The Corrupted Wish Game

Granted, But you have to go online.

I wish I had a drivers license. By the way, I'm back on ZIV.

Granted, but you must passed all driving exam.

I wish Konami can using DanceMania songs again for next DDR.

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Granted, but they will all be 6 footers...and half of them are speed remixes.

I wish for a wish that cannot be corrupted.

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Granted, but that wish is nothing, and you got nothing.

I wish Naoki made a sequel of 1998

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Granted, it's 1999.



I wish I had some coffee.

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Granted, but you didn't specify wishing it in a mug, so it just appeared and got all over everything.

I wish I had Tostitos' chips and salsa. (In a bowl).

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granted, but you have no more teeth.

Wish DDR would get more crossovers

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Granted, they are all from rock revolution.

Wish I had a bendy keyboard.

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granted but the enter & space keys don't work.

Wish i Did'nt have DDR X in my AC.

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Granted, PIU (still sucks)

Wish I could stand in line for 5 hours at AOU to play empress (i want to play smooooch)

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granted, but the machine breaks once it's you're turn

wish I lost some pounds

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Granted, your keyboard breaks and you have to play Stepmania with a dance pad fat ass. (You probably aren't even fat)

Wish someone else would join this thread.

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granted, *Orpheous joins the thread*

wish I had a frappuccino

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FUCK NO FOG (ha his typo's were so bad)

Granted, you get off you computer, go to starbucks or some coffee shop, spend $6, come back to your computer and sip it quietly with your legs crossed while your significant other watches will and grace.

Wish I had a haircut.

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That's not to bad.

damn it.

granted, you're hair gets on fire.

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Granted. You get a crew cut that never grows back.

I wish this wish didn't happen.

Yup.

Wish I wasn't made fun of.
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granted but I come to your house and slap you. Rainbow > Note. (in less it's stepmania)

Wish I had a girlfriend. (This won't end well)

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Granted, but gets a sex change later

I wish I didnt get tired

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granted: you keep yourself awake by waiting 5 hours to play EMPRESS.

Wish Street Fighter IV's online would work.

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