announcing Shane would fight but when Vince said "Undertaker", you could tell a good half the arena was kinda like "Oh um...well not what I expected but alright." They knew already, there's no way Shane is gonna beat Undertaker in his hometown at his likely last WrestleMania.

But hey, at least Lesnar/Ambrose will be a Street Fight! To sell that feud properly, there needs to be blood, and lots of it.

here comes the moneeeeeeeey

money, moneymoneymoneymoneymoneymoneymoney moneeey

dolla dolla, holla holla

also note that vince never said shane had to win to control RAW, he just had to have the balls to fight the undertaker

which, let's face it, isn't the terrifying prospect it used to be

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I marked out so hard for Shane
Lets see where they go from here,also lets see if Shane can take big crazy bumps.

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Cosidering how is the Undertaker, if there is a fight in Wrestlemania probably will finish in a blood cell...

Oh well, like the Spanish commentarist says, whatever in WWE can occur...

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I literally jumped out of my chair and exclaimed HOLY FUCK very loudly at 1:15am for Shane O'Mac and I have absolutely zero regrets.

Soooo... Triple H VS Ambrose for the title is going to be a thing. Don't know when, but before Wrestlemania, Ambrose gets yet another burial. Great.

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It'll be at the Toronto special which is now called "Roadblock", March 12th.

I'm hoping that at least Ambrose will lose with shenanigans and not just get pinned clean. Roman still kayfabing the heck out of that injury is so aggravating. Though the time with him gone, I barely notice it. Not a good sign from the next (Probable) top guy.

WWE Roadblock 2016 results:

Match: the new day vs. the league of nations
Result: The new day wins.
My comment: For once, the new day put up a good match.

Match: Jack Swagger vs. Evil Chris Jericho
Result: Evil Chris Jericho wins.
My comment: Chris Jericho is still a favorite of mine.

Match: Enzo and Big Cass, accompanied by that rachet white girl vs. some generic tag team who happens to be the NXT tag team champions
Result: LOLREVIVALSWINS
My comment: Revivals is the name of that pair of generic guys. I'm not even gonna comment on the match at all, just because of the result.

Match: Wrestler (Natalya) vs. Model (Charlotte), accompanied by her father aka the man whose made a career out of being a complete pussy
Result: LOLCHARLOTTEWINS
My comment: This is bad.

Match: Level 99 Bork Laser vs. Luke Harper and Bray Wyatt aka the men who are supposed to be creepy but is ironically the ones who's scared of fighting
Result: Brock Lesnar killed Luke Harper, and Bray Wyatt ran away.
My comment: SUPLEX CITY, BITCH.

Match: Sami Zayn vs. Stardust aka Cody Rhodes aka Harley Quinn
Result: Sami Zayn wins, in what should've been a shorter match.
My comment: This is one of those matches where a jobber puts over a debut.

Match: Dean Ambrose vs. Shao Kahn for the WWE World Heavyweight Championship
Result: LOLHHHWINS
My comment: Ambrose had the pin, but his feet was under the rope.

I thought Royal Rumble was bad, I even thought Fastlane was worst, but THIS special event was ...special, indeed....as in DOI special.

WRESTLEMANIA BETTER BE GOOD.

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Didn't even know this happened. All I know from what i've seen and heard is nobody benefited from this at all, nobody looks strong. I'd wager WWE actually lost more subscriptions than they gained tonight from this show. Which leads me to this question:

What was the point?

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Exactly. WWE should've just let Wrestlemania be the next special event after Fastlane, instead of this Roadblock shit.

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what the fuck are they doing to ambrose

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They had a chance to really shock the audience, have Wrestlemania be this completely unpredictable, exciting event (like really, think of the possibilities if Ambrose won, would it have become a fatal four way for the title? Hell, Ambrose vs Reigns vs HHH vs Lesnar vs Wyatt vs idk, Rock? ARMAGEDDON) buttttt nothing happened, status quo is maintained. Booooo.

On the plus side, New Day match was phenomenal and I love those guys more every day (I need that cereal box/shirt combo), Natalya fucking brought it, NXT Tag match was great even if The Revival are still the most generic team ever, to the point I STILL don't know which one is which, and the main event was good, but not great. I think the main event and the Sami Zayn match went on a bit too long. OH and heel Jericho is KILLING IT.

Did anyone really think Ambrose was going to walk out of Roadblock as the WWE champ? I'm going to laugh so hard when 100,000+ boo Roman out of the building. If people are pissed about the dusty finish, then let me point out that this is the 3rd maybe 4th time that they did it with Ambrose. They have been having a killing with these "fuck you" endings to PPVs and events to the point that I was feeling bad as a viewer because I kept falling for the same trick over and over again. There's a point where "You should have known better" comes into play and I've hit that point.

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i did simply because i couldn't believe they would actually cocktease making the mainevent INTERESTING or anything and then pull it away

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Stephanie McMahon: Dolph, you want a match? You need to beat one person. Triple H.
Michael Cole: OH MY. I can't remember the last time Triple H fought on Monday Night Raw!
Me: I can. The big-nosed retard almost died fighting Curtis Axel. Maybe if history repeated, we wouldn't have to deal with the Authority anymore. LOL

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