1,000 Ways To Get Kicked Out Of A Store

99. Trick people to getting you free stuff.

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100. Sing "Milkshake" loudly in the dairy aisle

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101. Go into produce section and scream "FOOD FIGHT!"

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102. Yell out in front of the security guard that you are Hyouoin Kyouma, a mad scientist, and start laughing maniacally.

BEST ONE EVER!!!
103. trying to be funner than this

104. Blast this song on the com-speakers.

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105. Use Barcode Battlers until you get kicked out (I heard this was true).

106. Host a soccer game inside of the store.

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Play air soft gun inside of the store.

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Playing tag game with cans from the canned foods section.

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109 - As soon as a cashier goes off to clean a spill you made in aisle three, sneak to the cash register and pretend to be the cashier

110: Play sound clips of "Unexpected item in bagging area" or "Please wait for attendant" at self-service tills in a supermarket. (edit: until troll successful)

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111. You know those things that hold cans of soup and you can open the top and put the can back in?
Well, mix em up! And scream, "Wheeeeeeeeeeee!" while you're at it.

112. play with the food scales until one of the employees tell you to stop like 2 or 3 times.

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113. Buy an icee cup. Fill the icee cup. Drink the icee. Refill the icee cup, etc.

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114. destroy a "free sample" stand.

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115. Drag your butt across the aisles like a dog with worms.

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116. Wear just a ski mask trying to attempt to rob money.

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117: Hack the TVs in the electronics to play this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yzC4hFK5P3g

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118. Pretend you're an employee. (Take the clothes from another employee)

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