Corrupt a wish!

Wish Granted. You get the island, but cannot be permitted to enter with 100 miles from it.

I wish for a person to wish for something cool and not have it ruined.

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Granted, but god kicks your ass for payment.

Damn Ninja'd

Wrong sir...wrong...

....DAMMIT.

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I won, so what do I get?

Granted, but it shall not be ruined.

You need to wish for something.

I'm spent at the moment. can't stop laughing from your ninja'd.

Huh? Me no get.

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His mind went blank from my ninja.

The show must go on, however...

I wish this game went up to page 12.

Granted but the game stopped at 12 forever.

I wish the book i'm reading was small.

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Granted, but you realize halfway through the book that it's the best one you've ever read.

I wish I had a superpowers (that I could control) to do anything.

Granted, but you must get bald like Professor X (X-Men) .

I wish Anti-Matter has another new remix.

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No. Take the imaginary notes from the charts and make your feet make a new song.

I wish DDR X3v.m2 would include good stuff.

Granted, but eAmuse system won't let anyone outside Japan unlock any of the good stuff.

I wish for DLC in DDR II

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Granted. DLC is Matsuri Japan and nothing else....ever

I wish Sirius CS would finally come out.

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Granted, but it includes only revivals.

I wish for iidx to go big in America.

Granted, turns out to be Beatmania US AC with cabs from Betson

I wish there was a pristine EXTREME machine set to freeplay near me

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Not Granted

I wish that I could be like Cole from inFamous and be able to have lighting based powers.

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Granted, but you can't take a shower or go out in the rain because it would kill you.

I wish that people would stop being so negative on the Facebook page.

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